Troper Updates II, Part II

...and now I have this awkward thought that I might need about another three days to mention away-from-the-site happenings, so 'hey' for the time being.

EDIT: ...and that's the page topper? God, my timing's way off. Not enough caffeine.

edited 15th Apr '14 9:35:14 PM by ZedOmega

In downtown Portland, we have these public drinking fountains known as Bunsen Bubblers. They are an invaluable means of providing clean drinking water to anyone. I recently witnessed a bird stick its but right on top of one. Maybe I'll be sticking to indoor fountains from now on.

...good plan, and I'd stock up on bottled water as a backup plan too...

Sister totaled her car (or somebody else did), so she's been having to get rides from people at school.

One of her rides is in her room with her and I can hear him...:|

I have a burning urge to know what he looks like.

I still feel a little out of it after my grand mal nocturnal seizure a few nights back.

Gunna go buy some of the Pinkie Cooper dolls as a bit of retail therapy. I kinda want all the travel Pinkies and the fashion packs..

This is what's wrong with capitalism.

But my collections are my lyyyyfe

Are you, or have you ever been a communist spy?

If you hate capitalism so much, then why are you using capital letters? Huh?

Catfish: Communist, no.

Social democrat, yes.

Well now, that's just two steps from being a commie, isn't it. You'll hear from the feds.

Social Democracies can be very capitalistic, y'know?

Yes, I'm aware of that.

I do live in a Social Democracy.

Some places are now classifying the US as an oligarchy rather than a democracy.

At the the top of the coming hour, as indicated by the timestamp on this message, The Synchtube Troper Coven will be checking out ''Bloody Birthday'.

Swing by the chat before then for Pre-Show, and other stupid stuff.

Find the rest of the group here: [1]

So I'm eating chewy cookies, and I start finding bugs in my bed.

Then I feel something crunch in my chewy cookie.

...did you eat a bug?

Did you died?

@T.O. That was the logical progression.

But probably not...or I really hope not.

@tparadox But yes. I am dead. Boooooo.

Tune in next time on a new episode of Keybeak: The Young and the Dead.

Wherein Keybreak flies around haunting his fellow tropers by poking them incessantly.

Episode 1: The Parable of Annoyance.

Scene 1: (the only scene) We open on Keybreak poking Parable for 30 straight minutes.

Keybreak: Parable. Parable. Hey, Parable. Parable? Parable. Hey Parable. Pa-rabble. Parabubble. Parabubububble. Parrrrrable. Hey Parable. Paraparaparaparaparable. Hey Parable.

I would watch the heck out of that.

"Parable."

"WHAT?!"

'I'm haunting you.'

edited 16th Apr '14 8:43:52 PM by tparadox

I read a story where the devil did the same thing to the protagonist, just for the sake of being pettily evil.

Episode 2: Lord of the Keys.

Keybreak: Hey Tolkien. Or Otaku. Is it Tolkien or Otaku? Tolkien comes first, but it may just modify Otaku. Are you a Tolkien Otaku because you're into Tolkien or are you an Otaku as if Tolkien had written about you? Does that make you part orc? Or part elf. Or part dwarf! Should I call you Tolky or Otie. Or Tolkotie. Or Totie. Or Otolkie. Or Tolkatotie. I don't know, there are too many names. If you liked Rowling would your name be Rowling Otaku? Then I could call you Rowltaku!

edited 16th Apr '14 8:44:46 PM by Keybreak