Enter The Arena... As Your Avatar! (Version 2: No Supernaturals)

^^ It's not actually a nuke; hell, the projectile itself isn't even explosive in the slightest. It's just that it impacts at such high velocity that it generates that kind of blast.

EDIT: Here's a page about the M-920 "Cain".

edited 17th Sep '10 10:57:29 AM by rallyfan9000

Damn. But I think My men are safe as long as they fly faster than their aim.

Yotsuba picks a clover.

-Hikaru the origami unicorn rides up to Yotsuba-

Well, hello. What are you doing here?

-cuts off leg and gives it to whale, along with money- Mmmm...hamburger. -eats hamburger- WHAT? THERE'S CHEESE ON THIS! I DIDN'T ORDER A CHEESEBURGER! I ORDERED A HAMBURGER!

I'm looking for clovers!

-Doom Shroom causes another gigantic explosion-

WOAH! Careful with that thing!

-Doom Shrooms grow causing gigantic explosions-

-Elite Octoomba is just spitting rocks everywhere-

-finishes cheeseburger, then runs away from the explosions.-

*is knocked over by an explosion* What is it with me and mushroo—*a rock nails me in the head, knocking me unconscious*

Garrus: "Shepard, is it really a good idea to shoot down historical aircraft with that?

Shepard: "Yes."

Shepard fires.

Grunt: You missed.

Joker (over radio): We just got hit with a railgun. Anything to do with you, Commander?

-starts to dive-bomb Yotsuba, but stops mid-flight because WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD HIT THAT!?-

Wolkenwand: I think some fool is trying to shoot us down! Can you believe it?

Joker: I dunno, It is said that foolishness is the main ingredient of bravery.

Blizzard: Whatever. All we know is that they're not going to leave. *drops a bomb at Shepard*

Bump.

I'll give them another shot

-steam vents from the M-920 Cain-

-Garrus spots the bomb in the air-

Garrus: Commander...

-Shepard looks up, throws the turian out of the way and takes the bomb head on, he turns to Garrus and Grunt-

Grunt: Impressive.

Shepard: Tech Armor.

Blizzard: Huh. Another super-soldier?

Wolkenwand: Tch. Who the hell would waste that much money on something so impractical?

Spearman: I wonder if it'll survive if I pelt it with rockets? *fires a stream of rockets from his Su-33*

^The thought crosses my mind that it'd be a whole lot simpler if you were playing as your current avatar...

Just so you know, there's a real chance I might reenter the game during this week or the next. Laeven's as updated as I'll probably be allowed to get away with. These damn college courses been keeping me sporadic for awhile. The papers... I didn't even go to regular high school; the papers came as a nasty shock, I can tell you.

edited 28th Sep '10 8:16:53 PM by Artemis92

Heh heh heh, eat homing missiles, losers!

What the shit is that?

^ Google my username, see what happens.

Hmh. I would play this again, the thing is, I haven't read any of this thread for a good thirty pages and have no idea what's going on...

^You remember iTroperopolis? It's officially a city now. Strigon, Rallyfan, and Flanker all have armies now, I think, and a couple others have been playing as singles. It's barely Enter the Arena As Your Avatar anymore at all, really.

The thought has actually crossed my mind once or twice to start yet another Arena, and make it a rule that you have to actually play as one avatar at a time.

As far as what you may have missed, well... Yarrunmace appeared as a piece of paper and got origami'd into a unicorn, and I introduced and promptly threw away Agent Carr and Bun-Bun. Other than that, I can't think of anything memorable.

edited 1st Oct '10 2:07:14 PM by Artemis92

I see. Maybe I'll read up on the whole of this monster at some point (read up the point when I bailed out so far). But now I'll just blindly jump in and actually play as my avatar! Maybe a little more than him...

Sounds like an idea, but I can still see it go the same way as the others.=Strigon derail.

A car races through the city streets, the two people inside in a heated argument.

"Look Sammyboy, I appreciate your approach to policing, but in this case, you better trust the Gene Genie."

"But you can't just..."

"Just shut up, will you now?"

-unknown man silently sneaks in-

yep, no avatar and coming in anyway. Is that allowed?

^Uh, last person that did that was demongodofchaos (in the first thread), and it didn't really go over well... Basic rules are: nothing over 2 on the Super Weight scale, and give us something we can actually fight. One avatar at a time per contestant is preferred.

edited 1st Oct '10 2:24:08 PM by Artemis92