Fallschirmbär.
Okay, That actually IS hilarious.
As I type this I have a sword in one hand and a gun in the other.
I'm Only Sleeping
What do you call a musically-inclined Pettanko?
- An A♭.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A♭ miner
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
edited 25th Jan '10 6:33:39 AM by SapphireFlame
Are you not entertained?
The World Is Mine
What do you call a piano dropped on a barracks?
A♭ Major.
I'm Only Sleeping
What do you get when you drop a piano on a kid?
A♭ Minor.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
(weaving)
I'm Only Sleeping
What do you call a remorseful cog?
A Guilty Gear.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Say, did you know that Shakespeare was once a lawyer before losing the right to practice law?
He was disbard
Are you not entertained?
I'm Only Sleeping
How do you make a mage sad? Make him a Blue Mage.
How do you make a red mage sad? Make him a Blue Mage.
How do you make a white mage sad? Make him a Blue Mage.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Laugh it off, everybody
What happens if you drop a piano on your own head?
you'll b flat.
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
What do you get when you drop a whetstone down a mineshaft?
A sharp miner.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
I like it here.
What do you get when you drop a whetstone down my shaft
Me. In tons of pain.
<(-_-<)(>-_-)> "FUSION HA"
"Justice!"
Clutch pedal = sidestep
Are people fairly uncomfortable and unhappy in Malaysia?
Worshipper of Ahura Mazda, as proclaimed by Zoroadster http://twitter.com/bpglobalpr
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
What genre of music focuses mainly on love songs involving prepubescents?
Lolipop.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
I'm Only Sleeping
What would you call Barry Allen on a griddle?
A flash in the pan.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
If you default on an exorcism payment, can you be repossessed?
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
TANGENT WINS.
PUN.
"keionbu ni yokusou, nyan?"
Horny guy to math genius girlfriend: "I want to lie down beside you so I can be tangent to your curves."
Girlfriend responds: "Your limit as you approach me approaches zero."
edited 26th Jan '10 11:56:31 PM by Mapi
My FF.net account
"Justice!"
Horny guy to math genius girlfriend: "I want to lie down beside you so I can be tangent to your curves."
Girlfriend responds: "Your limit as you approach me approaches zero."
I swear I've read a joke very similar but not identical to this one somewhere before, but I can't remember where.
Maybe it's just because I can't tell one math joke from another.
I'm Only Sleeping
A pig, an ox, and a building were the stars of a math exhibit. The title? Sow, Cow, Tower.
"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Kinkajou: In other news, the calculus teacher accidentally taught the class to yodel while teaching the division rule.
Aa. AAAA aaa aa aaaaaaaaa aaaa, AAA, aaaa. AAAAAAAA aaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...aaa aaaaaa a aaaa a aaaaaaa!
"AAAAA aaAAAA AaAaA?"
AAAAAAAAAAA.
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