PINNACLE OF MAN
"He went out, you see. Somebody sold him a crazy record. He became a lunatic."
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
dizzy
*shows Lunar: Silver Star Story's manual*
This is what an instruction manual is supposed to look like.
*brings out Alice: Madness Returns' pathetic two-page 'manual'*
This is a fucking goddamn piece of shit, right here. That's what this is. Okay, faecal matter.
simple as
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
A man wouldn't man another man's man!
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
42$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
Ik will call this place, FORT DE KOCK!
but me like titties
edited 8th May '16 9:52:26 AM by ArmoredFury
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Come on; baby needs a new pair of shoes!
-ragged jeans transmute into new ones-
YES!
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Love your hair, hope you win
America is everyone's weird step-dad.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
dizzy
I went to a beautiful place. There were angels, just like in the books, with white, glossy wings and trumpet music... and I knew I was dead. And then I saw mother—I guess she was calling me—and I had to come back, and when I came back, it hurt.
simple as
"I'll leave all four rifle rounds to you. I'm going ahead with the ball bearings."
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
My first love... ended in three minutes.
At least the Fashion Club can continue! 
That's it?! If you're my friend, then you should comfort me!
Well, first loves are bittersweet, right?
I don't think I'll ever recover from this. 
Li'l Shardfinder
It's because I love you. I've always loved you and you know that. As long—
Well, you say that a lot, but you know what? I'm really worried about Bob.
...I really wish you wouldn't interrupt me in the middle of a sentence.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Cuteness overload.
"We f*cked so much and so hard that we have become one. And now I'll destroy you with the power of basketball!"
Everyone call me elf monster
Li'l Shardfinder
How's your Mother's Day pizza? Does it taste like mother... hood? I don't know what that tastes like.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Love your hair, hope you win
I'm the mayor and the barber!
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
42$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
"It's not a good thing for shipgirls to be here. Before the Touhou Police arrive, you'd better hurry back to base."
"I'm a Touhou! I'm Kochiya Sanae!"
edited 9th May '16 9:04:57 PM by ArmoredFury
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
dizzy
Man, what the fuck do you care? Guess we better do this shit, then.
simple as
Li'l Shardfinder
Oh, I knew who he was. Disgruntled employee who worked here five years ago. I couldn't forget that face, he... used to bob for fries.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The Tranquil Knight
"...I think I've actually learned LESS about my powers. Like, check this shit out."
*Fires a laser. Laser reflects back into his face.*
"OH SHIT-!"
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
dizzy
YOU SUCCESSED!
edited 10th May '16 10:01:31 AM by MrLavisherMoot
simple as
The Tranquil Knight
"I thought you were supposed to be charismatic when you convinced people to do things?!"
"I realize, I'm saying this because I know you SECRETLY ENJOY THIS ."
"OK WE ARE DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS! THE GUARDSMAN HAS DROPPED DEAD AND WE ARE CHANGING THE SUBJECT RIGHT! NOW!"
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
You are the monster.
Li'l Shardfinder
I think that Seinfeld with Lovecraftian horrors would be an improvement.
"Whaaaat's the deal with Cthulu?"
edited 10th May '16 1:34:34 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
"And that's why I'm not legally allowed to use scissors anymore."
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Love your hair, hope you win
Please don't train my brother.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
dizzy
I mean, if I drank that much coffee, I would cry... decaf.
simple as
Two, Three, Four-skin
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.