Something something DBZ
It's just like it's just like a minimart
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
Li'l Shardfinder
*Ssssnnooort* ...WHAT HAPPENED?! XD
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
dork: silent assassin
Mountains so high they tickled the nether regions of Heaven!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
On this day, nothing was regretted.
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I get the feeling that's from Nerd Cubed's playthrough of some simulator I forgot the name of.
That's a meme, and it's "just like a mini mall".
edited 2nd May '15 7:56:12 PM by The_Mattias
Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!
jasper (thats my actual name)
Do you worry about tests sometimes? Then you have ANXIETY DISORDER! Do you touch the doorknob when you open doors? Then you have CRIPPLING OCD! Do you sometimes itch yourself in public? Then you're TURNING INTO A WOLF!
im not just any trash, im lapidot trash
Li'l Shardfinder
So close! It was LGR's Train Simulator video where his train suddenly jettisoned itself off the track. 
10 YEARS
"Heads will really roll tonight!"
"Hah! They already are!"
simple as
Love your hair, hope you win
Where the hell did you find single-family homes anywhere near Wrigleyville?
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Just as I suspected! 32 flavors!
Li'l Shardfinder
"Classic" pork kidneys? None of those "new-fangled" pork kidneys?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
OH YES!!
I'm an evil scientist, what do you expect? This isn't a game.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
On this day, nothing was regretted.
[this
begins playing]
It's time to take the fight to them!
We have to take out their ship!
For reasons!
Last chance to use your missles!
Jer gets all the girls
You're so hot tonight, like a sunrise.
Kiss me Katut!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
dork: silent assassin
Germany you cannot the box.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Apparently Not Dead
Things you will here a lot in this series: "IT'S THE MUSTACHE!"
-insert appropriate signature here-
jasper (thats my actual name)
nya
rawr
im not just any trash, im lapidot trash
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
A rapier is a gentleman's weapon, nyaa~.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
10 YEARS
"You got up on stage and you were wildly mediocre, and that led to nothing of a career."
"Okay, first of all, FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER."
simple as
Li'l Shardfinder
Speaking of the Mona Lisa, you ever drink soda out of a plastic cup?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
OH YES!!
Stupidity, however, that's going to have to be surgically removed.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Braids From S286 Not Included
Well done. You can fry an egg.
(beat)
Yes, I was being sarcastic.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Li'l Shardfinder
Just a minute! You handle our food and dig the latrines?!
Don't worry sir, I always wash my hands before I dig the latrines.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
10 YEARS
I love how, like, half of the time, the enemies die in one hit, the other half of the time, it takes me, like, twenty hits just to kill them, with a fucking shotgun. Okay, explain this shit to me, Blast!, you fucking cunts who can't make a fucking video game if their fucking lives depended on it, you fucking son of a bitch.
(cue 'Mission Failed' screen)
You know what? Fuck this game. Okay, fuck this game, I'm never playing this piece of shit again. Blast! can go fuck themselves. This is the worst fucking game ever. I'm out. See you later.
edited 6th May '15 4:22:31 AM by MrLavisherMoot
simple as
jasper (thats my actual name)
i'm gonna take you to my secret lair, and we're gonna have some "fun".
im not just any trash, im lapidot trash
What was that last word, "electri-ricity"?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.