Always look on the bright side

After you're done, you'll have a lovely clean room again.

I have to pass my theory test again. It expires in August.

It'll show you how far you've come in your studies.

...I can't stop feeling anxious. <:(

You'll be more alert

I'm tired and I have a great deal of work to do.

You will sleep all the more soundly once you are finished.

I have to move when I'd rather live where I am.

You get to make new friends with your neighbors!

People of the female persuasion seem physically repulsed by me....

edited 31st Jul '10 6:19:25 AM by Xiphoniii

Just think of it as a filter for the few who will be the most compatable with you.

I have a serious caffeine dependence (not an addiction!).

You do get energy out of it, and you keep starbucks running. You have saved a few jobs. Good for you.

I have been turned in to Abraham Lincoln, at a VERY bad time in his life.

At least you'll be remembered as a national hero.

I have simultaneously lost all of my senses at once.

You have become special!

I cannot beat Ganzer/Gunther!

Don't worry! His weak spot is located beneath his left armpit!

I have a horrible life.

It will get better in time

I was raped

edited 13th Aug '10 9:11:33 AM by NotSuperman

...Dude, Not Funny!. You'll be able to laugh about it later.

My resits begin on monday and I haven't studied enough.

One way or another you will learn a lesson.

I'm working in government administration at the moment. Yes I answer people's enquiries about every random thing, then go and process a whole heap of red tape paperwork.

You are helping your country in the most menial way. -salute-

School is fast arriving again.

Education!

My Brothers annoying.

At least you have family.

Man, I don't really have a bad side right not...Uhm, err...

School starts soon. >_>

It eventually has to end, doesn't it?

I hate that I DON'T GOTTA JERB!

:/ Everyone else who already has a JERB probably wishes they didn't.

My internet connection went out when I was trying to talk to a friend. <:(

edited 21st Aug '10 8:18:37 PM by Keybreak

Perhaps it prevented you from making some sort of horrible typo!

I have major writer's block.

That will give you more time to appreciate nature!

I've just travelled to Asia, I don't know the language, and I don't have enough money to fly back to America!

Don't worry, you'll eventually learn the Asian Language, and you find out that you're better off in there. (Preferably in Japan.)

I fear that ALLTYNEX Second will go out of stock!

It will never go out of stock! Ebay/Amazon will not allow it!

You accidentally fell down the stairs and now you're permanently paralysed.

At least I'll never get an itch now...

There's always gonna be school for someone to go to...;/

There's always something new to learn.

I wish i still had my long hair

Brushing your hair will be less of a hassle now that its short

I'm suffering from depression and my anti-depressants have accdiently fallen down the drain right after I got them