Your Avatar Vs. The Above Avatar: Who Would Win?

Mine's a dimension cutting shapeshifting alien. Wut.

My avatar is Simon. Simon wins. Spiral power, bitch!

Spiral power? Yummy.

Galaxy shurikens, bitch. Simon wins.

His testosterone poisoning is not strong enough for Dresden's magic.

Universe bombs. wut.

Mine.

Simon still wins anyway.

Super Sue wins.

Bitch, please. Simon is far more over the top than any Mary Sue could ever be. If he can't win a direct confrontation, he'd find a way -using pure willpower- to rip a hole into reality to reach the real world, find the server of fanfiction.net, and assimilate it into his mecha. Then he'd use something like probability-altering missiles to rewrite every fanfic written at any point in the past, present and future to make sure he's strong enough to defeat Mary Sue.

Simon has managed to form his hand into a drill though. If he can drill into something, he can assimilate it. And in the Anti-Spiral's dream world, he actually turned his body into Gurren Lagann (though obviously, since that was the dream world, he may not be able to do it outside of it, though with spiral energy nothing is impossible), and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann was basically created out of nothing. Also, even without that, this guy is probably crazy enough to be able to fix a snapped neck like it's a mere dislocated joint.

edited 21st Oct '12 3:26:32 PM by Everzwijn

Ron snaps his neck with magical monkey Kung fu. He only has those power with GL. No mech no galaxy throwing. simon in you avi is base human.

edited 21st Oct '12 3:17:52 PM by vanthebaron

clean up in aisle people are taking things too seriously.

Anyway, John can't beat Mythical Monkey Master Ron.

Solaire wins through the power of jolly cooperation

Shit. This vampire stands no chance against the sunbro.

edited 21st Oct '12 3:17:16 PM by StrawberrytheSecond

Ron loses to mary sue

This isn't a Sue. She still has pwerful magic though.

Ron still loses

And Ron loses again. See my edit to my last post.

Simon never we showed any restorative or regenative powers once Ron gets behind him, and Ron will get behind him, Simon will lose. Even before Graduation part 2, the very last KP episode, Ron flip kicked someone so hardif the person was human and not a robot, it would have shaped the spinal cord in 2 at the neck (Kim Possible So The Drama). And if we are going to go off of things not pictured in the avatar, Ron also has access to the lotus blade, a Shapshifting Weapon that can cut through anything.

edited 21st Oct '12 3:37:46 PM by vanthebaron

I'll see your Sue-ness and raise you one dude-with-a-knife-in-his-chest-being-all-like-"D:".

The universe implodes because of the amount of D:ness.

I, SIR, CHALLENGE YOU TO A FROWN-OFF!

Ron can win if cloud doesn't use any abilitys.

Frowning contest you say?!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

>Well, if Lobos is able to outrun those insane punches long enough for just one spell...
Still. Punch.

Eh, just one round of Social Combat with Charm usage is going to make the mortal make whatever the face she wants.

Screw frowning, DERP FACE MODE.

My guy knows Kung Fu maybe I can't really remember.

edited 21st Oct '12 4:13:02 PM by PhysicalStamina

Gaige wouldn't suffer the derpface gladly. I doubt anyone in ancient China could defend against shotguns or DT.