Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus is a professional Nudist who has been arrested several times because Clothes are for women.
Gallant does not judge people based on their religion or lack there-of.
Don't Try It
Goofus is somehow both a Extreme Religious person and an Anti-Theist.
Gallant always cleans his house atleast once a week.
edited 13th Apr '15 12:04:19 PM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Jer gets all the girls
Goofus's house is actually held up entirely by crushed beer cans at this point
Gallant is always kind to people working in customer service positions, as he understands how underpaid and frustrating their jobs can be
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Big Scientist
Goofus deliberately makes a mess to make the janitors cry.
On birthdays at the office, Gallant brings in cake for everyone!
Blue Pacific, signing off...
Don't Try It
Goofus brings in hookers and blow, Reality Ensues.
Gallant always does his taxes on time. Even if he hates it.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Big Scientist
Goofus is wanted in all 50 states for tax evasion. He's currently in Russia dodging expidition.
Gallant keeps track of his bank account at all times to ensure he doesn't spend too much!
Blue Pacific, signing off...
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Goofus spends all his cash on useless things.
Gallant always participates at rock concerts.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Big Scientist
Goofus thinks crowd participation is freaking stupid.
In TF 2, Gallant always plays Medic when his team needs it!
Blue Pacific, signing off...
Don't Try It
Goofus is one of the seven Snipers or Spies.
Gallant takes his girlfriend out for a fancy dinner, but respects her being a vegetarian.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Big Scientist
Goofus keeps "the funnel" on hand if his girlfriend ever gets too picky.
Gallant only uses his Tumblr for following fandoms and keeping up on trends!
Blue Pacific, signing off...
Jer gets all the girls
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Goofus takes his girlfriend out to dinner too. Hunting.
Goofus doxxed someone last week for not liking Superwholock
Gallant is respectful of those with opinions other than his own, even if he doesn't agree
edited 13th Apr '15 6:20:49 PM by Murataku
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Lovely Legilimens
Goofus forces his biased opinions on everyone.
Gallant makes sure to avoid AllegedlyFreeGames.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Goofus spends his inheritance to buy everything in Candy Crush.
Gallant is a sensible driver.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Maid of Time
Goofus makes sure to run over every person he can.
Gallant doesn't go on over to Lake Pontchartrain
.
OH YES!!
Goofus deliberately crosses it with a very large vehicle.
Gallant never overuses the medication he was prescribed.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Fly Air Madeline
Goofus is chronically addicted to the medication he was prescribed.
Gallant keeps his text fairly uniform and knows that it generally isn't useful to use flashy colors or strange fonts or font sizes.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Lovely Legilimens
Goofus writes like a billboard sign.
Gallant respects other people's OTPs.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
A real bad hombre
Goofus tries to force his Crack Pairing on everyone in the fandom.
Gallant always does his homework well and turns it in on time.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Lovely Legilimens
Goofus feeds his dog his homework before going to school.
Gallant stands up and stretches every few hours of computer work.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
A real bad hombre
Goofus stretches the time it takes for him to work on the computer by several hours.
Gallant helps rescue cats stuck in trees.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Fly Air Madeline
Goofus throws the cat into the nearest thorn bush.
Gallant drinks tea.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
A real bad hombre
Goofus makes tea so he can pour it out the window onto unexpected passerbys.
Gallant passes the ball to his teammates.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Lovely Legilimens
Goofus travels.
Gallant takes online rumors with a grain of salt.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Jer gets all the girls
Goofus was the inspiration for Weird Al's song "Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me"
Gallant waits in line patiently at shops
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Goofus becomes a senator to further his career as a lawyer.
When shopping for clothes, Gallant patiently tries on several items of clothing he likes the look of before choosing his purchases and handing the rest back to a member of staff or putting them back on the rail.
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