Mweheheh
Goofus has fathered 42 children through mothers whose names he doesn't even remember anymore.
Gallant never trusts emails from Nigerian princes.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Fly Air Madeline
Goofus remortgaged 7 houses because he seriously believed a Nigerian needed 3 billion dollars to feed his starving family.
Gallant takes care of his hoverboard.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Mweheheh
Goofus threw his hoverboard in the fire.
Gallant never reads Creepypasta or SCP Foundation past 7:00 PM.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Goofus gets off on reading creepypastas.
Gallant does not believe in the Animation Age Ghetto.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Goofus thinks the Animation Age Ghetto is where all the Black cartoon characters live.
Gallant waters his plants every day.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
The Absolute Madman
Goofus lets them get eaten by bugs.
Gallant knows how to play bass guitar.
"We be we baby!"
Shadow of Legends
Goofus plays at 2am. At volume 11. Really badly.
Gallant does not mock Real Men Wear Pink.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Mweheheh
Goofus viciously assaults anyone who wears pink.
Gallant knows that Fifty Shades of Grey is shit and refuses to let his little brother read it or see the movie.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Lovely Legilimens
Goofus goes to the cinemas to watch it every day.
Gallant follows Safe, Sane, and Consensual.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Fly Air Madeline
Goofus can't tell the difference between sex and rape.
Gallant did his research and bought a Windows 10 computer with the Secure Boot switch included.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
The Absolute Madman
Goofus uses a rock slab and chisel.
Gallant doesn't like it when you overplay Ho Yay.
"We be we baby!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus will only watch or read stuff that has hardcore gay sex in it.
Gallant hires women for his films, not on their looks, but on their ability to act.
Lovely Legilimens
Goofus's film has an all-female cast of hookers.
Gallant doesn't rely on Microtransactions.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Mweheheh
Goofus works seven jobs just to support his microtransaction habit.
Gallant never stalks the girl he likes.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Water Extraction
Goofus always stays outside the window of the girl he is stalking.
Gallant knows how to make friends easily.
Just helping a friend of mine out.
Goofus tends to make enemies out of everyone he meets, even the sweetest of kids.
Gallant brushes his teeth after every meal.
...eheh
Lovely Legilimens
Goofus breaks his teeth by eating bricks.
Gallant runs an animal shelter.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
OH YES!!
Goofus kicks dogs.
Gallant sings as best he can.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Goofus took singing lessons from William Hung.
Gallant helps the elderly cross the street.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Goofus kicks elderly people off the bus.
Gallant solves problems through peaceful solutions.
...eheh
The Absolute Madman
Goofus Shoots first and asks questions later
Gallant made a Kick Starter to fund his new life-saving intention, The Gatlin Gun.
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"We be we baby!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus makes a kickstarter to make a grilled cheese sandwich, that supposedly costs 1 Million Dollars, and only he gets to eat it.
Gallant prepares and practices for an important speech that will save his company billions of dollars.
Don't Try It
Goofus just wings it and causes his company to go bankrupt.
Gallant is a PC gamer, however he also tolerant of those who like consoles.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Goofus is one of those notorious X Box trolls.
Gallant is a hero that tries to save everyone.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Goofus always wipes his ass with Gallant's shirts.
Gallant always carries a pack of condoms in case he needs them.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)