Tief girl with eartude
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Goofus is mean to other people, no matter how polite and honest they are.
Goofus cuts off his opponents and accuses them of being part of the Illuminati.
Gallant donates to charity anonymously.
edited 4th Mar '15 3:18:05 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Jer gets all the girls
Goofus brags about donating thousands to charity, but never actually does it
Gallant always chews with his mouth shut, and never speaks with his mouth full
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Space Molly Weasley
Goofus spits up his food on the table.
Gallant sits properly when using the computer.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Goofus sits on the computer.
Gallant browses through strategy guides to help him get past tough sections in video games.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Space Molly Weasley
Goofus uses ActionReplay and GameShark.
Gallant sets up parental controls when his kids use the computer.
edited 4th Mar '15 4:28:09 AM by TroperNo9001
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Jer gets all the girls
Goofus shows his kids how to torrent ultra-violent horror flicks
Gallant studies hard for his exams
edited 4th Mar '15 4:39:54 AM by Murataku
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
The Absolute Madman
Goofus bullies the smart kids to do his homework and still gets a D-
Gallant loves to feed his bunnies
"We be we baby!"
Space Molly Weasley
Goofus has a lot of Playboy bunnies.
Gallant never skips leg day.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus has an impressive muscular torso and arms... but his legs are fat, flabby stubs that jiggle every time he moves. He has a hard time walking everywhere.
Gallant busts a move, whatever that means.
edited 4th Mar '15 10:04:03 AM by DingoWalley1
The Absolute Madman
Goofus plays Bust A Move(and dies within 20 seconds.)
Gallant doesn't always drink Gatoraid
"We be we baby!"
Maid of Time
It's the only thing Goofus drinks.
Gallant works out a fair schedule for sharing the TV with his siblings.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Space Molly Weasley
Goofus keeps the remote out of reach.
Gallant washes his hands before doing culinary or medical work.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Goofus does both simultaneously without washing his hands.
Gallant listens to music at a reasonable volume.
The Absolute Madman
Tief girl with eartude
Goofus believes everything is fete and thus goes.
Gallant debates with well thought out arguments and assumes good intentions at all times.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
The Absolute Madman
Goofus: "THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"
Gallant likes to doodle his friends and family
"We be we baby!"
Space Molly Weasley
Goofus doodles on his friends and family.
Gallant uses both sides of the paper.
edited 5th Mar '15 7:09:34 AM by TroperNo9001
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Goofus uses font so large and only uses single-sided printing that it took ten-thousand pages for him to write "See Spot Run".
Gallant always leaves the car windows up when listening to music in his car.
edited 5th Mar '15 9:20:22 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Space Molly Weasley
Goofus blasts dubstep in heavy traffic.
Gallant finds good use of his mundane superpower.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Fly Air Madeline
Goofus uses his mundane superpower to have fun while he blows off chores and schoolwork.
Gallant has an Xbox One.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
The Absolute Madman
The King Without a Kingdom
Goofus is a vampire.
Gallant collects antiques.
It's been 3000 years…
Goofus breaks antiques so that they can never be sold for a high price again.
Gallant takes a break from games/tvtropes every once in a while.
...eheh
Goofus Forgets to Eat.
Gallant is polite to the employees of grocery stores and restaurants.
Goofus is a Complete Monster.
Gallant debates fairly and reasonably.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"