I genuinely believed that All Animation Is Disney. Similarly, I assumed all video games were made by Nintendo.
"We're home, Chewie."I used to think that forest fires were caused by dragons.
GIVE ME YOUR FACESome of them are.
'Trees, like torches, blazed with light...'
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'I thought the Louisiana Purchase made Canada a third smaller.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.I thought if you broke up with someone you could never get back together again
It thought that, if "standup" referred to the performer standing up on the stage, then a "sitcom" must be named like that because of all the times characters sit down
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.I used to insist Big Brother (like, the reality show) had a spin off show called Big Sister.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaI used to think my cats could understand me if I just thought at them heard enough.
edited 24th Aug '15 4:59:54 AM by lalalei2001
The Protomen enhanced my life.I was always told not to get on the computer during a thunderstorm, so I thought it was because it would detect me sitting at it and automatically self-destruct in my face.
And I thought it was a tragedy that a new letter of the alphabet hadn't been invented in so long, so I tried to invent a new single letter for the "ch" sound and force it into common usage. I didn't quite get that there was no way to arbitrarily ┴ange how people write things.
edited 26th Aug '15 3:13:23 AM by BaffleBlend
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — UltimatepheerI thought that Woody's real name was "Randolph" (or "Rudolph", I can't remember which) because I misread some text in Toy Story 2. That didn't last long, though.
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"I thought elephants and bears were mostly aquatic.
What text?
Peace is the only battle worth waging.I assume "Woody's Roundup Randolph".
The tinny Fifties TV singers couldn't have helped.
edited 29th Aug '15 5:13:50 AM by BaffleBlend
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — UltimatepheerI thought I'd be a serial womanizer by the time I was 15. I'm 17 and oh-so-lonely.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.When I was a kid this little girl near where I live was murdered. When I first heard about I figured it had to be a hoax or something because obviously no one would be evil enough to murder a little girl
I thought the liberal left was a coherent group defined by themselves, rather than opposition.
"The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself." Albert CamusWhereas the conservative right is a coherent group?
Peace is the only battle worth waging.Oh, you can, just like you can cover your head in batter and dunk it in a deep-fat frier...
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'I believed it was completely normal for everyone to regularly get in trouble very often and seemingly randomly; in school, on forums, anywhere. After all, that had to be the reason I got in trouble so often, right? It's not like I was doing anything WRONG on a near-daily basis, right?
It turns out that kid me was just a huge dick with a victim complex.
edited 11th Sep '15 5:56:18 AM by BaffleBlend
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — UltimatepheerBefore the magic of child birth was explained to me, but I knew about sperm and eggs, I didn't understand how they were transferred.
Then I realised that people in love kissed a lot, so I said to myself "Oh God it's so obvious!" and thus concluded that kissing was the transfer of.. Stuff.. From that point on I never kissed my parents on the lips ever again.
I also used to complain about boners very vocally to my parents because it was "really really annoying". I assumed it was a growth spurts were.
I used to think that too!
Among other things, I thought for a time that circumcision meant removal of the glans, and I wondered why I still had my glans if I was told I was circumcised.
Also, until I was maybe 14 I thought that humans were the only creatures with penises and vaginas, and that all other animals had some other means of procreation. The worst thing about this is that I actually watched a cat give birth once.
I thought showing your work on a math problem was cheating.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.I might have already posted this before, but I used to think that the vaginal opening was on the front, not the underside.
Also, going back to the claw hammer discussion, I didn't realize that it was just a normal hammer, and assumed it had something to do with the Crab Hammer attack from Pokémon.
Above all, always remember to stay positive.
I thought that a millennium was a million years.
Also, I thought that IE was the only browser and that Papyrus, Comic Sans and Curlz MT were good fonts.