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Alright, confess odd things.

Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.

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Alright, confess odd things.

For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM

Cailleach Studious Girl from Purgatory Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Studious Girl
#51426: Jul 26th 2016 at 8:01:47 AM

Speaking of cheap clothes, this morning some lady asked me where I got my shirt from. Well I got the shirt for $3 at an estate sale and made accents with ribbons I got on a spool from the dollar store tongue From the look on her face I think she expected me to say some sort of expensive boutique. Victory!

edited 26th Jul '16 9:42:43 AM by Cailleach

Webidolchiu94 Since: Jul, 2010
#51427: Jul 26th 2016 at 9:41:16 AM

Yes. I love to see anyone's face when I say how much I paid. Especially when I get it from Goodwill, and even then I get it half off.

Cailleach Studious Girl from Purgatory Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Studious Girl
#51428: Jul 26th 2016 at 9:48:31 AM

[up] Have you ever been to a Goodwill in a rich neighborhood? There's one I go to a lot in this super rich town. Once I got a skirt for $15, and it still had the original $200 tag on it. Love a good 93% off sale tongue

edited 26th Jul '16 9:51:59 AM by Cailleach

Cailleach Studious Girl from Purgatory Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Studious Girl
#51429: Jul 27th 2016 at 11:33:37 AM

Do you ever have a really bad nightmare and then wake up kind of scared, but mostly just impressed that your subconscious was able to come up with such a complex psychological thriller?

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#51430: Jul 27th 2016 at 12:16:15 PM

Not a nightmare, but I did have one dream that felt almost like a movie with really high production values.

Shame I can't remember any of it, though.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
war877 Grr... <3 from Untamed Wilds Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Grr... <3
#51431: Jul 27th 2016 at 2:14:08 PM

My subconscious impresses me a lot. If it wanted to, it could torment me with the flying knife thing again. Or the spreading tar thing again.

I had a nightmare last night of a sort. It was about not being able to find someone trapped in a nightmare who I wanted to save. It was a bit meta.

It involved changelings and some corrupted scenes from the already nightmarish Psychonauts.

Webidolchiu94 Since: Jul, 2010
#51432: Jul 27th 2016 at 9:38:28 PM

I wanted to go to Goodwill in a rich neighborhood, haha but I never have the time anymore. We should meet IRL and totally do that.

Sixthhokage1 Since: Feb, 2013
#51433: Jul 28th 2016 at 2:07:20 AM

I find the Gold/Silver/Crystal version of the Lavender Town music to be much creepier than the Red/Blue/Yellow music.

Odd1 Still just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Still just awesome like that
#51434: Jul 28th 2016 at 2:43:23 AM

Yeah? How so?

Incidentally, Webby and I were actually talking about that song the other night.

Insert witty 'n clever quip here.
Webidolchiu94 Since: Jul, 2010
#51435: Jul 28th 2016 at 7:09:57 AM

We were and the original Japanese version isn't creepier persay just more annoying and makes me wanna hurt something.

Chickeon Woah, communism! from Pyongyang, DRPK Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Woah, communism!
#51436: Jul 28th 2016 at 12:29:19 PM

The shape of the Philippines freaks me out.

Don't ask why, because I really really don't know.

My stuff. Dynamic dinosaur
madprophet Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
#51437: Jul 28th 2016 at 1:54:27 PM

I used to not know the difference between dikes and dykes. If you didn't know, the latter is a slur for lesbians. You see, I had heard a joke about this confusion. I assumed it was about the objectification of women. It was not. I told it in front of several family members.

Needless to say, I remain embarrassed by this fact to this day.

Sixthhokage1 Since: Feb, 2013
#51438: Jul 28th 2016 at 2:31:36 PM

0dd: It starts off with the original ostinato but when the melody kicks in it becomes all happy and it feels like the happiness is just covering up the sadness that's still there.

war877 Grr... <3 from Untamed Wilds Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Grr... <3
#51439: Jul 28th 2016 at 2:57:59 PM

[up][up]Those are technically the same word. Dyke is the preferred spelling outside of the US.

edited 28th Jul '16 2:58:31 PM by war877

madprophet Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
#51440: Jul 28th 2016 at 3:59:25 PM

[up] Yeah, but when put into the context of describing women... let's just say it didn't go over well with my hippy grandfather.

Also, on the topic of dreams and nightmares, I had a particularly bad one recently. A friend of my sisters was staying over at the time, and I dreamt that I went downstairs with a knife and killed her. It wasn't that I hated her; it was the way that things had to be, I was convinced that her death was nessecary. I hid the body in such a way that it would it would look like she was run over as a car backed out of a driveway. Then I went to church and could not say a single prayer out of guilt.

Needless to say, I was terrified of my subconcious in the morning.

Murataku Fits in Heavy's pocket! from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
#51441: Jul 28th 2016 at 5:48:03 PM

Ehh, sometimes you have dreams where you act wildly out of character. But they're just dreams, so try not worry too much?

My odd confession: I have not had a single nightmare since I was maybe like 12

The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Odd1 Still just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Still just awesome like that
#51442: Jul 28th 2016 at 6:54:29 PM

@Six: to be fair, they did literally demolish their graveyard and built a radio tower over it, so that's a fair impression to get from it

Insert witty 'n clever quip here.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#51443: Jul 29th 2016 at 1:17:04 AM

Just for the sake of it, but some lesbian women use 'dyke' to describe themselves as a reclaimed word. It's not too popular, but it does happen.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Nintendork64 Since: Jul, 2011
#51444: Jul 29th 2016 at 3:25:14 AM

You know that feeling where you really wish you hadn't pre-ordered or helped kickstart something? I don't. I haven't been upset with any game I've ever pre-ordered or backed. Instead, I now know the feeling where I wish I had put more money into something: If I had gone up to the $30 tier for the Yooka-Laylee Kickstarter, I'd get to play around in something called the toybox, which is a large standalone level that just released yesterday.

Odd1 Still just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Still just awesome like that
#51445: Jul 29th 2016 at 9:46:35 PM

[up]When I read the first couple sentences, I thought you were talking about Mighty No. 9.

Insert witty 'n clever quip here.
Cailleach Studious Girl from Purgatory Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Studious Girl
#51446: Jul 29th 2016 at 10:45:01 PM

Being the bride/groom in a wedding sounds really embarrassing to me. The walking up the aisle thing when everyone's staring at you and crying. All your relatives gushing, "You look so beautiful/handsome!" and "My baby's getting married!" All the sappiness, where you're the sappy centerpiece. The experience sounds humiliating. If I ever get married I'm doing it quietly and without an audience

edited 29th Jul '16 10:45:46 PM by Cailleach

DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#51447: Jul 29th 2016 at 10:58:12 PM

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS

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Sixthhokage1 Since: Feb, 2013
#51448: Jul 30th 2016 at 12:43:02 AM

If I ever have a proper wedding instead of just going to the JP's office, I certainly don't want it to have the trappings of a white wedding.

Murataku Fits in Heavy's pocket! from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
#51449: Jul 30th 2016 at 3:55:04 AM

I keep a tiny sewing kit in my bag. It has: fold-up scissors, four needles, two tiny safety pins, five colours of thread (white, black, silver, red, brown. Two sets of each colour) and an assortment of buttons. The whole thing is maybe the size of a box of tic-tacs.

The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#51450: Jul 30th 2016 at 6:56:19 AM

...I love the idea of getting married. Wearing the dress, walking down the aisle, my future wife standing there in her tux, having our (good) family and friends there, etc.


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