Weird dreams

Not all of mine are pop-culture. The ones I feel like sharing more often are, though. But you'll get no glut of pony dreams from me.

I've had plenty of weird dreams that involve me falling down a great height.

I can never figure out any more details beyond that, so I apologize if this isn't all that interesting.

No sweat. We have our moments where our dreams are not interesting!

Anyways, got a dream, though once again, rated P for pony, and rated L for long.

It all began at Sweet Apple Acres, with me watching the cutie mark crusaders having a ball with a snowball fight. It was surprisingly an even match with the three little fillies having no real disadvantage. Just then though, Sweetie Belle wound up taking a shot at Scootaloo and wound up missing, only to nail a large icicle to fall towards Applebloom. Needless to say, I saw the icicle begin to fall, and I leapt towards Applebloom, taking the icicle to my left front hoof and my left side, and feeling massive pain. Applebloom seemed to look awful scared, but I painfully reassured her that she was all right.

Just then, Kara came in, disguised as a blue pony with a lime mane and a cannon for a cutie mark with her turquoise eyes came in, and I wondered who the heck that was. Needless to say, I was reassured that it was Kara as she promptly put my hoof in a makeshift sling, proving herself to be something of The Medic. I shakily got back upon my remaining three hooves, showing a small amount of pain after the fact, moving off towards Ponyville, until I heard what sounded like a feminine scream of panic coming from the forest, and I knew I had to get going, so with great haste, I ran off towards the Everfree Forest, worried about whoever is in trouble.

When I came to in the forest though, there wasn't anypony to be found... just me, the trees, and the occasional critter. I foolishly made a vow to not leave until I found who made the shriek of horror, and needless to say, it became night rather fast, and then I was accosted by a timber wolf already. Given only 3 of my hooves were operational, the fight was fairly one-sided against me, until the wolf was knocked away by what appeared to be a pony, but my heart sank still as I got up, seeing another husk of a pony.

"Revenge will be mine, after what you did to our fortress!" The husk hissed, tossing the timber wolf down a cliff. I winced in pain, seeing my vision blur for a bit, but managed to refocus to see a blade was with the husk this time, and I knew I was in deep trouble now. The husk swung at me with his blade, but I somehow managed to skillfully dodge that... into a tree. The husk seemed to back away in a rather savvy moment, as I realize too late a branch was inbound, and then I was broken of another hoof, my other side of the body, and knocked out on my head. The husk's laughter fading away was the last thing I heard... until some very loud percussion seemed to arrive, being the very last thing I heard. Somepony had saved my head.

When I recouped, I found myself in the hospital, my front left hoof in a cast, my rear right hoof in a cast, and my body in a cast off the bat. Upon looking up though, I saw Pinkie Pie smiling at me with her party cannon, along with Kara (in her pony form), Twilight Sparkle with a small stack of books being set upon the table next to the medical bed, and Fluttershy getting close to my face, wondering if I'm going to make it. I emitted a light groan, wondering what happened. Kara summed it up in two words: Pinkie Pie. Also upon regaining consciousness, I wondered how long I'd be in the hospital, to which a doctor answered a good two months.

After my questions, I was asked a few questions from them, namely why I was at the Everfree Forest so late, as well as how I got so beat up and all other things. I answered as honestly as I could, saying I heard somepony scream from there, as well as a heavy object nailing me just right. To sum it up though, Twilight Sparkle handed me a book which was something of an Expy of Nightshade, saying I seemed like the kind of colt to read these books. The title was "Nightmare, Part one: The hooves of Sootek", and looking at it, there was a fedora-wearing pony on the cover with shades on, along with some zebra overlooking a city. I mentioned that it'd be a read I'll have a look on, showing a fair smile and carefully open the book.

The dream ended there, but I'd have to say if this was a part of the Changeling Chronicles, this was something of a slight filler episode.

I had a dream that I was in school, and one of my classmates was Imperfect Cell. We started having a philosophical debate about humans and androids for some reason.

Better than being absorbed, I suppose.

Fighting off plague of Undead along with Arcueid and Archer.

In what sense largest? :V

edited 10th Jan '13 11:35:41 AM by joeyjojo

The other week I had one very bizarre dream that seems to leave all the others (save for the Bender invasion dream) behind.

So it starts off with my folks taking a trip to a Sea World type.place that had cold weather type animals, like penguins, seal, polar bears and stuff like that. We were going to see A show of some sort, but it had been canceled. Why? Because unless someone did something soon, tempratures would plummet and we would have another Ice Age. To solve this problem, a group of people would need to go underneath the park to fix something. I was randomly chosen to be among the folks to look.

When we went under the park, we all turned into penguins and seals (I was a seal. I would rather have been a penguin, but oh well) Turns out, the reason behind all this mess is because Mumble has somehow lost his ability to tap dance. The problem was solved by throwing a bunch of frozen dinners at him. He promptly started dancing and the world was saved. We exited and were treated to a show free of charge. I decided to run over to the cafe for lunch beforehand though, so I went in that direction...

Or at least I thought I was going in that direction. Suddenly, i turned into a Mudkip and found myself in a cave with a Pokemon buddy who, apparently, i couldnt tell if he was a Totodile, a Torchic, or a Chikorita. We were headed around when we were suddenly being harrassed by a Zoroark who kept bothering us by taking our items and flinging them around and hitting us with them. He did this for a while until we blew off some steam and yelled at him to leave us alone. He promptly stopped and melted into a pile of grayish colored goo. My partner freaked out and apologized profusely, offering to let him join out team. With a little lucid dreaming help from me, he did...

Then everything changed again. I was back to my normal self in a relative's house reading Newspaper Comics. Looking over at Foxtrot, I noticed that my partner was really Jason Fox, whom had taken Zoroark along home with him and had found a new arsenal of ways to annoy his older siblings. I was then told to get up to go to the store. I went with my folks through an office building into a Food Lion, where we proceeded to get a ton of ice cream. I later walked out of the building for some reason, and someone ran up and told me that The Avengers were hanging out at the nearby Mc Donalds. Eager to meet them, i hurried over to the Mcdonalds...

And suddenly I was back at the Sea World type place, but I saw that many Marvel supers were now on a huge stage in a country music band. I also noticed that many of the people I had met in my dream (like my folks, the people I prevented Ice Age #2 with, a bunch of penguins and seals, Mumble, Jason Fox, Zoroark, some Food Lion workers and others) were all up on the stage with them singing a bizarre country song with Word Salad Lyrics. I hopped on stage with them and sang along with them for the rest of the dream.

That was fun!

I had a weird thing happen in a dream yesterday.

I was speaking as I normally do in a conversation, then I somehow managed to switch to a really good northern/cockney accent mid-sentence, not even talking about the north or cockneys.

Though as of late, my dreams have gotten weird in the sense that... nothing bizarre happens, it's all very lifelike, so I hardly remember them now.

That sounds fun indeed! I wonder what instrument everyone was playing.

I had one where everyone in my family called me, instead of my real name, "Lee".

Just "Lee".

I woke up (thinking it was real), opened my bedroom door, and mumbled, "Lee".

What.

edited 11th Jan '13 10:00:54 AM by Quag15

Sounds weird, Lee.

Doesn't work. We aren't in Lee's family.

Maybe not in Lee's dream, but this is real life, remember?

Indeed.

Maybe one day I'll dream that everyone is calling me "Lee". Everyone.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Sorry, had to quote them.

edited 11th Jan '13 8:38:30 PM by Quag15

Well, despite the fact of college, I think I have pulled out a dream... once again rated P for Pony.

It went to begin in the hospital, with me covered in casts, and finishing the book that Twilight had given to me, and given her prediction, she was on the nose to say that I would love it. However, a nurse came by, saying that now I've recovered from the several bones that broke, and that I am free to go, though I should fly instead of walk for a while to avoid hurting the recovering limbs. It wasn't until I walked out when things began to go wrong again.

Pinkie Pie decided to give me a surprise hello by landing on me as I walked out, temporarily paralyzing me and my wings. I managed to avert total paralysis, but the wings weren't going to work any time soon. After a bit of going at Pinkie Pie for the welcome backfiring, I promptly apologized for the brief temper there, which she accepted quickly. After a bit of talk, Pinkie offered me a lift to get to Ponyville, which I accepted, only to realize the ride was going to be bouncy as all heck. Several bounces, trounces, and songs later, Pinkie and I wound up at Sugarcube Corner, where I lowered my eyelids and prepared to facehoof.

"Listen Pinkie..." I began, sounding a bit stressed, "...I appreciate the offer of helping me, but one... you kinda had shaken me silly with the silly hopping, and two... you kinda avoided my home... What gives?"

"Surprise!" Pinkie exclaimed, leaving me to fall promptly on my back, twitching. Having Rarity's drama couch wouldn't be so bad at this point. Then came Twilight Sparkle, who promptly lifted me up magically and gave a curious look at Pinkie Pie. "Must I spell it out for you two? It's a surprise recovery party for him!" She stated, pointing a hoof at me.

"Who'd have guessed?" Twilight snarked, before turning her attention to me. "So, how was that book?" I replied that I loved it, and hope to get more books. She quickly lowered her ears, and I could tell something was wrong. "About that... there isn't another book in the series." I wondered why that was the case, asking onwards for information. She answered how the author suffered a jaw tragedy, losing the lower jaw and became unable to write. Overcome with melancholy with the lack of being able to write, the author decided to write the last mental chapter of their life in the Everfree Forest. I knew the forest well enough that it can't have ended well for anyone with such a wish. I then made a small question regarding whether there was any fan content of the series, but all I got was a sorrowful shake of her head, and then it struck me. I should follow in that author's hoofsteps, continuing the series the author could not. Twilight Sparkle merely mentioned "Good luck. You're going to need it." to me, seeming not to confident about this.

Eh... another filler dream, but I'm not complainin' too much. A dream's a dream, especially with college intent to zap it.

...Do you just dream of ponies every day? How is that even possible?

I had a dream about Phineas and Ferb. I'm sorry that I forgot a lot of it. It involved a schoolteen's robot bug that could leap thousands of miles at a time. It either destroyed stuff or stole information for schoolwork. Phineas, Ferb, and Doofenshmirtz teamed up to stop this robot bug menace. Afterwards, Doofenshmirtz said he had so much fun that he suggested another adventure with the boys, pulling out a map to detail it. After a few seconds, Phineas said, "Ehhhh, no." And I was like, "Fuck you, kid, that would be awesome!"

When I woke up, I tried to remember if that was real or a dream. I figured it was a dream because Doofenshmirtz never met with Phineas and Ferb, except in the TV movie.

Another cool dream I had recently started off with me and my siblings driving around my home state looking for somewhere to have a campout. We had pretty much gone every square inch of the state before deciding to settle for a strange airport that suddenly appeared.

We walked in and met some friends who were about to hop on a plane to New York. As we talked with them, I became bored and decided to explore the Chuckie Cheeses type place that suddenly appeared. It was then that I began finding quarters pretty much everywhere I looked, lying on the floor, on tables, in change slots on machines, and other places. I collected them in hopes of getting some superballs. One of the friends took notice of what I was doing. He turned to the "Fourth Wall" and told the "audience" that he was going to try to grab all the quaarters before me cause he secretly hated me. (Said friend does not hate me at all) So he started grabbing them, and suddenly things went berzerk.

The friend suddenly turned into the Tazmanian Devil and started chasing me. I ran away so fast that I think I turned into Sonic The Hedgehog. I tore through the airport, passing a jukebox that was playing a bizarre song about running in a marathon that also had Word Salad Lyrics. And it was being sung by Rocko. I ran straight into a fancy restaraunt that suddenly appeared and started trashing the place as I struggled to get away from Taz. The whole place became a huge mess and everyone got really angry as we ran away. The song had been playing the whole time.

I eventually reached the airport terminal and suddenly, Taz vanished. Relieved, I sauntered over to a claw machine and reached inside the coin slot to see if there were any quarters inside...but I felt around and it felt absolutely disgusting! I eventually pulled whatever it was out, and it turned out to be poop with a ton of worms mixed inside. Upon seeing this, my face promptly became that of Ed's and I yelled "Nightcrawlers!!" And began laughing like Ed. Cue walking up.

Sorry about the Wall of Text, but my dreams last kinda long.

I liked it.

Don't worry on the long dreams! Happens to me most of the time.

Kinda am suffering a bit of dream fodder already, though I'm really unsure whether it'll be used. Hopefully, college won't zap my dream out of the head.

My dream last night wasn't really weird, just wishful…

I think I dreamed this, or it might've just been a day dream I had before sleeping.

Anyway, there was this woman that was the spirit of death or something who challenged me to a game for my soul and kept making all kinds of demonic and deformed faces and stuff to frighten me or whatever.

Why are all of the women in my dreams psychopathic?

edited 12th Jan '13 8:38:42 PM by Hobgoblin

-shrug-

Well, it seems like I did get yet another dream for the Changeling Chronicles. (No clue how I do it.) As usual, rated P for pony, and L for long.

It began with me having recouped completely from all that happened to me, having full use of my body after a few things broke like twigs. Before I could really do anything though, I earned a letter with an attachment rather quickly from Princess Celestia. I opened it up and noticed it was not pretty. The husks were up to no good again. The ploy of the husks? Deploy element 119, known to be Unequine (Yes, I know that element does not exist, and I know I'm taking a few rules way out to lunch).

Element 119 according to Princess Celestia's letter was a most dangerous element that should never be made. The properties of Unequine seem to be harmless to most things, but if one was an equine of some sort, it was most devastating, acting as a deadly sapper. Also to note is that the husks, despite being equine themselves are really resistant to the element, given that they are pretty undead. The scary parts came in when it mentioned even changelings and alicorns were no match to the element.

After the letter's disclosure of the details on 119, I read on, seeing a request to stop the husks and dispose of any 119 I find. I checked the attachment, and saw what appeared to be an amulet, with the letter commenting that the amulet was an amulet of divine protection, which Princess Celestia herself had to use to handle the lethal element safely! Upon donning the amulet, I felt a bit cold, but I had a good idea where the husks would dwell, so I headed off to the Everfree Forest, and surprisingly, I found a husk holding a bar of 119.

As I tried to ambush it, I stepped on a twig, and lost my cover as the husk turned around, seeing me and showing the bar of green doom, showing an evil grin. Oddly enough though, it was a No-Sell, presumably from the amulet, and I showed a grin myself as I manage to wrestle that husk to its doom, and grabbed hold of the bar of 119. Thinking about it, I thought maybe Twilight Sparkle'd have an idea on what to do with the bar, and returned to Ponyville with the bar in a saddle bag. I knocked, and the door opened, revealing the purple unicorn herself and her pet dragon.

"What brings you here?" She asked, looking at the saddle bag expectantly. I sighed, mentioning 119 and all of its qualities according to the letter. "Oh! I've been doing some studies on that!" She noted with glee, quickly pulling out a book of elements (Like gold... not the elements of harmony). "If I'm not mistaken, you have one of the bars of 119 in your saddle bag!" I merely nodded, knowing I was easily found out, and she went to open the bag, only to show a few signs of pain, before I closed the saddle bag (Radioactivity doesn't work that way, I know... cartoon logic is my excuse here). She seemed to recoup, looking dazed. I suggested she prepare some protection spell, but she mentioned that she tried that to no avail, until I gave an idea that the both of us would wear the amulet. After a little magical enhancement on the amulet of divine protection, the bar of 119 was brought out, and she shuddered, looking horrified of the bar. "Spike! We got another one!"

Spike ran down, and as much as I wanted to stop him, I remembered that Spike wasn't equine at all, so he should be safe from the ingot of 119. "What is it, Twilight?"

"I got a treat for you." She spoke, suddenly having a somewhat warm smile. Was she really that moody? I asked why Twilight Sparkle had a look of horror earlier, and she answered that on the risk of some other equine getting caught in the radiation of 119. "If I learned one thing about Unequine, it's made out of precious metal isotopes." She stated, seeming to have learned a good bit more of 119 (Yet again, I know chemistry does not work that way). Spike seemed to drool, before quickly eating the bar like a candy bar to no ill effect.

"Spike? You are definitely going to be a hero when this husk ploy's foiled." I noted, knowing that Spike was going to basically be Unequine disposal. It's only a matter of the young dragon not getting full.

If there's one thing my dreams seem to do, it's make the husks basically the bad guys... but given that the husks are some form of undead, I think it's safe to say they'd never be anything but a bad guy group.

seriously man

If it is any compensation, no dream occurred this time. College as usual kept me from dreaming (Somehow). It seems to me that college is my dream's weakness.