Your Life On Shuffle

DA RULEZ

1: Grab your iPod, MP 3 bust out iTunes, do whatever.

2: Set it to Shuffle

3: For whatever song that pops up, place it in the list as it appears in order, in this format: Song Name - Artist (Your Comments)

4: You are allowed 1, and only 1 skip, however, you can skip however many songs you like until you hit something you feel is appropriate.

Here's the list.

[Insert Name Here]'S LIFE STORY

Opening Credits:

Waking Up:

First Day Of School:

Falling In Love:

Fight Song:

Breaking Up:

Prom:

Life's OK:

Mental Breakdown:

Driving:

Flashback:

Getting Back Together:

Wedding:

Birth Of Child:

Final Battle:

Death Scene:

Funeral Song:

End Credits:

And here's My Results.

RENAGADE'S LIFE STORY

Opening Credits: Disturbia - Rihanna (Oh good lord, This is gonna be one hell of a show)

Waking Up: Who Can It Be Now - Men at Work (Fucking Visitor woke me up from sleep, ass)

First Day Of School: Pump It - Black Eyed Peas (Speaks volumes about my school, I'm sure)

Falling In Love: Take on Me - a-ha (oddly appropriate, I think)

Fight Song: (skip used) This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race - Fall Out Boy (I dig it)

Breaking Up: Catch a Star - Men at Work (Second Ma W song, not my first choice, but it works)

Prom: {Firestorm} - cornandbeans (Got this one off of Newgrounds, it's a techno song, which is awesome, 'cuz I love techno)

Life's OK: The Doomsday - Snapple Man (I have no words, except DAMN this should've been my Final Battle song.)

Mental Breakdown: The Farthest Star - VNV Nation (The will to greatness clouds the mind, consumes the senses, veils the signs, we each are meant to recognize. Nice)

Driving: Billie Jean - Michael Jackson - (Heh,)

Flashback: Photograph - Nickelback (Good choice)

Getting Back Together: Two of the Lucky Ones - The Droge and Summers Blend (Excellent Choice)

Wedding: If Everyone Cared - Nickelback (*shrug* I guess it works.)

Birth Of Child: Ms. Jackson - Out Kast (I laughed so hard)

Final Battle: Everybody Wants Some!! - Van Halen (FUCK YEAH!)

Death Scene: The Old Man Down the Road - John Fogerty (Meh)

Funeral Song: Grey Street - Dave Matthews Band (Aw, I like this song, but it's not very Funeral-y, well I guess it could be, but still)

End Credits: Mr. Brightside - The Killers (Heh.)

Let's see what ya'll get. Also, I wasn't really sure whether or not this belonged here or in the games, but it was more music inclined, if anything, so yeah.

edited 14th Jun '10 4:55:57 PM by Renagade

"We are born knowing what to do, we must only act." -Illaoi

Valos Da Nightmare's Life Story

Opening Credits: Stuck - Atmosphere (Don't really know what to say about this)

Waking Up: Breakfast with Blockhead - Aesop Rock (That works)

First Day at School: Death Ballad - Castlevania:SOTN soundtrack (and i have always hated first days of school)

Falling in Love: The Dance(instrumental) - El-P (Nothing to say about this one)

Fight Song: Beast and the Harlot - Avenged Sevenfold (I'll accept that)

Breaking Up: Adios - Trill Fam ("Lil' Mama you ain't on my level")

Prom: Me, My Baby and My Cadillac - Sleepy Brown (If only I had a cadillac)

Life's Ok: Triple Chrome Dipped - Michna

Mental Breakdown: (Skip used) Beautiful Mourning - Machine Head (I can go insane to Machine head...The one's before it...not so much)

Driving: Westside Story - The Game (I'm from Michigan not Cali but I can dig it)

Flashback: Megalodon - Mastodon (I was hoping a Mastodon song would wait till final battle music, oh well)

Getting back Together: Seven Years (demo instrumental version) - Saosin (I don't think I'd wait that long...great song though)

Wedding: Help I'm Alive - Metric (I have a feeling that that's a bad omen but that's just by the title)

Birth of child: Do it Easy - Junk Science (

Final Battle: Ready Aim Shoot - Rob Sonic (Don't know how well this fits any final battle...)

Death Scene: Skull and Crossbones - Del The Funky Homosapien (once again...Fits in title)

Funeral Song: Ghost Dance Deluxe - Felt[Slug & Murs] (I REFUSE TO STAY DOWN)

End Credits: D.A.N.C.E. - Justice (Opening to Rap closing to Techno sounds like the reverse of my day when listening to music)

Mike K'S LIFE STORY

Opening Credits: Chemical Brothers - Get Up On It Like This

Waking Up: Anton Dermota - Gluck das Mir Verblieb

First Day Of School: Butter 08 - What Are You Wearing?

Falling In Love: Gorillaz - Sweepstakes

Fight Song: Melvins - Ligature

• It's The Melvins, so it's fairly suitable for fighting.

Breaking Up: Atlas Sound - An Orchid

Prom: They Might Be Giants - Boat Of Car

• Probably the least conducive-to-slow-dancing (or indeed any kind of dancing) song I could have possibly gotten for this. But interesting.

Life's OK: MGMT - Congratulations

Mental Breakdown: Andrew WK - Fun Night

• At least I'm having fun during my mental breakdown, I guess?

Driving: Big Star - Life Is White

Flashback: R.E.M. - Losing My Religion

• I guess for the song to be fully appropriate I'm flashing back to obsessing over someone in the early 90's.

Getting Back Together: Chuck Berry - Roly Poly

Wedding: Janelle Monae - Dance Or Die

Birth Of Child: Tanya Donelly - Pretty Peep

Final Battle: Ringo Starr - Oh, My My

• A vaguely discofied Ringo Starr song for a "final battle"? That's some major soundtrack dissonance right there.

Death Scene: PJ Harvey - This Mess We're In

Funeral Song: The Velvet Underground - Oh! Sweet Nuthin'

• This kind of works as one, actually. Kind of.

End Credits: Helmet - Clean

edited 14th Jun '10 11:33:57 PM by MikeK

Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.

Dark Decapodian: The Musical (Bombing in a cinema near YOU!)

Opening Credits: 'Reclaim My Place' - Korn ('k).

Waking Up: 'Todd's Ship Gods' - Type O Negative (Uh...).

First Day Of School: 'Feel Good Hit Of The Summer' - Queens Of The Stone Age (Hehe, some school).

Falling In Love: 'Until It Sleeps' - Metallica (It's a stormy kinda love, as Bono would say).

Fight Song: 'Blood For Blood' - Machine Head (Hells yeah).

Breaking Up: 'Play Dead' Bjork (Suitably, a change of pace).

Prom: 'Lust For Life' Iggy Pop (They serve H at proms now?).

Life's OK: 'Kick Out The Jams' MC 5 (Eminently suitable).

Mental Breakdown: 'Drawing Flies' Soundgarden (Slightly less so).

Driving: 'Street Carp' Deftones (I drive a fish. How about you?).

Flashback: 'Throw This Away' Nine Inch Nails (Grim).

Getting Back Together: 'X.Y.U.' Smashing Pumpkins (It couldn't be any more ironic).

Wedding: 'Underwater Love' Faith No More (Not exactly stately).

Birth Of Child: 'Freak' Silverchair (Wicked infanticidal).

Final Battle: 'Hate To Feel' Alice in Chains (Murder-suicide?)

Death Scene: 'Undertow' Tool (About right).

Funeral Song: 'There's A Light That Never Goes Out' The Smiths (My first choice for breakup song, but it'd be popular for funerals too).

End Credits: 'Fucking Hostile' Pantera (Totes).

edited 14th Jun '10 11:53:24 PM by DarkDecapodian

Aww, did I hurt your widdle fee-fees?

I hate this game, but whatever.

MY LIFE STORY Opening Credits: Rotary Ten - R.E.M.

Waking Up: Self Destruction, Final - NIN

First Day Of School: Pink - Aerosmith (this beyond words...)

Falling In Love: Some Fantastic - Barenaked Ladies (sounds sadistic)

Fight Song: Love Bites - Def Leppard (interesting)

Breaking Up: Can't Get Enough Of You Baby - Smash Mouth (wouldn't this have made more sense switched with the one a space above?)

Prom: (Untitled) - Oasis (it was 43 seconds long...)

Life's OK: The Hammer - Motörhead (all thing's considered, this is good)

Mental Breakdown: Fields of Gold - Sting (this has been known to happen...)

Driving: The Trial - Pink Floyd (utterly horrifying)

Flashback: Stay Or Leave - Dave Matthews

Getting Back Together: Wond'ring Alond - Jethro Tull

Wedding: How Much For Your Wings? - The Black Crowes

Birth Of Child: Apache Rose Peacock - Red Hot Chili Peppers (wonderful)

Final Battle: Starseed - Our Lady Peace (so anticlimactic...)

Death Scene: You've Got To Hide Your Love Away - The Beatles (now there's a song to die to)

Funeral Song: High And Dry - Radiohead

End Credits: Knock'Em Dead, Kid - Mötley Crüe

And that's why I hate this game. It was filled with senseless lyrics and musical dissonance. Unless...

edited 15th Jun '10 12:49:23 AM by Alucard

Opening credits: "Midlife Crisis", Faith No More (Oddly enough, this song would be awesome for actual opening credits.)

Waking up: "Down in the Park", Gary Numan (I woke up in the park? Remind me never to go drinking again.)

First day of school: "Angel of Death", Slayer (I'm guessing Josef Mengele is the school nurse.)

Falling in love: "Check My Brain", Alice in Chains (I'm so in love that my brain switched off, perhaps?)

Fight song: "The End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)", REM (Something tells me I lost the fight.)

Breaking up: "To Build a Mountain", Crowbar (That must have been a really nasty breakup.)

Prom: "Come to the Sabbath", Mercyful Fate (My prom was a Satanic cult, apparently.)

Life's OK: "Slowly We Rot", Obituary (My life is not OK.)

Mental breakdown: "Passenger", Deftones (Strangely enough, this one actually, somehow, fits.)

Driving  ^*

: "Cain", Tiamat (I've got nothing to say. Unless I get betrayed on the road... by the goddess Tiamat.)

Flashback: "Dopethrone", Electric Wizard (A flashback to some awesome trip I had.)

Getting back together: "Hallowed Be Thy Name", Iron Maiden (Wow. Just... wow. It must have been an awesome reunion, but still, the song's about an execution...)

Wedding: "The Curse of Medusa", Stormlord (Is my iPod implying something?)

Birth of child: "Scumgrief", Fear Factory (See above.)

Final battle: "Roll the Fire", Conception (A tad quiet for the final battle, but it's still epic, So Yeah.)

Death scene: "Incarnated Solvent Abuse", Carcass (I'd need a medical dictionary to understand what the fuck the song's about, but from what I can tell, my death is gory.)

Funeral song: "Killed by the Queen", Gallhammer (Ouch...)

End credits: "Stein um Stein", Rammstein (This implies that, after the funeral, my corpse was sealed in a wall.)

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No skips used. Make of this list what you will.

edited 15th Jun '10 1:59:06 AM by Lordnecronus

last.fm | RYM

Fashionist State'S LIFE STORY

Opening Credits: A Hole In The Wall - KMFDM(Eh. Can't be the worst.)

Waking Up: Seattle - Public Image Ltd. (Yay! Sounds amazingly motivated, unlike normally...)

First Day Of School: Silent Film - Dog Fashion Disco (If this was right, I dread to think what school I'd go to.)

Falling In Love: Love The Giver - Claire Voyant (Suppose the atmosphere's right.)

Fight Song: Watch TV Do Nothing - Hanzel und Gretyl ("END APATHY!" "...Why bother?")

Breaking Up: Nothing Else But You - Last July (Perfect.)

Prom: Hyperlust - Angelspit (That sounds like a good prom. xD)

Life's OK: Random - Gary Numan (Pretty appropriate.)

Mental Breakdown: Elixir - Angelspit (This could work, I suppose.)

Driving: Feels Just Like It Should - Jamiroquai (Uh...okay then.)

Flashback: Silverspine - Madder Mortem (I don't even know this song too well, but I know it can't be the worst.)

Getting Back Together: Invisible - Ayria

Wedding (skip used): Replay - Jabberwock (YAY! Perfect. xD)

Birth Of Child: Mind Your Eyes - Stolen Babies (Oh dear.)

Final Battle: Karma Monster - Project Pitchfork (This and the one below should have been switched around...)

Death Scene: Hau Ruck - KMFDM (Because if this was a deathbed scene I doubt some industrial metal would really be appropriate...)

Funeral Song: The Best Kept Secret - Heaven 17 (Rather grand towards the end, but it's not the most mournful.)

End Credits: Song 4 Mutya (Out Of Control) - Mutya Buena

Out of sight... out of mind... out of hope, and out of time...

Opening Credits: Testament - "Trial by Fire"

Waking Up: Anthrax - "Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun"

First Day Of School: Yngwie Malmsteen - "Hold On"

Falling In Love: Breaking Benjamin - "Fade Away"

Fight Song: LL Cool J - "Rock the Bells"

Breaking Up: Korn - "Coming Undone"

Prom: Aerosmith - "Walk This Way"

Life's OK: Nelly - "#1"

Mental Breakdown: Slipknot - "Dead Memories"

Driving: Candiria - "Ascend"

Flashback: Atmosphere - "Breathing"

Getting Back Together: Ludacris - "Act a Fool"

Wedding: Daft Punk - "Digital Love"

Birth Of Child: Sepultura - "Troops of Doom"

Final Battle: Nas - "One Mic"

Death Scene: Staind - "Believe"

Funeral Song: Paradise Lost - "Joys of Emptiness"

End Credits: Led Zeppelin - "The Song Remains the Same"

...Gosh, my life doesn't seem very happy.

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.

Are we allowed to do it more than once? (I'm presuming we are, but it helps to check.)

Also, off-topic:

Someone else around here actually listens to Paradise Lost? HELL YES.

last.fm | RYM

If you want to do it again, go ahead. Also, for the sake of originality, if you come up with a song on a previous list you did, just skip it.

edited 15th Jun '10 8:54:42 AM by Renagade

"We are born knowing what to do, we must only act." -Illaoi

Opening credits: "Lose Yourself", Eminem (Apparently my life story is 8 Mile.)

Waking up: "Ring of Fire", Johnny Cash (My bed's on fire? Pretty crappy.)

First day of school: "Tears", X Japan (Bad day, then.)

Falling in love: "Electric Eye", Judas Priest (My love interest is a stalker?)

Fight song: "Dehumanized", Bitterness (Maybe my iPod is making a comment about how fighting dehumanises us? In a bitter fashion? Who knows.)

Breaking up: "Moral Crusade", Napalm Death (Worst. Breakup. Ever.)

Prom: "Lost in Space", Avantasia (Well, at least it's slightly romantic-sounding. Plus, space-themed prom, So Yeah.)

Life's OK: "You Were But a Ghost in My Arms", Agalloch (Evidently, life isn't OK, though at least it's improved from "Moral Crusade".)

Mental breakdown: "Supermassive Black Hole", Muse (Is it notable that this song appeared in the Twilight movie?)

Driving: "Angry Chair", Alice in Chains (Driving... to the rehabilitation centre? Or from it?)

Flashback: "Beyond the Great Vast Forest", Emperor (A flashback to the days when I camped in the Satanic northern winterforest and worshipped the moon.)

Getting back together: "Asgard", Therion (Random, but OK.)

Wedding: "Violent Revolution", Kreator (My wedding is where the rebels started their uprising against the government. OK...)

Birth of child: "Ever Dream", Nightwish (This song actually fits. Somehow.)

Final battle: "Revolt", Gorefest (And according to this song, I join the rebellion for the final battle because the government sucks, or something.)

Death scene: "Darkness in Paradise", Candlemass (I get killed when heaven dies? Daaamn...)

Funeral song: (skip used) "Bulls on Parade", Rage Against the Machine (Perfect song for a dead revolutionary who got killed by heaven? Perhaps.)

End credits: "Snakes for the Divine", High on Fire

last.fm | RYM

Opening Credits: Pixies - Dead

Waking Up: Metallica - Creeping Death[Dammit, I woke up in Egypt again!]

First Day Of School: Children of Bodom - Wrath Within

Falling In Love: Stormtroopers of Death - The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix [Wait, what?]

Fight Song: Flotsam and Jetsam - The Beast Within[wow, something that actually fits!]

Breaking Up: Genesis - I Know What I Like(In Your Wardrobe)[I really should stop my deadly LSD addiction...]

Prom: Deltron 3030 - Upgrade(A Brymar College Course)[Well the theme was cyberpunk...]

Life's OK: Beck - Lost Cause [No it's not!]

Mental Breakdown: Bob Marley - One Love/People Get Ready [Breaking down, Evangelion-style!]

Driving: Metallica - Metal Militia

Flashback: Blind Guardian - Nightfall [I was a hobbit once!]

Getting Back Together: Bob Marley - Jammin

Wedding: Children Of Bodom - Hellion [And it's gonna be a badass wedding]

Birth Of Child: Ayreon - Day Fourteen: Pride[err...]

Final Battle: Flotsam and Jetsam - Swatting at Flies

Death Scene: Judas Priest - The Green Manalishi(With The Two Pronged Crown)[So I die riding a motorcycle into a ravine? YES!]

Funeral Song: The Mars Volta - Eriatarka[Shockingly Appropriate]

End Credits: Johnny Cash - Send a Picture to Mother[Appropriate?]

edited 15th Jun '10 11:39:12 AM by iamathousandapples

"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington

Okay, I tried "BLUEEYEDRAT'S LIFE STORY, AS TOLD BY VIDEO GAME MUSIC" but it failed hard. Exactly one song actually fit somewhat— a "waking up" theme. Though, an 8-bit song for a "flashback" theme is pretty meta. (For the record, the most ridiculous one was my "first day of school" music, and I gave up when this became my "wedding" theme and this became my "death" theme.)

"I've come to the conclusion that this is a very stupid idea."

DJ Atomika's Life Story

Opening Credits: Shine by Bond

Waking Up: Drive by Incubus (Goddamnit there goes my driving song)

First Day Of School: (skip X 10) Feeling Good by Muse

Falling In Love: Everybody Loves Me by One Republic (oookay)

Fight Song: Master Exploder by Tenacious D (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

Breaking Up: Windy Day by Toshikazu Tanaka (...goddamnit. Didn't want this.)

Prom: Everybody by Backstreet Boys

Life's OK: Alive by Andy Hunter

Mental Breakdown: Run For Cover by Feature Cast (Eh...)

Driving: Compared To What by Ray Charles

Flashback: Knights of Cydonia by Muse (...what)

Getting Back Together: Sleepyhead by Passion Pit (eh, this song's alright)

Wedding: Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5 (Bad song, bad song!)

Birth Of Child: Out Here by Pendulum (eh...)

Final Battle: Hypnose(NG Cut) by landscapers1 (newgrounds song. Not bad.)

Death Scene: Return of the Tres - Delinquent Habits (Gah, end credits song gone.)

Funeral Song: Love Game by Lady Ga Ga (WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!)

End Credits: Stop The Dams by The Gorillaz (Okay, I guess.)

I have only one purpose : to provide you (and your friends [and your friends' friends]) with a daily dose of LO Ls.

Wicked223'S LIFE STORY Opening Credits: "Low, Down, Dirty" - Eminem (Okay...)
Waking Up: "Wishes and Luck" - Cool Calm Pete (Cool.)
First Day Of School: "Soliloquy of Chaos" - Gang Starr
Falling In Love: "Cavalettas" - The Mars Volta
Fight Song: "God Send Conspirator" - Coheed and Cambria
Breaking Up: "The F-Word" - Cannibal Ox
Prom: "Testify" - Rage Against The Machine (LOLWUT)
Life's OK: "Happy Together" - Flobots (Fitting.)
Mental Breakdown: "My Mom" - Eminem
Driving: "Stop The Car" - Circa Survive
Flashback: "Beautiful" - Eminem
Getting Back Together: "Ex-Lover's Lover's" - Voltaire (...)
Wedding: "By The Time You Get This Message..." - Flobots (Worst wedding ever.)
Birth Of Child: "Horny Lil' Devil" - Ice Cube (...)
Final Battle: "People Of The Sun" - Rage Against The Machine (I'm not sure what that means.)
Death Scene: "None Shall Pass" - Aesop Rock (At least I get a grand send-off...)
Funeral Song: "Komm Susser Todd" - (Unknown) (HAHA OH WOW)
End Credits: "Last Good Sleep" - Company Flow\\

edited 18th Jun '10 9:32:00 AM by Wicked223

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!

THE JACKAL'S LIFE STORY

Opening Credits: Rage Against The Machine - Fistful Of Steel

Waking Up: Arctic Monkeys - Secret Door

First Day Of School: Linkin Park - In The End (Yes, I actually like Linkin Park)

Falling In Love: Biffy Clyro - The Go-Slow

Fight Song: Rage Against The Machine - Bullet In The Head (Aw yeah)

Breaking Up: Kings Of Leon - Rememo

Prom: Smashing Pumpkins - Perfect

Life's OK: Queen - A Winter's Tale

Mental Breakdown: Kasabian - Fire (I can actually imagine this)

Driving: Interpol - The Scale

Flashback: Bruce Springsteen - Born To Run (How cheesy)

Getting Back Together: Rage Against The Machine - Down Rodeo (Not quite what I'd have chosen)

Wedding: The Verve - Lucky Man

Birth Of Child: David Bowie - Heroes

Final Battle: Foo Fighters - Free Me

Death Scene: Muse - Citizen Erased (At least I go out to a great song)

Funeral Song: Pink Floyd - The Great Gig In The Sky (Can't argue with this one)

End Credits: Led Zeppelin - Kashmir

AJBCOOL'S LIFE STORY

Opening Credits: Virus Alert - Weird Al Yankovich

Waking Up: Death Shall Not Destroy My Comfort - BYU Vocal choir

First Day Of School: MARDEK Main Theme - Pseudolonewolf

Falling In Love: Trapped In The Drive Thru - Weird Al

Fight Song: Casual Battle - Pseudolonewolf

Breaking Up: Praise To The Lord Almighty - BYU people (HAH!)

Prom: Do I Creep You Out - Weird Al (Another perfect fit!)

Life's OK: Zach's Theme - Pseudolonewolf (Calm and relaxing, nice)

Mental Breakdown: Memory - Pseudolonewolf (Remembering the past? Regrets?)

Driving: Let Him Heal Your Heart - BYU

Flashback: Flee! - Pseudolonewolf (eep!)

Getting Back Together: I'll Sue You - Weird Al (ha ha ha)

Wedding: MARDEK Main Theme - Pseudolonewolf (again? huh)

Birth Of Child: This Is The Christ - BYU (Lucky!)

Final Battle: Evil Stirs - Pseudolonewolf (too bad I already used my skip...one of the boss battle musics would have been great)

Death Scene: Slaying The Dragon - Pseudolonewolf (Oh noes I'm the dragon!)

Funeral Song: Castle Goznor - Pseudolonewolf (And that's where the death of the Dragon who is the father of Jesus.)

End Credits: Sorrow - Pseudolonewolf (A sad life overall apparently.)

edited 18th Jun '10 9:57:42 AM by Ajbcool

Digimon Digital Liveblog by Myself! Yay!

This is going to be really weird and not make any sense but whatever.

ZUDAK'S LIFE STORY

Opening Credits: Hero Core OST - "Natural Caves"

Waking Up: Esem - "A Sound of Halo"

First Day Of School: What's Up - "Harper"

Falling In Love: Earth - "Rise to Glory" Drone metal...

Fight Song: The American Dollar - "Transcendence"

Breaking Up: Thom Yorke - "Black Swan"

Prom: Jaga Jazzist - "Aerial Bright Dark Round"

Life's OK: Caspian - "Quovis"

Mental Breakdown: Boards of Canada - "Julie and Candy"

Driving: Working for a Nuclear Free City - "Nancy Adam Susan"

Flashback: Pelican - "Final Breath" O_o

Getting Back Together: Tim Hecker - "Blood Rainbow" o_O

Wedding: Four Tet - "Circling"

Birth Of Child: The Appleseed Cast - "...And Nothing Less"

Final Battle: Vibrasphere - "Morning Breeze"

Death Scene: Mogwai - "Scotland's Shame"

Funeral Song: Eluvium - "Hymn #1"

End Credits: Working For a Nuclear Free City - "Stone Cold"

• Opening Credits: Teargas & Plateglass - Age of Dust (Does not bode well at all)
• Waking Up: Apocalyptica - Path Vol. 2 (a rather abrupt awakening)
• First Day Of School: Radiohead - Fitter Happier (oh god how appropriate)
• Falling In Love: The Decemberists - The Crane Wife 3 (suspiciously appropriate again)
• Fight Song: Deathmøle - Unicorn Battle Tactics (epic)
• Breaking Up: Bach - Toccata & Fugue in D minor (well I do have a bit of a melodramatic streak)
• Prom: (never went to prom, so skip it)
• Life's OK: Spoon - The Two Sides Of Monsieur Valentine
• Mental Breakdown: World's End Girlfriend - Dance For Borderline Miscanthus (perfection)
• Driving: Pelican - March Into The Sea
• Flashback: Holst - The Planets VII. Neptune, the Mystic
• Getting Back Together: Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground
• Wedding: Korpiklaani - Spring Dance (have to hope my girl is a metalhead)
• Birth Of Child: Mastodon - The Wolf Is Loose (because my child will be badass)
• Final Battle: Witchery - The Wait Of The Pyramids (moar epicness)
• Death Scene: Baroness - Ogeechee Hymnal
• Funeral Song: The Unicorns - Ready to Die
• End Credits: Maybeshewill - Takotsubo

You've lost. You're the Bomb Squad after the bomb's gone off. I'm the blast ongoing.

11Numb'S LIFE STORY

Opening Credits: I Saw Her Standing There-The Beatles (Hoo boy...)

Waking Up: Sweet Emotion-Aerosmith (Suddenly, I like where this is going...)

First Day Of School: Cult of Personality-Living Colour (Oh too appropriate for my school)

Falling In Love: It's Tricky-Run-DMC (Granted, it IS quite tricky...)

Fight Song: Superbeast-Rob Zombie (Not bad, not bad at all.)

Breaking Up: Skipper Dan-Weird Al (Super-stretched metaphor there, I guess)

Prom: Bark at the Moon-Ozzy Osbourne (Sounds like a party.)

Life's OK: Goodbye to Romance-Ozzy Osbourne ()

Mental Breakdown: Copacabana-Barry Manilow ("Now she's lost her mind!")

Driving: Lust for Life (Live)-Iggy Pop (DUI?)

Flashback: F***ing Hostile- Pantera (sounds like a bad memory...)

Getting Back Together: Snowblind- Black Sabbbath (MOAR drug use!)

Wedding: Heartbreaker- Led Zeppelin (This does not bode well...)

Birth Of Child: Vengeance is Mine- Alice Cooper (Awesome spawn!)

Final Battle: Holy Diver- Dio (suitably epic)

Death Scene: Prince of Darkness- Megadeth (O.O)

Funeral Song: Orchid- Black Sabbath (quite dirge-y)

End Credits: It's My Life- Bon Jovi (I lol'd when I saw this)

Apparently, my life is plagued with drugs and strained metaphors...

ERIKSSON'S LIFE STORY

Opening Credits: "Sowing The Seeds Of Love" - Tears For Fears

Waking Up: "Miss Murder" - AFI

First Day Of School: "Romanticide" - Nightwish

Falling In Love: "Running" - No Doubt (d'aww)

Fight Song: "Sunset (Bird of Prey)" - Fatboy Slim (okay, so I'm a fighter pilot apparently)

Breaking Up: skipped to find "I Hate Myself for Loving You" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Prom: "Livin' On a Prayer (Wave Dance Mix)" - Jordan James

Life's OK: "Primal Scream" - Motley Crue (...okay then.)

Mental Breakdown: "SexyBack" - Justin Timberlake (...)

Driving: "School's Out" - A*Teens & Alice Cooper

Flashback: "Riot" - Three Days Grace

Getting Back Together: "Demolition Boys" - Girlschool (nothing rekindles an old flame like wanton destruction, apparently)

Wedding: "The Pink Panther Theme" - Henry Mancini

Birth Of Child: "Thunder Kiss '65" - Rob Zombie

Final Battle: "Waiting For The Bus" - Violent Femmes (What.)

Death Scene: "Hardware Store" - Weird Al Yankovic (WHAT.)

Funeral Song: "Vogue" - Madonna (>_>)

End Credits: "Orange Crush" - R.E.M.

Darxzero's Life Story

Opening Credits: Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon - Imperishable Night OST (Does this mean that the list is going to be crazy?)

Waking Up: Bright Waters - Aquaria OST (Wake up, to a bright new day.)

First Day of School: Inevitable - Aquaria OST (Dread. That's a good emotion to apply to the first day of school...)

Falling in Love: Lunate Elf - Embodiment of Scarlet Devil OST (An upbeat song, for an upbeat emotion.)

Fight Song: Faith is for the Transient People - Mountain of Faith OST (So, shall we begin? Have at you!)

Breaking Up: Charming Domination ~ Who Done It? - Perfect Cherry Blossom OST ("We're breaking up. I'm going to have to kill you now.")

Prom: (Never been to a prom in my life, and don't intend to. Ignoring it.)

Life's OK: Forebode - The World Ends With You OST (It may be OK now, but that doesn't seem like it will stick.)

Mental Breakdown: Lullaby of Deserted Hell - Subterranean Animism OST (You are alone, in the pits of Hell. And it's all your fault.)

Driving: Moonsong - Cave Story OST (A nice calm drive through the mountains...)

Flashback: March of the Krotites - Aquaria OST (Do you...remember...WAR?)

Getting Back Together: Break Down - Cave Story OST (This can't end well...)

Wedding: Calling - The World Ends With You OST (I'll let the song speak for me here - "Lucky me, Destiny, You are on my side, Just once more unto the breach, Dear Friend, once more.")

Birth Of Child: The Venerable Ancient Battlefield ~ Suwa Foughten Field - Mountain of Faith OST (My child is a god?)

Final Battle: Necrofantasia - Perfect Cherry Blossom OST (This ends here and now!)

Death Scene: (Skip used - Dying to On To Grasstown seemed just a little dissonant) Hero's End - Cave Story OST

Funeral Song: U.N Owen Was Her? - Embodiment of Scarlet Devil (Did I just come back from the dead? Or is the funeral being invaded by vampires?)

End Credits: Heian Alien - Undefined Fantastic Object OST (Hope you enjoyed the chimaera of songs... Hehehe...)

Escape.

Well, her it goes...

Polarity's LIFE STORY:

Opening Credits: It's Time To Dance - Panic! At The Disco (PULLING THE TRIGGER!!! Fuck yeah, i like it)

Waking Up: Enter Sandman - Metallica ( wow, kinda appropiate... but inversed EXIT LIGHT!!! EEEENTER NIGHT!!!)

First Day Of School: The Falling Stone - Therion (Huh, was hoping this kind of song would be in final battle, but it fits my way of seeing my school.)

Falling In Love: Violet Hill - Coldplay (wow, a fitting song about war and love with a sad tone... how appropiate)

Fight Song: Paradigm Shift - Liquid Tension Experiment ( a fitting instrumental that always gets my blood pumpin'!)

Breaking Up: Stupify - Disturbed (Wow, that will be some pretty hardcore breakup... LOOK IN MAH FAEZ STARE IN MAH SOUL!! I BEGIN TO STUPIFY!! RAH!!!)

Prom: (skip used to skip guarded by disturbed) Through The Fire And Flames - Dragonforce (another epic song for school, but appropiate...cool!)

Life's OK: Elvenpath - Nightwish (okay...what.the.fuck. so elves and magic brings me peace? oh well, suitable...)

Mental Breakdown: Run This Town - Jay Z feat. Rihanna (either soundtrack dissonance in the most perverted way, or i will have some megalomaniac complex when the time comes...)

Driving: Hallelujah - Paramore ( looks like my time in the car wont be happy...or maybe it will!)

Flashback: Crush - David Archuletta (ok i think i know what the flashback is about...)

Getting Back Together: Hallowed Be Thy Name - Iron Maiden (wow, not very appropiate is it? Who knows...)

Wedding: Hands Held High - Linkin Park (Ok, now it makes sense, i live in the future world were we are a part of the resistance, that makes everything make sense)

Birth Of Child: Waking Dreams - Ayreon (hmm... seems like my son or daughter will be pretty badass)

Final Battle: Shadow Of The Day - Linkin Park (biggest soundtrack dissonance ever...an epic soundtrack, and the final boss gets a tranquil tune about death? seems like the next part should be...)

Death Scene: When The Lights Are Down - Kamelot (well, at least the death part is epic maybe they switched... I hope... Sigh)

Funeral Song: Indestructible - Disturbed (the bomb alarm does not help the feeling that i probably live in a Crapsack World )

End Credits: Slam - Pendulum ( a rapid tecno track.... about rocking civilization...huh.)

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.

ATOM JAMES'S LIFE STORY

Opening Credits: Wake Me Up When September Ends, Green Day (All right! Were off to a goopd start!)

Waking Up: Tangled, Maroon Five

First Day Of School: Leave Out All The Rest, Linkin Park

Falling In Love: Hey, Soul Sister, Train (how appropriate)

Fight Song: Party Started, The Cat Empire

Breaking Up: Scar Tissue, Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Prom: No Apagues La Luz (Don't Turn Off The Lights), Enrique Inglesias

Life's OK: Don't, Elvis Presley (Uhhhhh...????)

Mental Breakdown: Union, Black Eyed Peas featuring Sting (Again, somewhat appropriate)

Driving: Solo Otra Vez(All By Myself), Il Divo

Flashback: 42, Coldplay (Ok thats just scary)

Getting Back Together: God Put A Smile Upon Your Face, Coldplay

Wedding: Ti K To K, Ke$ha (Thats just silly!)

Birth Of Child: Bem, Bem Maria, The Gipsy Kings (That child will either grow up to be a creative force of nature, or the world's greatest criminal mastermind)

Final Battle: That's All Lies, JET

Death Scene: Digital Love, Daft Punk (WHAT THE FUCK KINDA DEATH IS THAT!!!???)

Funeral Song: Talk, Coldplay (Hmmmmmmm)

End Credits: Sarah, Eskimo Joe (Thats it I give up)

Theres sex and death and human grime in monochrome for one thin dime and at least the trains all run on time but they dont go anywhere.

NINJA-Z'S LIFE STORY:

Opening Credits: The Girl Can't Help It, Little Richard (So the movie for my life is apparently a retro 50's flick. I can dig that.)

Waking Up: Better Now, Collective Soul (The opposite of how I feel most mornings, but hey, it's a movie adaptation, there are liberties taken)

First Day of School: Work it Out, Sonic R Soundtrack ("Work it out, work it out, think about it" - pretty apt.)

Falling in Love: Love is All There Is, Sheryl Crow (Bit of a bittersweet falling in love song, but hey, it works!)

Fight Song: (Skip used) Steal My Body Home, Beck (I try to imagine a fight to this song, and all I can see is extreme slow-mo kung fu, mixed in with kaleidoscope visuals and distorted camera lenses. It's an artsy fight scene, I guess.)

Breaking Up: Everybody Wants You, Billy Squier (Dang; I lost my girl to just about every other guy in my neighborhood. Jeez.)

Prom: No Sleep Till Brooklyn, Beastie Boys (If only they played this at actual prom...)

Life's OK: Picture in a Frame, Tom Waits (Probably would have been a better "Funeral Song," but ah well.)

Mental Breakdown: Ashes to Ashes, David Bowie (Hahah; this works really well. I'm a junkie apparently, and that's why I'm crazy.)

Driving: Step into Christmas, Elton John (So what if it's out of season? I can still drive to it, dammit!)

Flashback: Day Tripper, The Beatles (Works nicely.)

Getting Back Together: Children's Story, Slick Rick (Umm...we got together robbing people? Wha...?)

Wedding: Love Machine, Arctic Monkeys (Hahahah, this is so campy and awesome, it just works. And I can imagine the dancing to it too...)

Birth of Child: Troublemaker, Weezer (Hoo boy; we got a handful.)

Final Battle: I Want You to Want Me, Cheap Trick (I'm fighting my wife, apparently. Why, I...eh. This is a weaker one.)

Death Scene: Shadow of a Man, Oysterhead (This fits the songs for the "Fight Theme" and "Mental Breakdown" in being mind-numbingly trippy. And now I'm a 'Nam vet too. Named Billy.)

Funeral Song: Strange Magic, ELO (I guess this works)

End Credits: Astair, Matt Costa (Eh; kind of a poor finish. Ah well.)