Phonetic spelling is the real evil.
Feersum Endjinn
"Steel wins battles. Gold wins wars."Why thank you sir.
An equine does not know whether or not she wants to be human. Takes up bullfighting. The Last Unicorn
A boy feeds a girl bread. Girl shoots people. A man drinks. A woman with poofy hair defends expensive tables. The Hunger Games
SWORDFIGHTS ON MOTERCYCLES ON THE INTERENET!!! Because ancient mythology!!! Snow Crash
In which I attempt to be a writer.The USA finally becomes as prosperous and socially equitable as the Nordic states... until all of the country's progress is foiled by a massive coup by crypto-fascist elements in the investor class dissatisfied with having to pay taxes, resulting in chaos and mass starvation—Atlas Shrugged
edited 4th Mar '14 4:48:46 PM by JHM
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.Two juvenile delinquents humiliate their school but are caught and punished for their crimes, only to brainwash the head administrator, making him run around naked and crazy. Captain Underpants
A piece of s*** wants to murder a baby for taking his drink. His dog strands him and leaves him to die. Super Diaper Baby
edited 4th Mar '14 7:32:15 PM by Tuckerscreator
A group of transhumanists are destroyed trying to unify a bunch of petty warring states.
Direct all enquiries to Jamie B GoodTwo creepy old scholars kidnap two young children by using books.
The Magic Tree House
Italo Calvino considers your life a good subject for a novel.
If on a winter's night a traveler
edited 22nd Mar '14 3:44:12 PM by ColonelCathcart
A beautiful young gold digger seduces an abusive but powerful serial killer. The 1001 Nights
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableI've got two.
1) a socially inept man's beloved wife is killed by a serial killer while pregnant. The baby survives, but is deformed severely and has trouble with mobility. The son is kidnapped on his first day of school, and his father tracks him down with the help of a mentally disabled woman. Finding Nemo
2) A psychopath with a god-complex traps over 10,000 people in the basement of a humongous castle and tells them that the only escape is to reach the uppermost level. Sword Art Online
Who saw the Mary Sue walk by, huh? I'll kill the assymetrical bitch!that's not misinterpretation. That is exactly what it is.
A mysterious criminal organization killed a pair of bad parents. The daughter they had was given to their grandparents whose parenting skills isn't any better. Then a guy with chronic breakup syndrome met the daughter and run around with her to find why the criminal organization killed her bad parents. They break up by the end of the book. Da Vinci Code
Various individuals conspire to send a young unwitting boy on a tedious Fetch Quest, eventually leading the boy to end up back where he started.
GIVE ME YOUR FACEedited 2nd May '14 10:42:36 AM by Druplesnubb
Young impressionable children are taken away from their parents and forcibly indoctrinated into a secret society that rewards laziness while a Defector from Decadence and his followers attempt to put one of these children out of his misery.
Harry Potter.
edited 2nd May '14 4:10:04 PM by Eagal
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!A down-on-his-luck man, suddenly given access to a world of new possibilities, decides to side against the rightful ruler of his new home. Choosing amongst his allies a cabal of fire-slinging warlocks, a murderous giant and several emotionless killers, this man travels his new Land, attempting to combat the loyal agents of the ruler. Eventually, via unnatural sorcery, he casts out and humiliates said ruler by forced de-aging.
The First Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, the Unbeliever.
My Games & WritingEveryone who is good always dies while scheming ManipulativeBastards always win. A Song Of Ice And Fire
A pair of dumb teenagers act against the sage advice of their elders and pay the price for their foolishness. Romeo And Juliet
edited 3rd May '14 3:06:07 AM by Druplesnubb
A jaded writer takes another author's brilliantly incisive historical chronicle and reduces it to a cheap love story. The Princess Bride
The police, infiltrated by monsters, unleash self-replicating, savage automatons on an unwitting city. Feet of Clay
A true-to-life novelization of the daily life of MMORPG addicts. Reamde
A women, realizing her desperate attempts to secure the man she loves after he abandons her for another are fruitless, settles for being his baby mama. We
A stereotypical Young Adult romance about star-crossed lovers, this time a demon and an angel, but with a twist. The heroine eventually leaves her lover after realizing everything they say about his race is true, and that he is indeed irrevocably evil. Daughter of Smoke & Bone
edited 3rd May '14 9:24:10 AM by Rhea
A regular, average high school student was stuck in a nocturiously bad high school and decided to skip school every day to do something much more productive. On one such trip he was met with a false flag operation by the US government, which heavily injured his friend. So he act like any average, regular high school student in response. And them he had sex. Little Brother
Some poor guy who mixed his forster parents with biological parents. Oedipus Rex.
A mad scientist's son kidnaps a rich heiress's daughter and blows up a significant part of the island he lives on in an attempt to overthrow the rightful government, prove the viability of the monsters he helps build, and out of misplaced guilt over causing his mother's death by drowning. Monster Makers, Inc
A group of space-faring scientists wake up in a desert wasteland, far removed from the vibrant (In both the sense of populous and wildlife) metropolis they call home. Soon, they discover themselves assaulted by a group of seemingly intelligent and tool-using apes. Fighting off their attackers, they desperately escape, only to find, to their collective horrors, a giant stone relic of their past that proves that they've been on Earth the whole time, far into the future, and that their civilization has been destroyed in revenge by the now-sentient animals that they had previously made their experiments and slaves.
Granted, that's sort of the interpretation the author wanted us to take after reading it...
edited 7th May '14 7:59:05 AM by Rem
Fire, air, water, earth...legend has it that when these four elements are gathered, they will form the fifth element...boron.
You're talking movie version, right? I seem to remember the original book a little differently. Unfortunately, I let a relative borrow it years ago and never got it back.
In which I attempt to be a writer.I don't believe it's ever been adapted into a movie.
Hell, I don't think a movie version is even possible.
Fire, air, water, earth...legend has it that when these four elements are gathered, they will form the fifth element...boron.That's the plot of The Planet of the Apes, but I can't think of a book that uses it.
That's one of the best I've seen.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.