Evil Wizard: Blaaar!
-He shoots evil-flavored lightning bolts from his hands at us-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
- Summons a swarm of bees -
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Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
...
-hides somewhere-
Thinking: God I'm such a coward...
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
-The wizard's lightning bolts home in on Katana Cat-
Lightning Bolt: U mad, bro?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
-pops out of hiding place and does what appears to be an interesting seizure-dance while being zapped-
edited 22nd Feb '12 9:24:19 PM by KatanaCat
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Wizard: Nwehehehe!
-He shoots a glob of magic at Katana-
Wizard: That will turn you into a boy, cause I'm silly like that! Now then...
-He shoots more evil-flavored lightning in all directions-
edited 22nd Feb '12 10:23:32 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
-is zapped again-
You know, somehow being zapped and gender-swapped is still more fun than hearing my dad ramble on about politics.
-ducks to avoid a celery-flavored fireball-
...Still, this will make my singing Hiraku Michi sound completely wrong.
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
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*Gets zapped in the mouth*
Is it bad if evil tastes like chcken?
"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
Nah, everything tastes like chicken sometimes. And we all know evil and celery taste very similar.
edited 23rd Feb '12 2:05:42 AM by KatanaCat
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
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Eww, I hate celery.
"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
Don't we all? (Not counting my mom... how does she eat that stuff?!)
-dodges another celery-flavored fireball-
edited 23rd Feb '12 2:08:10 AM by KatanaCat
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
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Yeah, this is just wrong. *Complains to the chef*
"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
What chef? We're dealing with an evil wizard here!
- FWOOSH-BOOM!-
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
- Summons my magical flying tiger -
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Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
- wordlessly points to a now singed stuffed animal, looking far from amused -
You... are DEAD, wizard guy, you hear me?!
edited 23rd Feb '12 2:33:05 AM by KatanaCat
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
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Yeah, these bolts are sub-par!
"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
- eyes looking slightly red-tinted, grabs the nearest object, which happens to be a popsicle stick -
How DARE you touch her, you two-headed scaly offspring of a thousand first-cousin marriages?!
- breaks popsicle stick in half -
Anyway, I should go to bed sometime soon.
edited 23rd Feb '12 3:11:08 AM by KatanaCat
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Wizard: Nwehehehe!
-He holds his hands up above his head and begins to form a massive energy ball-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
- Attempts to create a magical barrier around myself, but instead it just makes my hair grow longer -
...?
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Wizard: Oooh, long hair.
-He stops attacking to begin admiring DS's hair-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
- Sweatdrops -
Um... Okay...
- My magical flying tiger attempts to attack the wizard from behind while he's distracted -
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Wizard: AAAAAH!
-He turns and blasts the tiger with evil-flavored fire this time-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
- The tiger rolls on the ground to try to put out the fire -
Um...
- Summons another swarm of bees -
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Wizard: Bees... My God...
-He makes an evil-flavored venus fly trap sprout in front of him, which lures in bees with its sweet aroma and devours them, showing us how plants can be consumers rather than producers-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
A Magical Girl, a Mad Scientist and some other people. We believed you are responsible for cursing the one made of water, so we came to confront you about it.
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