I Read That As: The Forum Version

"Shit our teachers say" + "Character Crushes and Other Depravity" —> "Shit our characters say"

Romance —> Bromance

Wizards of Winterhold -> Winters of Wizardhole

On the side of a medical equipment building on the way to the post office today: "CPAP" —> "CRAP"

"The Totally Radical Thread for Crotchety Old Bitches" and "The responsible drinkers thread" fused into "The totally responsible drinkers thread!", AKA HOLD MAH BEER AND WATCH THIS!

Ancestry -> Anarchy

"Gah! Just think of a random bikini model!" —> "Gah! Just think of a female broccoli!"

What the hell?

It wants you to think of Diurnal Brocolli genderflipped, duh. XD

Also, I was tired and somehow thought that part of a poster was in French earlier in the week. For the record, there was italics abuse, but still.

edited 2nd Oct '14 7:26:01 PM by Explosivo25

Post your random thoughts

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Post your Racist thoughts

"I hate internet arguments!" + "Your Opinion on Jehovah's Witnesses!" = "I hate Jehovah's Witnesses!"

Just to be clear, I don't hate you guys.

Outside of the forum:

Houston Food Bank —> Hoobastank

I was wondering why there was an event that encouraged donations to a Post-Grunge band with a memorably silly name.

Daffy Duck's white ring —> Donald Duck's theme song.

In a banner ad: "Homeowners" as "Hormones"

"My English teacher" -> "My Engrish teacher"

"THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!" becomes "THIS CONTRACEPTION OF 'WUB' CONFUSES AND INFATUATES US!"

Really, I don't know.

Alt-Metal – All Metal

Question on Bert and Ernie + Shameless Self-Promotion = Shame on Bert and Ernie!

Whatms your ringtone? —> What's your religion?

Troper Shipping and Troper Dating Service + Gun Porn! = Troper Porn Service

Aspergers/autistic troper meetup (or something like that) —> Avengers mashup

What.

I somehow managed to misread "blond-haired" as "hard-boiled" while rereading a Hetalia fanfic. Canada may be a lot of things, but I doubt hard-boiled is one of them.

Insider Tips from Your Work —> Insects from Your Work

The break-room has flies in it sometimes, but other than that, I don't think I would encounter bugs at my work often enough to contribute to a thread about it. Maybe it'd strictly be for the beekeepers and entomologists of the forum.

Being a commuter around this time means that I get to see cosplayers everywhere —> Being a computer around this time...

Generalized —> Godzilla

Catchphrases you've accidentally developed —> Celebrities you've accidentally developed