I Read That As: The Forum Version

On this page, I kept on misreading George W. Bush as "George Washington" and didn't realize it until I read the part about AIDS relief and did a double take.

Goes to show how little I know of my own history.*

edited 26th Jun '12 10:21:22 AM by AwesomeZombie22

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"Cultist" as "Cutlist"

Candid Camera — Candid Gamera

"Candid Camera" -> "Candy Camera"

hand wash -> bandwidth

i read "wart-like growths" as "wart-like genitals"

whyyy

The Guns of Navarone — The Days of Novocaine

O_o

Doesn't really count since it's not from the forum, but still...

From The Other Wiki's article about cats:

'As crepuscular predators, cats use their acute hearing and ability to see in near darkness to locate prey.' -> 'As craptacular predators, cats use their acute hearing and ability to see in near darkness to locate prey.'

Pff. Almost none of my examples are from the forum.

Saint Joseph's Oratory — Saint Joseph's Olfactory

...

I'm a Farscape fan, and everytime I see the "China Mieville" thread in Literature I think it says Chiana and I'm excited to see a thread about Farscape...but it's not. :(

The other day, I was watching some subbed episodes of Tokyo Mew Mew with my mom, and during the theme song...

Any girl can become fearless —-> Any girl can become testicles

Off the forums:

It seems like he gave up on pretending he's not sexist... -> It seems like he gave up on pretending he exists...

This was in regards to Rush Limbaugh, by the way.

Any girl can become dressless

+ = Any girl can become Rush Limbaugh

edited 5th Jul '12 11:49:03 AM by Enzeru

I keep reading "We Are Our Adventuring Avatars" as "We Are Our Airbending Avatars"

ITT: Everyone is Aang?

It wasn't on the forum, but I just read:

What makes polonium the ideal poison for assassins?

as

What makes polonium the ideal poison for assholes?

Life Changing Cereal Bowls -> Life Cereal Blows

I guess Mikey doesn't like it after all.

This is why manned missions to Mars need to happen. -> This is why mansions on Mars need to happen.

The manned missions would have to come first, because otherwise who would be living in the martian mansions, let alone building them in the first place?

edited 6th Jul '12 11:19:07 PM by MikeK

"The George Lucas Throwback / genre relaunch you would want?" —> "The George Lucas Throwback / grenade launcher you would want?"

I misread "Russia" as "bisexual".

Should I be worried.

Yes. Yes, you should.

I Read That As: The Forum Version

As

I Read That Ass: The Forum Version

"The MLB Thread" -> "The MLP Thread"

And I'm sure that I'm not the first one to misread it like that.

Tropical Cyclone General Discussion -> Troper Cycle General Discussion

Being a cat lady makes you more likely to suicide + Rate each other on the Sliding Scale Of Idealism Versus Cynicsim —> Rate yourself on the Sliding Scale of Suicide

"up to my eyeballs in homework" —> "up to my eyeballs in Homestuck"

Which to be fair would be a pretty accurate way to describe an archive binge.