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3576 AwesomeZombie2226th Jun 2012 10:21:03 AM from somewhere over the rainbow
On this page, I kept on misreading George W. Bush as "George Washington" and didn't realize it until I read the part about AIDS relief and did a double take.

Goes to show how little I know of my own history.*

edited 26th Jun '12 10:21:22 AM by AwesomeZombie22

Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
Thatthatthat
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
3578 Ozbourne28th Jun 2012 07:01:11 PM from The Minus World , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
8luh 8luh.
"Cultist" as "Cutlist"
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3579 Fuzy2K29th Jun 2012 01:51:27 PM from Kappa Mountain , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Who tooted?
Candid CameraCandid Gamera
There goes that scurvy dog, Jimmy Wilhelm, dying another height-related death.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
"Candid Camera" -> "Candy Camera"
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
3581 Enzeru30th Jun 2012 10:53:37 AM from Orlando, FL χಠ♥
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hand wash -> bandwidth
3582 AwesomeZombie2230th Jun 2012 09:08:03 PM from somewhere over the rainbow
i read "wart-like growths" as "wart-like genitals"

whyyy
3583 Fuzy2K30th Jun 2012 09:31:45 PM from Kappa Mountain , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Who tooted?
The Guns of NavaroneThe Days of Novocaine

O_o
There goes that scurvy dog, Jimmy Wilhelm, dying another height-related death.
3584 MidnightRambler2nd Jul 2012 03:16:45 AM from Germania Inferior
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
Doesn't really count since it's not from the forum, but still...

From The Other Wiki's article about cats:

'As crepuscular predators, cats use their acute hearing and ability to see in near darkness to locate prey.' -> 'As craptacular predators, cats use their acute hearing and ability to see in near darkness to locate prey.'
3585 Fuzy2K2nd Jul 2012 05:07:28 PM from Kappa Mountain , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Who tooted?
[up] Pff. Almost none of my examples are from the forum. tongue

Saint Joseph's OratorySaint Joseph's Olfactory

...

[lol]
There goes that scurvy dog, Jimmy Wilhelm, dying another height-related death.
3586 resetlocksley2nd Jul 2012 05:22:42 PM from Alone in the dark , Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
I'm a Farscape fan, and everytime I see the "China Mieville" thread in Literature I think it says Chiana and I'm excited to see a thread about Farscape...but it's not. :(
Fear is a superpower.
3587 KatanaCat4th Jul 2012 07:25:02 PM from a castle in the sky , Relationship Status: All is for my lord
thylacines are cool
The other day, I was watching some subbed episodes of Tokyo Mew Mew with my mom, and during the theme song...

Any girl can become fearless —-> Any girl can become testicles
There are words here. You are reading them, probably.
3588 MikeK5th Jul 2012 09:25:49 AM from planet earth , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
3 microphones forever
Off the forums:

It seems like he gave up on pretending he's not sexist... -> It seems like he gave up on pretending he exists...

This was in regards to Rush Limbaugh, by the way.
GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS.
3589 Enzeru5th Jul 2012 11:48:52 AM from Orlando, FL χಠ♥
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[up][up]Any girl can become dressless

+ [up] = Any girl can become Rush Limbaugh

edited 5th Jul '12 11:49:03 AM by Enzeru

3590 Ozbourne5th Jul 2012 12:10:27 PM from The Minus World , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
8luh 8luh.
I keep reading "We Are Our Adventuring Avatars" as "We Are Our Airbending Avatars"

ITT: Everyone is Aang?
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3591 resetlocksley6th Jul 2012 12:21:17 PM from Alone in the dark , Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
It wasn't on the forum, but I just read:

What makes polonium the ideal poison for assassins?

as

What makes polonium the ideal poison for assholes?
Fear is a superpower.
3592 MikeK6th Jul 2012 07:53:14 PM from planet earth , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
3 microphones forever
Life Changing Cereal Bowls -> Life Cereal Blows

I guess Mikey doesn't like it after all.

This is why manned missions to Mars need to happen. -> This is why mansions on Mars need to happen.

The manned missions would have to come first, because otherwise who would be living in the martian mansions, let alone building them in the first place?

edited 6th Jul '12 11:19:07 PM by MikeK

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS.
3593 Ozbourne7th Jul 2012 06:58:04 PM from The Minus World , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
8luh 8luh.
"The George Lucas Throwback / genre relaunch you would want?" —> "The George Lucas Throwback / grenade launcher you would want?"
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3594 AwesomeZombie228th Jul 2012 04:54:36 AM from somewhere over the rainbow
I misread "Russia" as "bisexual".

Should I be worried.
3595 InverurieJones8th Jul 2012 04:58:47 AM from North of the Wall. , Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
Yes. Yes, you should.
The owls are not what they seem.
3596 ThatOneGuyNamedX8th Jul 2012 08:26:07 AM from This Monkey Is A Fucking Disgrace , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Shitposter Extraordinaire
I Read That As: The Forum Version

As

I Read That Ass: The Forum Version
My fetish is the ending to Killer7
Das kann doch nicht sein!
"The MLB Thread" -> "The MLP Thread"

And I'm sure that I'm not the first one to misread it like that.
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Tropical Cyclone General Discussion -> Troper Cycle General Discussion
Now using Trivialis handle.
3599 ABNDT9th Jul 2012 02:28:49 PM from the Canterlot gardens , Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
LOVE ME!
Being a cat lady makes you more likely to suicide + Rate each other on the Sliding Scale Of Idealism Versus Cynicsim —> Rate yourself on the Sliding Scale of Suicide
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
3600 Ozbourne10th Jul 2012 04:45:35 PM from The Minus World , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
8luh 8luh.
"up to my eyeballs in homework" —> "up to my eyeballs in Homestuck"

Which to be fair would be a pretty accurate way to describe an archive binge.
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