Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted. Your pets, and all of the pets in town go missing, in exchange for an old, and ugly fur coat you can never lose.

Say, why is the coat covered in red liquid?

I wish for a dollar!

edited 22nd Jul '16 9:25:07 AM by RandomWriter413

Here's a Zimbabwean Dollar.

I wish the Star Wars prequels were better.

Granted, but now the new films are worse.

I wish I had some pot.

Granted,it is laced with something deadly.

I wish that I had a 70" television.

Granted, it's literally a television from the 70's.

I wish that the TV shows nowadays were at least a little better and not cheap cashgrabs.

Granted, but they're all on the CW.

I wish I could steal other people's bodies.

Granted, body theft carries the penalty of being garroted with your own genitals.

I wish for a bottle of Rum!

Granted! Here's a bottle of rum with only one drop left in it.

I wish for this wish to be null and voided.

The Logic Bomb destroys reality.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

Granted, but BBC slapped you with a subpoena.

I wish for something cool.

Granted, here's an ice cube.

I wish I had a milkshake.

Here's a glass of spoiled milk shaken up.

I wish to have a Punny corruption.

Granted. However, it's an inside joke...er, pun? Either way, you don't notice it.

I wish that that next wish to be corrupted would be purified instead.

Granted, the purified wish involves seriously hurting you in some way.

I wish I felt better.

Granted, you are now butter.

I wish for no wishes at all.

granted, you now are unable to wish that those muggers didn't steal your kidneys.

i wish for my neck to stop hurting. without getting decapitated or my nerves shutting down.

edited 24th Jul '16 3:46:09 PM by Alucart23

Granted, you are now addicted to high-strength pain killers.

I wish for a pie.

Here's a cowpie.

I wish for a million wishes.

@The Dag Ha, you being butter doesn't hurt me at all!

Granted. Unfortunately, a wish itself is defined as a desire or hope for something to happen. You may have a million wishes, all of which you hope to happen, but hope is cruel to those who hold impossible dreams.

I wish that a gigantic meteor would blow apart Venus.

All of the toxic gases float towards earth and kill everyone.

I wish I could drive any vehicle with perfect skill.

Granted but you are always stuck in heavy traffic.

I wish I could sell these damned magic beans!

Granted, you have to sell them for a floor-low price.

I wish for cookies.

The cookies are chocolate chip and maggot cookies.

I wish the Munchkin in my group would stop being a Munchkin

Granted. Instead, your GM becomes a Killer Game Master.

I wish monster girls were commonplace in Real Life.

Granted, now Real Life is like Monster Girl Quest. Lose a fight and they... uh... yeah.

I wish I could turn back time.