You realise that at one point of your life, you have already had pizza, so it's already fulfilled.
I wish I finally got through the damn Shrine of Amane.
I am procastrinating, but not excessively I think.Yes, but the rest of the game 500x harder.
I wish that Michael Bay would stop making movies.
Now known as Cyber ControllerGranted he now makes new Call of Duty games.
I wish to git gud.
I am procastrinating, but not excessively I think.Granted. You don't get good, though.
I wish I knew where my 3DS charger was.
You are a god of shitposts, you can create terrible memes at will.
I wish for the memes to be better.
I am procastrinating, but not excessively I think.Granted, they are so good in fact that all other forms of entertainment are abolished.
I wish my wife would stop nagging me.
Is not impressed.Granted, she divorces you instead.
I wish for a war between Islam and Christianity that destroys both religions.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. The war ends in a peaceful unification of both religions—creating an entirely new one.
I wish I had some gum right now.
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.Granted, here, I'm done chewing it.
I wish I had a miniaturized great white shark for a pet.
Is not impressed.granted, and all gum now tastes it tastes terrible… for you.
granted, it has an increased metabolism, meaning you have to feed it constantly, eventually it starves.
i wish i knew what to wish for
edited 22nd Jun '16 9:02:49 AM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!Granted. You figure out exactly what your deepest desire is. It horrifies you. You spend the rest of your life in despair wondering how you could possibly be such a despicable, depraved person to want that more than anything else.
I wish I was strong enough to lift 10 tons
Granted, your muscles are strong enough to lift 10 tons... Too bad your skeleton isn't strong enough to support 10 tons after lifting it overhead. You're now a smear of thick paste underneath a 10 ton weight.
I wish for eternal health my current body in an interesting, stimulating, and non-threatening environment.
Granted, it gets super boring after the first 5 years.
I wish for a drink.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. It's Jarate.
I wish I could find real pirate treasure.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!It's the cursed gold from Pirates of the Caribbean.
I wish I was a space pirate.
Granted, you get caught and executed.
I wish I was not tired.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. You suddenly experience a massive caffeine rush that leads to heart palpitations and makes you comatose for three weeks 12 hours later.
I wish I could wish for more wishes and not have those wishes end in corruptions.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Granted, but a serial killer kills you before you get the chance to make any wishes.
I wish I was more sociable.
Is not impressed.Yes, but only toward serial killers.
I wish that I had a girlfriend who is not a serial killer.
edited 24th Jun '16 10:00:32 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerGranted. She's the female equivalent of a neckbeard.
I wish we lived in more idealistic times.
Granted. Shortly thereafter, more pragmatic aliens take over the world.
I wish I had a ham and cheese sandwich.
Granted. A serial killer then steals your sandwich and kills you.
Granted, the currency you are payed has so little value 6 figures is barely starvation wage.
I wish I was a Catboy!
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!