Granted. It was filled with venomous snakes, which all bite you violently. You're quickly taken to the hospital, where you fall into a state of catatonia, followed by a quiet death.
I wish I had one arm but I had a poncho and the ability to make a working skeleton arm in place of my missing one.
Granted: it's a Painful Transformation, and the arm with the exposed skeleton is extremely brittle and dry.
I wish to be a Trolling Creator behind successful productions because I fool the fans so entertainingly well.
Or Gen Urobuchi
edited 11th Sep '15 9:19:41 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted; you're successful, but your fans deplore you. You kind of become Steven Moffat.
I wish I understood Homestuck.
edited 11th Sep '15 9:18:29 PM by trashconverters
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaGranted; You get the characters, But you still misunderstand the concept.
I wish to be a Dalek.
edited 11th Sep '15 10:03:36 PM by EeveeGirlChey
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Granted: you lose your ability to feel, and exterminate your entire family.
I wish I was less of a loser.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaGranted, you become only slightly cooler.
I wish to be in the amazon rainforest without a guide or help.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"Granted, but you're still lost.
I wish I could type faster
Granted. The page doesn't catch up to you typing, and displays at least one typo before you can fix.
I wish to be a background extra.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Granted. You make a derpy face and become a meme.
I wish I had a really nice bushy beard.
edited 12th Sep '15 9:37:06 AM by trashconverters
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaGranted. It has birds that peck at your chin incessantly.
I wish to be part of a group that actually does its assigned school project.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Granted. They work mainly at late hours and forbid you from drinking coffee on the grounds that it will make you crash.
I wish I could see every point in human history at will.
moved to Oceanstuck because this handle was starting to bother me my tumblrGranted, but you see every point in human history simutaneously for only an instant leaving you no time to comprehend any of it.
I wish to have a reputable world record.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted. Its the world record for most people murdered at the hands of a single person.
I wish I was a notorious Mafia boss.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaAll of your underlings are plotting to overthrow you.
I wish I could use ki like a Dragon Ball character.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGranted, you're now Chaotzu.
I wish to be the ruler of Russia.
edited 13th Sep '15 8:44:20 AM by Superjohn
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"Granted, but you accidemtally break a law and you are executed.
I wish that you wish.
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!Granted but I wish that you're on fire.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursGranted. Fireproof clothes are awesome in times like these.
I wish for a punching bag.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.Granted. You are the punching used to train Little Mac.
I wish that tomorrow an infinite energy source is discovered that causes world peace, and all pollution, climate change, deforestation etc. ends forever.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas EdisonGranted, but it's only peace and prosperity for really rich people. Lower class people are are still put down, even harder now that the rich people have limitless resources and energy. The lower classes have to go literally underground so the rich can hang out in their pristine world.
I wish humanity wasn't such an awful species.
edited 13th Sep '15 3:08:45 PM by KingFeraligatr
Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertisingGranted, sadly we are killed off by aliens soon afterwards.
I wish to conquer a large country.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"Granted. You discover the hard way that running this country is very difficult.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas EdisonReally, no wish? Okay then.
I wish for The Power of Rock to have the power to change reality in proportion to its awesomeness for as long as the songs/pieces last.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted, but this includes terrible teenage garage bands.
I wish I was awesome at worldbuiliding.
Granted, they are in a orgy.
I wish to kill a eagle wit my own two hands.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"