The latter.
(I still choose the latter, lol nijas)
Would you rather kill yourself or get killed?
edited 1st Dec '11 3:26:37 PM by PancticeSquadeCutterback
Bazinga!
'80s TV Action Hero
Can I die locked in mortal combat with myself? No?
Ok, then...get killed and found dead among a pile of my foes!
Would you rather eat a land crustacean or a marine one?
edited 1st Dec '11 3:29:56 PM by InverurieJones
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Marine, doesn't that mean stuff like lobster that a lot of people eat?
WYR be an Alicorn or a Draconequus?
Fro-ed Wonder
The latter. Chaos can be fun.
Would you rather have to wear the same set of clothes for a week or have to be without clothes for a week?
"I know where I am, I just don't know where I am in where I am." - Me
same old me
Same set. Hell I do the same with pants sometimes.
Would you rather lose a pinky toe or a pinky?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Am I a weirdo?
Probably the toe. It would probably mess with my balance a bit, but I'd recover. Losing the finger would make it hard to type or throw a knuckle-ball.
Would you rather spend five years stranded on a desert island or three years as a prisoner of war?
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
I will have been a prisoner of war for three years on July 9th.
Would You Rather be locked in a paradise mansion where you can never leave but you never run out of things like food with Q or Dr Frank N Furter?
Q (preferably the Star Trek one)
Would you rather: watch or be on some crappy reality show that you hate (forever)
edited 5th Dec '11 3:33:25 AM by WhoNeedsSleep
We can dance to the radio station That plays in our teeth
Be in because I can make it better.
Would You Rather look like my avatar, or develop a tattoo like marking on your butt that tells you your one and only talent after you find it that you have to make your life?
Fro-ed Wonder
Some how I think looking like your avatar would be much easier to explain than a tattoo on my butt. I'll go with that.
Would you rather be the director of a movie, or the person who writes the screenplay?
"I know where I am, I just don't know where I am in where I am." - Me
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Director—a good script with horrible direction makes for a bad movie.
Would you rather eat a traditional breakfast platter or a holiday meal?
Fro-ed Wonder
Oooh, that's a tough one...I think I'll have to go with the holiday meal.
Would you have be one of James Bond's allies that usually dies horribly or one of the henchmen that James Bond usually kills horribly?
"I know where I am, I just don't know where I am in where I am." - Me
Allie because I would save myself.
Would You Rather run into a spooky Santa Claus with a gun in his sack or a creepy grinning little girl who looks like Uncle Fester?
I'll take the girl who looks like Uncle Fester.
Would you rather be assigned a programming role on a new, very complex game, or be tasked with remaking The Legend of Zelda II The Adventure of Link?
Fro-ed Wonder
The former. Less chance of being burned at the stake for missing something.
Would you rather have to have feed a tiger or a shark?
edited 5th Dec '11 6:37:01 PM by Frosplosion
"I know where I am, I just don't know where I am in where I am." - Me
Am I a weirdo?
The tiger. I feel more comfortable on land.
Would you rather accidentally insult the meanest guy in the roughest bar in town or get attacked by hundreds of squirrels in the park?
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
The first one because the chance he would be tougher than me is slim.
After pulling the ultament April Fools prank as a kid Would You Rather hear your parents talking on the phone with the president of the United States for an hour or be followed by the police for an hour on your bike?
The first one. As someone who lives in australia, that'd have to be a pretty awesome massive scale prank
In a World… After the End Would you rather:
Reinvent radio or
Create propaganda pushing the system of your choice?
edited 5th Dec '11 7:34:37 PM by WhoNeedsSleep
We can dance to the radio station That plays in our teeth
The second one because I could rule the world.
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I would totally reinvent radio!
Would you rather be sick or be very afraid?
Sick tend to be temporal...
Would you rather be Sith or Jedi?
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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Jedi. It'd be easier to go Sith if I wanted to, but not the other way around.
Would you rather blah blah blah or yakkity yak-yak?
The first one.
Would You Rather be Discord dressed in drag or Celestia dressed in drag?
Celestia, I guess?
Who would you rather have as your roommate for the year- a person with nonexistent personal hygiene and cleanliness, or an addict in a constant high who does not seem to know that he has a roommate?
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
Would you rather be forced to speak for the rest of your live in iambic pentameter or in haiku?
edited 1st Dec '11 3:25:59 PM by Frosplosion
"I know where I am, I just don't know where I am in where I am." - Me