Would you rather...

John Luck Pickerd. I can pretend I'm a distant cousin of Picard. They one they don't talk about at Thanksgiving...

Would you rather take a shot of horse semen, or watch your mother get a good buggering for an hour?

Ew to the latter, I'd totally go for the former.

Would you rather puke or vomit?

Vomit. It sounds more controlled and sophisticated.

Would you rather be emotionless or hyper sensitive to everything?

Emotionless. Nobody will ever get on my nerves ever again! at the cost of feeling happy

Would you rather streak all over the White House, or deface Mount Rushmore?

The latter. I am exstreamly modest and can always set the face of George III as a Troll attempt

TNP will rather be in either the top of a moutain or the bottom of a pit.

edited 1st Dec '11 7:38:04 AM by Ailedhoo

The first one?

WYR see stars dancing on the water or hear Elvis singing Blue Suede Shoes?

I'll listen to Elvis. I'm not much of a fan of Dancing with the Stars... or water.

Would you rather live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland or North Philadelphia?

North Philly seems like it would be easier to leave than a post apocalyptic wasteland. I'd eat one cheese steak and move away.

Would you rather be on a sinking ship in the middle of the Atlantic, or a plane wreck in the Alps?

The Alps. Bear Grylls already taught me how to survive there :P

Would you rather eternally be an accountant for a corrupt corporation, or a file clerk at an honest one?

File clerk. Corruption is disgusting and I want no association with it.

Would you rather lose an eye or lose a hand?

Eye, I guess.

Would you rather know everything or forget things constantly?

edited 1st Dec '11 1:47:08 PM by KatanaCat

My eternal quest is to learn all I can, even those that are not healthy to learn. I suppose I should be prepared for the consequences of success.

Would you rather spend your whole life working on a task you know to be impossible or have your only direction in life be a task so trivial that it can be completed easily in a short amount of time?

The latter, because that's pretty much how things are now.

Would you rather have so many ideas you can never possibly use or even explain them all, or never have any?

edited 1st Dec '11 2:00:27 PM by KatanaCat

The former. At least it'd be something to do.

The former again, since that's basically me now.

Would you rather be the hero for the entire run of a series or the Big Bad for one of the seasons?

edited 1st Dec '11 2:01:50 PM by Frosplosion

Big Bad for one season. People remember a good villain over a good hero. :)

Would you rather be never forgotten for a single written work, or have a successful, steady writing career but be forgotten after your death?

The former. I make a terrible villain even though I have a number of traits usually associated with villains. Even though I like lurking in the shadows and am frequently scheming, and enjoy playing around with fear and... you get the point. Well anyway, the point is that even with all of that, my attempts at kicking the dog tend towards Poke the Poodle.

The former. I like to cause change in the world. If everything I do is forgotten when I die, then that greatly limits me.

Would you rather lock your keys in your car in an unfamiliar location or get trapped in an elevator in a place you know well?

edited 1st Dec '11 2:14:41 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

Keys in the car. Smashy smashy!

Would you rather...

Blink out like a light after a life of 80 years, or be an immortal and indestructible soul that will endure until and beyond the death of the universe itself?

edited 1st Dec '11 2:14:52 PM by InverurieJones

The former. Just because you can survive the sun exploding doesn't mean you can't feel PAIN! Plus, it would get really boring after a while.

Be unable to see or unable to hear?

Unable to see. What should be unseen will at last not bee seen.

If you were tied down A Clockwork Orange-style,◊ would you rather be forced to watch pornographic films starring your parents or have your face used as a toilet?

You cheating coward! You didn't even pick one!

edited 1st Dec '11 2:41:52 PM by SeanMurrayI

Considering that they have a nasty skin disorder and I'm very picky about that whole cleanliness thing, they're equally horrifying.

Have your Companion Cube destroyed or lose an arm?

As much as I like my good luck charm (its nature will remain mysterious to you) it is not worth my arm.

Would you rather compete for the fate of the world in a dance off or a jousting match?

Jousting. I'm a much better fighter than a dancer. >_<

Would you rather: Be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs OR Be suffocated in a giant Fruit Roll-Up?

The former. I've been shot and nearly smothered. I liked 'shot' better.

Would you rather be burned to death or slowly fed, feet first, into a stone crusher?

edited 1st Dec '11 3:00:47 PM by InverurieJones

Burned.

Would you rather be forced to watch Barney the Dinosaur for hours on end with no breaks or forced to play Sonic 2006 all the way through with no breaks?

edited 1st Dec '11 3:14:15 PM by KatanaCat

The former. I could just send my brain away.

Would you rather have internal parasites or external ones?