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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1776: Sep 13th 2016 at 10:36:36 AM

seems just about right to me

And then there was silence
lalalei2001 Since: Oct, 2009
#1777: Sep 27th 2016 at 6:47:08 PM

I was playing more of that 2001 Jekyll and Hyde game, finally having solved the game crashing issue in level 2. After battling a guy with huge shoulder-mounted guns, a guy with multiple flamethrowers and a guy who shot lightning (I get the feeling that both of those games were made with Jekyll and Hyde in mind because the developers wanted to do some action-adventure Indiana Jones style game, couldn't get any licensing rights, and turned to the public domain. XD)...

I made it to a new area and ran into a priest who fights vampires with a shotgun. And he's on the good guys' team.

I was like "Why couldn't they make a game about THAT guy?"

The Protomen enhanced my life.
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
No longer a forum herald
#1778: Oct 3rd 2016 at 7:22:15 PM

Of all the things you could have speedran...you picked this game? (Seizure warning needed, I suppose.)

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
ThatBitterTase Dust Pages from The bottom of a whiskey bottle Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Dust Pages
#1779: Oct 3rd 2016 at 7:39:08 PM

[up] Assuming Critikal wasn't totally joking, Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo is actually a known speedrun target.

It's supposed to be "That Bitter Taste", but you always miss one letter, don't you?
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
No longer a forum herald
#1780: Nov 1st 2016 at 6:12:29 PM

Totally not Smash Bros. No siree.

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
kablammin45 Not an evil Thievul from New Pines (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Not an evil Thievul
#1782: Nov 3rd 2016 at 4:25:27 PM

You know, of all the franchises to get the Spinoff Babies treatment, Dilbert was one of the last ones I expected to have an official example, much less in the form of a kid's educational game:

edited 4th Nov '16 8:39:37 PM by kablammin45

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Glowsquid Since: Jul, 2009
#1783: Nov 13th 2016 at 9:39:45 PM

edited 13th Nov '16 9:40:14 PM by Glowsquid

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1784: Nov 14th 2016 at 5:22:47 AM

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And then there was silence
Geist-Fox loafing about from north Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
No longer a forum herald
#1787: Nov 22nd 2016 at 3:39:05 PM

The game everyone has been waiting for - an art gallery simulator.

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Hashil Since: Aug, 2010
kablammin45 Not an evil Thievul from New Pines (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Not an evil Thievul
#1789: Dec 6th 2016 at 7:12:50 PM

The perfect Super Smash Bros. game has finally been made: tongue

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Glowsquid Since: Jul, 2009
#1790: Dec 29th 2016 at 10:18:56 PM

A live-action series based on Trauma Team was announced in 2010, but it never got off the ground. Someone leaked the pilot today, and it's um, well check it for yourself

WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
#1791: Jan 11th 2017 at 3:52:42 PM

Now available on a Play Station 4 near you!

(I honestly had to go to the ESRB website to see if that content warning at the start of the video was real. It looked way too fuzzy.)

edited 11th Jan '17 3:56:04 PM by WillyFourEyes

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Glowsquid Since: Jul, 2009
#1792: Jan 11th 2017 at 4:12:51 PM

My first thought after watching this was "jesus christ, this looks like The Demon Rush" and then I looked up the developer and it's the same guy

... Gotta admire his perseverance?

Geist-Fox loafing about from north Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
loafing about
#1793: Jan 11th 2017 at 4:28:57 PM

First time ever I've heard of The Demon Rush or this dev.

Jesus christ, they had a game, made another, that other got a sequel, then a spinoff and this is the sequel to the spinoff?

At this level "quality?"

WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
#1794: Jan 11th 2017 at 4:39:13 PM

Yup. All of the games since Skylight 2 appear to have that "just barely polygonal" look to them.

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Geist-Fox loafing about from north Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
loafing about
#1795: Jan 11th 2017 at 5:22:24 PM

With next to no animation and very empty looking blocky areas.

kablammin45 Not an evil Thievul from New Pines (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Not an evil Thievul
#1796: Jan 23rd 2017 at 12:07:30 PM

Ever wondered what would happen if you corrupted a Rhythm Heaven game? Well, wonder no more:

I think the glitched Crop Stomper game at 6:45 made me laugh the hardest.

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Glowsquid Since: Jul, 2009
#1797: Jan 30th 2017 at 8:27:36 PM

savage on the Amiga is an Experience

Glowsquid Since: Jul, 2009
#1798: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:24:28 AM

Setting

In the future explained in the game documentation, humanity has suffered from floods due to the melting of polar ice caps. An emergency coalition known as the Aggregate World Government begun the Colonization of Mars for resources. Meanwhile, the United States of America emerged once more as a superpower, spearheading in science and technology; the sudden influx of wealth resulted to inflation and catastrophic bank failures, and the outlawing of credit-based economy. Humanity also had developed the technology of human cloning for purposes like the creation of genetically engineered soldiers for the Death Companies of the Martian colony, but abuse of the technology, including morally questionable use of the clones, resulted to the criminalisation of the technology and the establishment of DNA Laws. A prominent company mentioned in the game manual and the game dialogues is "Feradyne Corporation", which switched to robotics after the laws were passed.

The game is set in or around March 3032[2] and in the aftermath of the Martian Conflict which started when the Martian colonists wished for independence and started an embargo. The Lunar Project Conglomerate, in order to preserve the interests of the Moon colonists, responded with sending a robotic army against the rebels, who eventually were forced to flee to Earth. Most were forced to surrender and be tried, as they were suffering from Reiter's syndrome, a disease released from biological weapons during the conflict, and the required Egesis IV drug was legally administered only from the Terran government.

Angel Devoid, a commando genetically engineered by Feradyne who led the Martian resistance, was court-martialed along with other rebels. Acquitted on all charges, he worked his way to the position of Chief of Paradise City Police Department. During his service his office was rigged with a bomb, which severely injured Detective Jake Hard, who underwent heavy reconstruction and lost some of his memory. Devoid was the alleged perpetrator and Hard held him responsible for his damage, although Devoid himself accused Mayor James Waterford for wanting to get rid of him. Eventually Devoid was forced to resign for an alleged police brutality scandal, and during the relevant press-conference he assassinated the Mayor. After threatening those who wanted to get rid of him, he disappeared in the underground of the Neo-City where he became a notorious criminal, performing terrorist acts against corporations involved in the Mars conflict. Plot

As the game starts, the player character Jake Hard is pursuing his archnemesis Angel Devoid who has been spotted near Neo-City, until his flying patrol car is damaged and himself falls severely injured. He wakes up in a hospital after having had a facial reconstruction surgery, only to find himself having the face of Angel Devoid, and unable to speak as his vocal cords are damaged. His first task is to escape the hospital before the Police arrives. Early in the beginning, he meets his ex-colleague Lorraine Ruger, who has been blinded and recognises Hard from his gait, and supplies him with a Plasma Pistol.

The player travels around regions of Neo-City, meets several characters who pass him for Devoid, but also tries to survive as his archnemesis is wanted by bounty hunters, a figure only referred to as "the Yak", and the "Death Tribes" (underground groups whose members maintain neotribalistic customs in the urban scenery). As many of the characters are hostile, the player occasionally has to resolve to quickly using the pistol against them in order to avoid the game over.

edited 13th Feb '17 10:26:36 AM by Glowsquid

OrionAurora Constellation from Andromeda Galaxy Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Constellation
#1800: Feb 27th 2017 at 6:13:25 PM

CNET tries and fails to use the Switch's kickstand.

We are all made of star stuff. Very, very weird star stuff.

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