RULE 34 OF MUHAMMAD

...no Muhammad? Seriously guys? SERIOUSLY?

AHR IS DISAPPOINT.

Can it at least be Buddha X Jesus fluff?

edited 20th Sep '10 1:01:08 PM by A_H_R

Nope. And the art is pretty crappy, so I dropped it almost as soon as it came out.

I won't be surprised if the doujin artist is a net uyoko who should be raped in the ass by a spiked tentacle demon until they die.

And the art is pretty crappy

WHAT

By modern standards, it's very mediocre. Five years ago it might have been tolerable.

You know, the Prophet seemed to kind of like kick-ass women. I mean Khadidja ran her own caravans (not to mention she was older than him, AND the one who proposed...) and Aisha ended up leading an army (she lost, but still..)

Aisha was, of course, a loli. Not when she ran that army, I guess. But it's so lulzy.

Anyway... fucking awesome. I stopped after like tree pages because of the EWW, but it appears all the girls had huge tits. To make it an even more effective and accurate trolling, they should have added a loli. Still, I want al Qaeda to see that shit. The more drawings of Muhammad that get out there the better.

What about the following scenario:

Mohammed maries Aisha, who soon turns out to be a dominating Tsundere who is adept at Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male. Mohammed (Mo for short), terrified, flees his home and meets an androgynous long-haired lady. This lady turns out to be a Futanari, and when Mo sees the size of her member, he exclaims "Jesus", to which she replies "That's my name.". Traumatized by the ensuing experiences, Mo flees yet again, this time meeting a fat old man. But soon, to his horror, he discovers this man, who listens to the name of Buddha, is a transvestite who likes to pose as a Big Breasted Fat Woman and holds orgies with so-called followers. Fleeing, he slips and falls into a chasm, where he meets Cthulhu, and gets tentacle raped. He ends up returning to Aisha and they live happily ever after.

A follow-up would show Aisha go Yandere on Jesus, Buddha, and Cthulhu.

I'll await the napalm attacks...

edited 6th Oct '10 11:59:52 AM by TheStupidExclamationMark

Possibly the most offensive comic of all time.

^^ ^ Exclamation Mark would probably need constant protection after publishing it, but it could get critical acclaim.

You know, for me it's a fight to break the taboos that sufocate my society, but you're just being silly, needlessly offensive to people who haven't hurt you, smug about it, and it wouldn't even put you in much danger: you're getting the high of taking stupid risks without the risks. Isn't it convenient?

Sorry, I wrote this in a bad mood...

I concur, Raw. Muslims need to learn that society is full of people that will make fun of you.

STOP ACTING LIKE THE FOURTH GRADER JUST SAID YOUR MACARONI DRAWING SUCKED!

^^ But I did my best to give my scenario the potential of offending Christians, Bhuddists, and Cthulhu Mythos believers (besides Muslims)! It's equal opportunity at its best!

Heck, it would likely have the potential of offending the Western reader, too, because it presents a woman belonging to a religion that is stereotypically represented as being anti-women's-rights as a self-assertive person who likely does not represent the servient type of woman male porn comic readers expect.

And it would have a happy end, too.

^How dare you imply that Great Cthulhu would ever engage in something as vile as your human sexuality. When the stars are right, Nyarlathotep shall make you're soul his play thing... before he tires of you and casts it into the void. Cthulhu Fhtagn!

edited 6th Oct '10 11:45:19 PM by Taelor

... Sure, Why Not?... is yer namr Trey Parker?

edited 6th Oct '10 11:52:52 PM by RawPower

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It's official. Judas is a stalker.

Mo x Khadidja is still OTP.

God of the newworld alright.

^ Yes, but then she went and died.

IIRC, to add to a Fan Disservice bent, one of Muhammad (PBUH)'s wife is an old war widow. She was even quoted as saying "I'm no longer interested in pleasures of the flesh; I just want to be resurrected alongside the righteous."

Also bit of a trivia. To seal the deal with a Jewish clan, one of Prophet Muhammad's wife is Jewish. That and Prophet Muhammad never had any heirs; all his sons and daughters died shortly after they were born.

And about the Muhammad x Khadija thing, it's basically real-life canon: When Aisha (R.A.) asked (presumably in somewhat of a disrespectful manner, and paraphrased in a very rough way) "What's so good about her anyway?", The prophet went into a sort of a Tranquil Fury and said "Don't speak ill of her/She was the best woman I have ever met." Aisha never brought up the subject again, IIRC. That and Prophet Muhammad stayed married to Khadija (R.A.) Until Death Do Us Part, literally. He won't have those many wives until long, long after Khadija died.

Well, I am hardly surprised by Aisha doing this. She was famous for her smarts... and her arrogance.

Also bit of a trivia. To seal the deal with a Jewish clan, one of Prophet Muhammad's wife is Jewish. That and Prophet Muhammad never had any heirs; all his sons and daughters died shortly after they were born.

Not true, Fatima outlived her father and had children of her own. Lots of them in fact (it's through her Queen Elizabeth II is related to the Prophet)

The Prophet's familial relations are kind of complicated, since he had lots of adopted children, a few biological ones (three or five with Khadidja, depending on source, although only Fatima outlived him) and several wives (some married for political reasons, and some as a means of providing for widows or orphans)

edited 7th Oct '10 2:24:46 PM by Arilou

Muhammad did have many girl children. He had one boy, but he died at four or something.

@Arilou: yeah, I stand corrected (dang, gotta brush up on my Islamic History X_X)

And for some reason, it may be a good thing he never had a surviving son. The Sunni-Shia divide is something akin to a Succession Crisis, with one side favoring elected leader (much like Abu Bakr r.a. was elected), and the Shiites favoring the closest bloodline of the Prophet.

Also @RP: yeah, his son died, and there was an eclipse, coincidentally. The people started equating it as a sign of God sending His condolences, so the Prophet (PBUH) said that "When you see an eclipse, it is a sign of His greatness, so offer a prayer." to dissuade the rumors.

I though he had said something along the lines of "The Stars/Planets care not about mortals"... or something like that. Basically: "THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MY KID, SO STOP MAKING SHIT UP, IT WAS A COINCIDENCE"

Yes he did, in a very paraphrased way.