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I added you as Rachel's personal Dragon. You get to fight Bacon.

No me?

((Do I even need to ask the question at this point? I've got it plastered onto my title!))

Running out of spaces. People will now be grouped with others. Co-Dragons, Sixths Rangers, other Abominations, and the like.

Remember: You'd bring it upon yourself.

But how would I first appear in the movie? Do I get to go on a hero's journey with my True Companions?

@Dopants Oops...hmm...I know! I make you fight Hail Stormer when I chicken out - I mean, make a strategic retreat and wait for my Eldritch Army.

I'll cast myself as a recurring background extra who's always just out of focus, but enough to tell it's the same guy. I'll always be doing some background task, and then five years after the release of the movie some overly-dedicated fan will take notice and I'll get ten whole pieces of fanart!

And top spot on IM Db.

I only asked for Magnificent Bastard when the original call came in.

I want to be in. Possibly as either a sort of Anti-Hero, maybe just and Observer who occasionally jumps in the fray, or likely a Battle Butler for Rachel.

I just want to mess with everyone and play Xanatos Speed Chess whilst coming out on top, if not winning (and alive, thankyewverymuch)

How many sidekicks can one Dark Chick have?

edited 24th Jul '14 5:42:53 PM by resetlocksley

Whoa whoa whoa, I said I wanted to be a magnificent bastard at first, and I'm going back to that. nix on the Rachelservant thing. I just wanna be AMAZING at what I do.

Of course you do.

As many as they can fit in their pockets.

All of us know I'm the one to be Lady Rachel's manservant, silly Faust.

Come on, man, butler and personal bodyguard are two different things.

Can I be the completely asexual robot who refuses to work for anyone?

Then we can both have our desired roles?

Possibly. I'm still OK with not being part of Rachel's troop in this, and I don't want to be if I can't be the Magnificent Bastard. I'll do my own thing and play everyone (yeah, everyone) into what I want, even if that's not a huge thing or even a concrete finish-truth to be told, I just want the universe to not blow up.

Better idea! Konk could join the heroes as The Sixth Ranger, fighting to save Rachel, who's become Brainwashed and Crazy as The Dark Chick. Faust could then keep his role as the Magnificent Bastard and The Dragon. How about that?

edited 24th Jul '14 5:52:51 PM by TheHailStormer

WHAT ABOUT "I AM A MAGNIFICENT BASTARD" DO YOU NOT UNDERSAAAAAAAND?!

Rachel's butler, Rachel's bodyguard, Rachel's valet, Rachel's personal assistant, Rachel's Dragon, Rachel's secretary, Rachel's receptionist, Rachel's shoe polisher, Rachel's hairdresser, Rachel's sword sharpener, Rachel's protege Junior Dark Chick, Rachel's personal chef...there's like a whole movie just with all of those.

Why can't the Dragon be a Magnificent Bastard who stabs me in the back and ascends to Big Bad status?

edited 24th Jul '14 5:52:53 PM by resetlocksley

That.... Could work, I suppose.

edited 24th Jul '14 5:52:20 PM by Konkfan7

Oh my gosh. guys. it's easy. I'm not connected with her if it's gonna get too wacky. I am independent.

Faust murders me just before my Eldritch Army arrives and takes control, but with my dying breath I say the code word to destroy the Macguffin and unleash Noaqiyeum before Faust kills me completely.

Begging to be the magnificent bastard is very un-magnificent bastardy.