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That said. Both are the pinnacles of So Bad, It's Good of Fan Fiction. Along with My Immortal of course.
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I shall now resurrect this thread! Grab your wepons and give the gift of hop to everyone!
"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow!"-John Freeman
Face Time
"I can't give you my license, officer" "Why not" "BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!"
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
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How about Halo Halos In Space or Digimon savez the wrold!!1111
Both of them are hilarious :3
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Let's not forget this legendary line: "John Freeman was fraid for first time. He didnt want nothing to happen to Henry Freeman because Henry Freeman was John Freeman saw Combines start to run like monsters to humens and Henry Freeman and saw Henry Freeman and humens run like brave to Combines. John Freeman got quiet then dropped wepon and said "I have to kill fast and bullets too slow" and started killing Combines with bear hands."
"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow!"-John Freeman
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But what about these gems?
"John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here"."
"Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs."
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Sorry for DP but...
Am I the only to love the trope page for these things. I swear they're the perfect mockery of how inane, spergy and useless trope lists can be.
- Not to mention the ONE question that wasn't answered: "OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM!"
- This troper assumed that Bad Guy From The Game let it in to distract Gordon and Jimm while he stoled the isotop.
- While this troper was under the impression that Bad Guy From The Game was vaporize with the rest of the aliens in the room.
- Another possibility is that BGFTG went through the portal into the Atlantic Ocean along with henemy headquarters.
And finally, this amusing bit of derp from the FLC page:
I just like how it implies zombie goasts are in the game.
edited 27th Feb '12 7:29:32 AM by Glowsquid
Spider1
I assume a zombie goast is a person who died twice.
"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow!"-John Freeman
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Well... "Zombie Goasts" and "Headcrab Zombies" are synonamyus in the fic. I would think that's what the author meant.
(Also, I was the one who added Butt-Monkey to the QL: HTD page 
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"And The Birds and the Sun was almost down from the top of the sky."
Made even funnier in the Gmod dramatic reading. I crack up every time I see the "???".
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I miss the line "DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!" in the Gmod reading...
edited 3rd Mar '12 11:28:58 PM by AweStriker
"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "
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The visuals that accompany "HUG TOWER" never fail to amuse me.
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But this is our house!
The pants are dead.
(And then, this thread was a zombie.).
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