Tief girl with eartude
I have physics, your EMP device is impractical.
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Maid of Time
I have calculus, your physics are invalid.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Shadow of Legends
I have fire, your calculus has been solved.
edited 19th Sep '14 4:12:02 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
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I have water, your fire is extinguished
Based on what?
I have a desert, your water is invalid.
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Maid of Time
I have air conditioning, your desert is ineffective.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
I have the ability to turn off your power, your air conditioning is ineffective.
my current job
I have Experiment 221, he's got the power back.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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I've got Lilo and Stitch. Sparky's now in his one true place.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I have badly-written fanfiction. It never happened, Lilo and Nani were separated in the first movie, and Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies.
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I've got more fanfiction Anti-Magic, your wand is a piece of wood!
Tief girl with eartude
I've got Doing In the Wizard; anti-magic and magic are just science; the former is a glorified off switch which can be disabled.
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I'm Doing in the Scientist. InvertedTropes for the win!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Shadow of Legends
I have a resurrection spell, your Doing in the Scientist has been undone.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
my current job
I have Avada Kerdavra, your resurrection spell is useless.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Shadow of Legends
I have spellcheck, your incantation is useless because you said/spelt it wrong.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
I have You Tube comments, your spellcheck collapses from sheer exhaustion.
my current job
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The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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This video has been content ID'd. Sorry about that.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I just re-uploaded it altered slightly to slip past youtube's content ID thing.
"Just as planned."
I have a lawyer, your evasion is nonsense.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
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I'm the Master of Loopholes! Ain't no rule 'bout dat!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I am a judge. Your loopholes are invalid.
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
I have an EMP device, your warp drive is fried.
edited 19th Sep '14 2:32:40 PM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"