Your left index finger is a 44 magnum revolver and it went off when you started reading this sentence. What damage was done?
I'm gonna need a new phone...and keyboard...and dog
Not using my right hand anytime soon.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Aagh, my leg. I don't think I'll be walking anytime soon.
ETERNAL
-is dead because it was curled up pointing down to my chest, resting against my neck-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Blew my jaw off, it seems.
Nerdy. Weird. AWESOME.
Well, I'm gonna need to pay to repair this restauraunt's wall. And my iPod.
Hyperforce Go! http://vmkid.me/
Aaaand there goes my bottom lip.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Master of None
Entered through my left cheek and exited past my right jaw.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
My printer and speakers broke.
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
Right knee is gone.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Sega's Last Hope
Gonna need a new window and speakers...
edited 21st Jul '12 6:11:29 PM by AStrayBard
Tropers watching movies
The slot beneath my computer desk is gone. I think it shot through my keyboard, as well.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Master of None
There's a hole in the back of my recliner and the wastebasket behind it.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
Just put a hole in my floor.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Am I a weirdo?
I used to be an editor on TV Tropes. Then I took a bullet to the knee.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
no
My shoes!
edited 22nd Jul '12 1:48:23 AM by skyflower
no
Just barely missed my door. There's a hole to the right of it.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Zzzzzzzzzz
There's a hole in the bookshelf (and probably the wall behind it) behind me and to my right. The shot went over my shoulder by about an inch and a half.
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Just put a hole in my door.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Dreams of Revenge
My "t" key has been unceremoniously blasted to pieces, and a hole has been bored through the desk (and into the floor). My computer's casing may be slightly damaged. The garage may also now have an interesting new souvenir to show for this event.
Locking you up on radar since '09
Put another hole in my floor.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Nerdy. Weird. AWESOME.
My eeeeeeeear!
Hyperforce Go! http://vmkid.me/
ETERNAL
The bullet goes through my desk and into my leg, narrowly missing the groin.
The Heavy sums it up best: "Pain without end"
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Bad news I nailed my monitor and my last backup computer. Fuck.
Also I broke my Jaw because of kickback.
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
What's eatin' you, chief?
The round goes through my lower neck and ventilates my medulla and the huge tearing exit wound causes my head to hang forward limp.
Needless to say- I'm dead.
War is God.
Seven years of bad luck.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.