Cheating Death
So you still have the enchanted Zebra in your place?
You may call me Nyx.
Mweheheh
I needed him to help out with the dead Muppet, the expired potato salad and the overdue library book.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
The Absolute Madman
Don't forget your Saber-toothed zebra and your Blarney stone! Good losing!
"We be we baby!"
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. You're supposed to turn it clockwise first, then counter-clockwise.
Breath of the Sun
Er, so if I turned the Blarney Stone counter-clockwise first, would that lead to a, uh, hypothetical Leprechaun infestation? Not- not that I did.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
That depends. Were you wearing shoes with rubber soles?
my current job
No, but I was treading in spleens when he did.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
At least tell me you remembered to bring the orange soda.
Something something smithy
But... I thought the orange soda was beige colored after the termite breeding boom experiment...
Something something Arena.
Into Oblivion
No, that was the purple soda. The orange soda turned beige after the failed cloning of that kitten.
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You put that kitten in my soda?
Fly Air Madeline
No; the skin on the kitten's paw reacted with the soda in such a way as to turn it beige. It became strawberry flavored too.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
my current job
And the kitten started singing Billy Squier. Don't ask.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Into Oblivion
And the cows started mooing the Imperial March. Also don't ask.
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Could've been worse. At least this time there were no flying pigs.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Thankfully, I had kept that leg bone from that alien incursion back in Munich.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Into Oblivion
Wasn't the leg bone from Mars, though? Maybe I'm remembering wrong.
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Too old for this
That would not be surprising, what with that accident with the mindwiper that day...
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
Sorry about that. I swear all I did was ask him to make me forget that time I brought that hellhound to work. Wait... I want my money back.
my current job
Meh, beats the scam using hippogriffs.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Too old for this
Don't remind me that. I still feel sorry for how these poor mermaids fell for it.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Those mermaids tried to steal my jaeger.
Wait, how did I get the jaeger?
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
You got it from that unlocked safe in the abandoned library.
Something something smithy
Was that my abandoned library with the nooses or the abandoned library where we fought Honey Boo Boo's mother with a gravy laser?
Something something Arena.
Mutant Laser Kitten only took out the demonic hamsters.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers