Make a Quote for the Above Trope

"Yeah, we have a farm- wait, what's under our farm?!"

"Oh, and before I forget about it, there is just one more thing I'd like to mention. Two things actualy. You know what, nevermind, get a chair, it's a LOT more than just two things"

Awesome Ego

Edited by Dejayed on Apr 2nd 2024 at 3:58:19 PM

"I’m the best there is! Everyone loves me for my accomplishments and confidence."

"NO! Take that pig away from me!!"

Never Smile at a Crocodile

"Crocodiles are cold-blooded killers, man. They're apex predators that has been around since the dinosaurs!"

Was Once a Man

Edited by Oggy123 on Apr 2nd 2024 at 10:57:45 PM

"What, did you think I was a cyclops from day one?"

"Bob, as much as I appreciate your financial support to my humble shop, I would thoroughly suggest you invest those 500$ somewhere else. I don't want to explain to Alice that I was the person whom sold multiple tons of beer to you."

Xanatos Speed Chess

Edited by Dejayed on Apr 2nd 2024 at 6:57:54 PM

"It seems things didn’t work out as expected. Fortunately, I’m good at improvising my plan for situations like this."

"So after that magic potion turned Bob into a girl, why is he suddenly talking about dressing up in a ballet costume?"

Fatal Family Photo

"I'm honestly less worried about the pile of family photos, than I am worried about the pile of corpses right next to it."

The Lancer

"Normally, I'd say this is a ridiculous plan, but seeing as I'm your Number Two, I guess I have no choice but to follow."

"We don't export any of our goods to states that belong to the Commonwealth of Nations. Because our Motto is, and always will be

"What would Maximilien de Robespierre do?""

Justice by Other Legal Means

Edited by Dejayed on Apr 2nd 2024 at 7:08:54 PM

"Ronaldo may have gotten off the hook for murder, but at least he'll still get punished for tax evasion."

"Stop rescuing me Julia! I don't need your help!"

Edited by clemont107 on Apr 3rd 2024 at 9:08:56 AM

Beleaguered Bureaucrat

"Mesa give Palpatine his Clone Army so mesa work less, and yousa work more." - Jar Jar Binks

Critic Breakdown

(Raises his head sobbing) Witch & Wizard... has ruined my life... When I go outside... I can't feel the sunlight's warmth on my skin. When I eat... my food turns to ash in my mouth... My food...(Goes back to sobbing)

— Furious Literature Geek

Passing the Torch

Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Apr 4th 2024 at 1:27:59 AM

"From now on, you're in charge of running this operation, boy. Make me proud!"

"I’m sure the next thing the host says will be "Wait, There’s More!". They usually say that to get you invested in buying their product."

"Yeah, you brought this upon yourself. I don't care if you try to act like you're deserving of sympathy."

"I don't care if she is a 2 month old Orphan, she is standing in the way of the TRUUUUUUUTH!"

Moral Event Horizon

“He did it. He… killed a child. He’s a lost cause now.”

Trauma Button

"P-please don't mention bells around me. They bring back painful memories."

"Any similarities to any real life people are coincidental...except that Donald Trump-esque character. That was totally intentional."

Edited by bpants98 on Apr 12th 2024 at 4:36:39 AM

"Muhahaha, I've already paid those Youtube reviewers to make 3 hour long "Why [X] is terrible and the fandom sucks for licking it" videos on your stupid movie! With one push on this button, the critics will upload the video and then you're reputation will become worse than Tommy Wiseau's and your movie will become more mocked than Morbius (2022)! That is unless you finally admit that I'm much better that you in Every. Single. Way. So what do we say, do you want to admit your inferriority or do you want your reputation absolutely destroyed? Tick Tock, my dear rival, Tick Tock...."

Edited by jlvs200s on Apr 12th 2024 at 9:33:28 PM