Inspired by Jacksfilms’s Yesterday I Asked You series, or YIAY for short. I’m going to ask a Jacksfilms-style question, and other posters must give humorous answers. Tomorrow, I will repeat the question and give my favorite answers. I will then let another poster ask a new question, and the cycle repeats (at least) every day.
If the original poster isn’t available to give their favorite answers, another poster is free to step in and give theirs (barring their own).
I have a question for you. Describe TV Tropes in just 4 words.
Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Aug 11th 2022 at 10:10:39 AM
CG for short
You found out that your uncle killed your dad; how would you avenge your dad?
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
The Clown is in town (*he*/she/they)
By killing my uncle's dad, so that my uncle in turn kills my dad's uncle, and then i kill my uncle's dad's uncle, so then my uncle kills my dad's uncle's dad, and then i kill...
Due to unfortunate events, i will continue to exist until further notice. (also i'm fluid now)
Am I a weirdo?
Drive him crazy by slowly replacing every book in his house with a copy of Hamlet.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
"Can you see what I see?"
Run off to go hang out with Timon and Pumbaa for a couple years first.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Baby driver
Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or i could poison him, but postage doesnt cost all that much.
"You and i are a team. Nothing is more valuble than our friendship."
Boisterous woman
I think the Boondocks has my answer.
(Warning: language)
Edited by Superjohn on Mar 10th 2024 at 10:47:07 AM
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Har har har
I simply tell my uncle that, with my dad dead, he's my legal guardian now, even though I'm an adult and can care for myself. I'll give my uncle a week before he goes insane and my revenge is complete.
Edited by m-95 on Mar 11th 2024 at 10:49:58 AM
Please visit the "AITA" forum game
Lu-cha! Lu-cha! Lu-cha!
Two words: Fight Pit!
Help me. I can't get it out of my head.
SKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I mean if it's any of my uncles doing it then it's at least in character: they all hate each other and they all deserve whatever they get (this includes my dad). That said I would probably put whoever did the deed in a psychic nightmare zone for upwards of a week.
Defender of the weak, pooper of parties, fixer of typos and green links.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Depending on which side of the family, it's either going to be very easy or very hard to avenge my dad. One side has just one brother while the other has nine. I will rat them out to the police either way.
Edited by Weirdguy149 on Mar 11th 2024 at 10:40:43 AM
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Go to the police.
It's not that I don't love my dad enough to want to get revenge, but I'm a law-abiding citizen. Maybe I'll do some amateur sleuthing if he's covered his tracks well enough, but that's the limit.
Trimming the hedges, one trope at a time.
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Kill his friends, relatives, everyone he cared about, and everyone who cared about him in a disproportionate Roaring Rampage of Revenge.
Everything that lives is designed to end...
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
Tilt every painting in his house slightly.
Make sure to leave clear LEGO bricks littered around his house.
Replace his Oreo cream filling with toothpaste and replace his toothpaste with Oreo fillings.
Leave the water faucet always open slightly at night so he'll hear the water drips.
Edited by Myskywarm on Mar 13th 2024 at 2:27:20 AM
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
Clearly you've never read Hamlet.
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
zycone (Resciscor)
the поліція, of course
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
Fuse Man
I'd kill his entire family, including his lame nephew.
...wait a minute...
Prepare to diode.
"Sorry not sorry uncle, but my dick is still bigger than yours."
I'd like to apologize for all this.
Baby driver
bump
"You and i are a team. Nothing is more valuble than our friendship."
CG for short
Welp, I totally didn't forgot about this immediately after posting...
Forever ago I asked: You found out that your uncle killed your dad; how would you avenge your dad?
- By killing my uncle's dad, so that my uncle in turn kills my dad's uncle, and then i kill my uncle's dad's uncle, so then my uncle kills my dad's uncle's dad, and then i kill... - The Wrong One 41
- Drive him crazy by slowly replacing every book in his house with a copy of ''Hamlet. - Completely Normal Guy
- Run off to go hang out with Timon and Pumbaa for a couple years first. - Janky Kong
- Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or i could poison him, but postage doesnt cost all that much. - Celestewashere
- I simply tell my uncle that, with my dad dead, he's my legal guardian now, even though I'm an adult and can care for myself. I'll give my uncle a week before he goes insane and my revenge is complete. - m-95
- I mean if it's any of my uncles doing it then it's at least in character: they all hate each other and they all deserve whatever they get (this includes my dad). That said I would probably put whoever did the deed in a psychic nightmare zone for upwards of a week. - Tropers/anonymousAmethyst
- "Sorry not sorry uncle, but my dick is still bigger than yours." - FernandoLemon
Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Mar 19th 2024 at 6:15:41 AM
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
Boisterous woman
What's a weird reason for canceling a show?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
The cast got too in-character even when outside the TV screen.
Everything that lives is designed to end...
"Can you see what I see?"
Don't ask me. I'm not Netflix.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
It was so the studio behind the show could obtain a tax write-down.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Yesterday, I asked you what gamer crimes landed you in jail, to which you responded...
As for me? Hm... Trespassing, property damage, and unlawful imprisonment of spectral entities, I'd assume. Well, see you in jail, gamers!
Edited by Pogakure on Mar 10th 2024 at 1:40:42 PM
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