SCP Experiment Logs

Result: The SCP-1250-2 tape shows Alex Carter playing the game on Hard difficulty, failing with an F grade.

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Test: Same proposal as earlier, except that SCP-085 and SCP-423 are both inhabiting the exact same book, which is placed between SCP-826 (if I'm not mistaken, 085 and 423 both have the ability to travel from one document to another).

edited 30th Jul '17 10:43:52 AM by AHI-3000

Result: Denied.

"If you want to see it that badly, then write a Fanfiction."-Dr.Clef.

Test: Use SCP-1459 and Tell it to kill the puppy using "Game Of Thrones Spoilers."

“How long has it been? 23 days?”

Hey, could we try to put some more thought and effort into these test results? I don't like them to be so anti-climatic.

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Result: Error. Instead of the expected results, SCP-1459 simply bludgeoned the puppy like usual. The machine then produced an audio message:

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Test: Order a cup of "Chimpanzee DNA" from SCP-294. Put it through SCP-914 on the Fine setting. And then give it to a D-class to see if they mutate...

Result: The cup of DNA had turned into a Monkey, so we weren't able to feed it to the D-Class. We then tried it on Very Fine, and THEN fed it to a D-class. The D-class proceeded to quickly mutate into an Ape, and immedietly attacked Dr Bright, moments later Dr Bright had turned into an Ape as well. Both Dr Bright and the D-class were terminated before it could spread further, and Dr Bright was given a new body.

"Asshole! That body was awesome!" -Dr Bright

Test: Hook SCP-079 up to an arcade machine that has an unwinnable game programmed into it.

Result: SCP-079 reprograms the arcade machine so that it is able to play through and "win" the video game. But then when human test subjects tried to play it, the game was not only unwinnable again, but apparently twice as difficult as before. Also, the Game Over messages had been altered to specifically insult the players themselves.

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Test: Dr. Bright wishes to put himself through SCP-914 on the Very Fine setting.

Bump

Result: Denied. For obvious reasons.

Test: Put a jar of oatmeal raisin cookies in SCP-914 and set it to fine.

“How long has it been? 23 days?”

Result: The jar now contains oatmeal raisin cookies that are shaped like Rick Astley's head.

Test: Have SCP-682 watch all of the Nightmare on Elm Street films and have it read Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.

The League of Heroes

Result: SCP-682 seems to be very amused by all the blood and gore. However he also claimed that Freddy and Jason are amateurs compared to him when it comes to mass murder.

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Test: Give SCP-420-J to SCP-682 to see if it will make that monster calm down.

Bump

Bump

Results: [DATA EXPLUNGED]

"The thing's more stoned than 173, man!" -Dr.Rogers

Test: Item 2001 of SCP-487 is moved to the attic.

"I hope this doesn't lead to anything dangerous..." -D-487-2006

edited 20th Aug '17 7:51:16 AM by chianticat10

“How long has it been? 23 days?”

"Dr. Rogers"? You mean like Shaggy Rogers?

Result: About an hour after Item 2001 has been removed, D-487-2006 is found to have been electrocuted to death. It is not yet clear if this was a paranormal consequence of removing the item, or just a freak accident with a mundane explanation.

Test: Order a cup of amnestics from SCP-294.

edited 26th Aug '17 8:18:53 PM by AHI-3000

Result: A cup of a liquid with the same effects as a Class-B Amnestic came out.

"Well, that kinda makes things easier." -Dr.Zurita

Test: A D-class holding a DVD of Space Jam is asked to go through SCP-970 until anything changes. The DVD is played and every 100 recursions.

edited 27th Aug '17 6:15:22 PM by chianticat10

“How long has it been? 23 days?”

Result: The DVD cover now reads Jam Space. The film seems to be a significantly edited version of Space Jam.

Test: Put a bunch of SCP-420-J-using D-class through the SCP-5200-J program.

Delayed bump.

Result: None of the d-class stopped using 420-j.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PROPAGANDA SHIT?"-D-3400

Test: Put a copy of E.T for the Atari 2600 through 914 on Fine.

“How long has it been? 23 days?”

Result: SCP-914 produces a modern remake of the E.T. game for the PS 4. While objectively better than the Atari game, it's still an infamously terrible game compared to anything else.

Test: Put a sample of a random SCP through 914 on Very Fine.

Result: "Well, uhh...no comment on how the [CENSORED] we managed to get SCP-2726 inside. It's just a collection of social media posts! How on Earth dose that work?! It's a digital SCP for god sakes! " - Dr. Kai

Addendum - Long and story short, the test was aborted for the following reasons that [DATA CENSORED FOR PERSONAL REASONS] following unexpected events Dr. Kai retrieved a pink warning slip notice.

"If you do this [explictive] again, you're fired because you think you censored your own personal reasons with no actual meaning behind them, so don't do that!" - Dr. ####

Test: "Well if THAT can't work, why not my own test to see if we can bring Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and sora into our world! What? You think it's not gonna work? Well, i just changed [REDACTED FOR AN OBVIOUS REASON] so that it will definitely work this time!" - Dr. Kai.

Operation Kingdom Hearts-01-2017 - Dr. Kai will make the following preparations in order to have SCP-914 convert the hit PS 2 title Kingdom hearts though the setting on 'Very Fine'. If the item was transformed, A team of Researchers, agents, and two Mobile Task Forces (Both codenamed by the titles of 'Kingdom Key-15' and 'Chocobo-27') will explore SCP-1983 with the transformed object as a last-ditch resort if every thing goes not the way as intended.

During the exploration of the presumed neutralized SCP-1983, if there's any SCP-1983 entities appearing, a replica Kingdom Key made of pure gold and silver (The result of putting Kingdom hearts PS 2 into SCP-914, on Very Fine) will be put to use by a single Agent who is more suitable for melee combat than ranged combat. If the desired weapon passes through the entity, it is advised to sacrifice a D-class to hold the entity off and to get the entity out of its line of sight ASAP.

If the entity is too far away from the group, then they will proceed to continue exploration. If they spot a mouse-like entity or any other, observe it through Drone footage to see if it enters the desired area. If not, then through use of a video camera is needed. However, if these new entities unrelated to SCP-1983 appears, then MTF 'Chocobo-27' is instructed to pursue them, contain them for experimentation, and contain them until they are deemed safe to humanity.

If this operation was a success, the request to sent these entities unrelated to SCP-1983 will be temporary contained indefinitely until the desired time needed to be released is announced by Dr. Kai, Dr. Zurita, and Researcher ###### if it deemed safe for humanity. In the event of a containment breach is present, the time for release will be extended to a substantual amount and will be or either be terminated if they continue to misbehave.

"Okay that took way longer that it should have, but hopefully we WILL find the real Sora, Donald, and Goofy! And possibly give them autographs- Okay, i'll shut up now. Hopefully it'll definitely work as intended." - Dr. Kai, was preparing for the Operation to begin if it goes well or not.

Listen, Zamasu may have lost Goku Black during erasure but he always is alive to this very day. IMMORTALITY IS MY BITCH!

Result: TL:DR

Test: Attempt to put SCP-914 into itself. Very Fine.

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”

Result: Error: This is physically impossible. Well, we could try using an SCP that could cause something like that, but it would be way too dangerously confusing and reality-breaking to use.

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Test: Create a new SCP object that allows someone to magically create candy out of thin air.

edited 20th Oct '17 8:17:43 PM by AHI-3000

Result: The SCP has successfully been created, but the candy it makes is unsafe for consumption since everyone who eats one gets permanently turned into a classic Halloween monster with a personality to match.

Test: Make a haunted house or haunted lab complex filled with fake versions of well-known SCPs. The fake SCPs will be realistic enough to be convincing, but not enough to have paranormal effects. The name of the haunted house would be "One Week at SCP Foundation", with the official backstory to it being that the SCP Foundation was run by an evil cult of scientists that has since been abandoned for decades due to their own secrets destroying them. Just as the name says, thrill-seekers would pay to spend seven nights at the haunted house as the fake SCPs and what's left of the cultist scientists try to get them.

Just don't use any SCP that we can't safely make a fake version of to put in the haunted house. If this goes well I suggest making a website for it that contains coupons.

edited 21st Oct '17 2:13:12 AM by TheGamechanger

The League of Heroes

Result: The Halloween haunted house experiment was a success. It proved to be a fun and creative way of concealing our existence. However, there have been some worrisome rumors alleging that the O5 Council, who are a notoriously fun-hating bunch, may already be considering whether to shut down the project and even wipe the memories of all the haunted house guests.

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Test: Release a mentally ill D-class prisoner out of our custody, and allow him to post submissions to a conspiracy theorist website, telling all about his experiences as an SCPF guinea pig. Either this will provide some good plausible deniability of our existence, or we can find out what the paranoid kooks may already know about us.

edited 31st Oct '17 1:39:50 PM by AHI-3000

Bump

Result: Everybody thinks the Foundation is just a fictional organization.

Test: Put a lot of guns,ammunition,grenades,communication equipment in SCP-3008.

I hope this will make the survivors live longer. - Dr. Padilla

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