PINNACLE OF MAN
HORRIFIC NIGHTMARES FROM THE FUTURE
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
"Surrender to the Jural empire."
Wait, there's something on the back.
"... Please?"
Huh...
Long live the New Bev.
Everything's gonna happy!
A vial of poison.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
see you, space cowboy.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Arcada opens the note.
Hey! It's full of insults.
Maybe I shouldn't have accidentally stepped on that little girl's foot back then...
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Don't step on the flowers.
Oh hey, a letter from the Juralian Empire. How'd this get here?
Are you telling me a Jural is currently in my local hospital? Oh you've gotta be kidding.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
-opens letter-
Yeah, I think dying as soon as I can sounds like a terrible idea.
-crumples letter into a ball and tosses it into a wastebasket-
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Underworld Angel
-opens box-
-objects start to pour out of the box without end, filling up the house-
edited 14th Mar '17 9:15:12 PM by TheSilverShroud
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
plant
*recieves a warning, saying that they're approaching my neighbourhood and about to destroy my home*
...Well shit.
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
A bunch of research notes... about colors? Hm, interesting...
"Leftover items still have value!"
"Dear Raspy Mink, the world is in danger and we need you."
Oh, Crap! It's the Call to Adventure.
If I ignore it, will it go away? Maybe he can find someone who's better at adventuring...an actual Bad Ass hero with legit hero-ing skills?
edited 15th Nov '17 6:22:33 AM by RaspyMink
PINNACLE OF MAN
opens scroll
"...What? Not enough bamboo? Clearly this is some kind of joke"
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Dear Random Writer, congratulations on winning an all expense paid trip to Antarctica due to your lovely rendition of the great Maou-sama's past!
Wait, how do these contest people know-
Random is beaned on the head by a Juralian and placed into a sack, before being kidnapped.
plant
A parcel with a joke book full of lame puns, and a low-key warning about "not fucking with them".
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
Fly Air Madeline
The most vividly colored and iridescent greeting card I've ever seen, and lots of different paints in a huge amount of different shades. I didn't even know 'squant' and 'octarine' were primary colors in this universe!
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
The above avatar sent you something in the mail. It can be just a letter or something that was shipped to your location.
For example, if the above avatar is a cowboy, you could receive a package that contains a cowboy hat.
So, based on what you know about the above avatar, what did you get?
The League of Heroes