She/Her | inactive for now
Whoa there woman, I don’t have time to be seduced! I need to go to school!
Mind if I join you? -boom chica wow wow-
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
I don't take money. (hopefully that'll make her leave.)
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
WHAT. Either my boyfriend has some serious explaining to do, or I should be on the phone with 911 right now. Either way, This Is Gonna Suck...
Oh my god there is a dead body in my fucking bed
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Professional Professionalist
BEE! BEE! BEE! HOOOOOLY CRAP— okay, if I stay still, I won't get stung....
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
She/Her | inactive for now
AUGHHHH!
bored
Uhhhh who are you and how did you get here exactly..?
How sweet it is
Do you have better places to sleep?
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hey
wOAH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GET OUTTA HERE YA MAGICAL FAIRY CREATURE WITH STUNNINGLY BLUE HAIR
hey
Oh, Crap! I don't know what this is, but it is NOT good.
plant
...Okay...so...there is a wile animal in my bed...Um...Holy shit...*slowly walks out the room*
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
bored
Uhhh, don't you have motherly things to do or something? Anything that doesn't involve staying in my bed?
La Lézarde
(I let them stay there and leave without a word.)
"Pardon me, that extremely loud and extremely deep voice you may have just heard. It was me. Oh, it is such a long story..."
Oh, Crap! Where did you come from? Don't you need water?! This isn't a waterbed. Are you gonna bite me? Does Animal Control even handle sharks?
bored
I could freak out but honestly... Stay as long as you like, you are a welcomed fren. But maybe I should sleep on the couch now.
IT'S A TRAP!!
Room for one more?
Must be that new toy I got somehow 
Wouldn't mind the company, although I'd find it staring at me with that expression to be slightly... discomforting.
Jer gets all the girls
This is bumpy. Out! No hedgehogs here! That would be exceedingly uncomfortable.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Oh god no.
''Annihilate everything.''