see you, space cowboy.
>Do crab things.
You decide to snap your sexy claws to attract mates. Since you are every conceivable gender and a Dio Crab, all the crabs approach you looking for cute crab love.
>Run away.
You can't handle this popularity, so you book it for the door. Unfortunately, since you're a crab, you can't actually open the door. What's a sexy crab to do?
>Crabwalk.
YOU CRABWALK ON TOP YOUR PREY LIKE THE CRAB SEDUCTRESS YOU ARE!
>Be a lobster.
You shift into a lobster. Perhaps your Stand's ability is shapeshifting. It seems the crabs are no longer interested in you! Mission accomplished!
>Eat the crab closest to you.
However, one crab seems to still be interested in you. He approaches and rubs up against you.
You respond by cracking him in half and eating his insides. The crabs around you seem pretty pissed about this.
edited 18th Dec '16 11:11:24 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
>Mate with those crabs
edited 18th Dec '16 11:13:56 AM by Mhazard
>Call them names with morse-code clicking.
edited 18th Dec '16 11:12:28 AM by Almohad
The Absolute Madman
>ORAORAORAORA!
"We be we baby!"
Blitzy....
>Decide to turn all the crabs into cute crab girls in a sequence that definitely isn't a creepy fetish thing.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Cult Leader
>Dropkick the crabs into oblivion.
“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
see you, space cowboy.
>Call them names with morse-code clicking.
You insult them with your claws.
>ORAORAORAORA!
You insult them AT MAXIMUM POWER! This only pisses them off even more.
>Mate with those crabs
They are absolutely not in the mood to mate with you.
>Decide to turn all the crabs into cute crab girls in a sequence that definitely isn't a creepy fetish thing.
You decide to tell common sense to go fuck itself and use [PEPPERMINT CREAMS] to turn them all into busty, red-haired girls.
Now you're a tiny lobster in a room with a bunch of human girls that want to kill you.
>Dropkick the crabs into oblivion.
THEY'RE TOO BIG FOR THAT!
Long live the New Bev.
The Absolute Madman
>Transforming into Optimus Prime should solve everything.
"We be we baby!"
Blitzy....
>Turn human again, and then into a Shy Gal.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
PINNACLE OF MAN
>Make them love you again with the force of seduction and kindness.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Cult Leader
>Turn then into sheep.
“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
The Best Worst Psychonaut
>Give all of the sheep punny names.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
see you, space cowboy.
This game was probably a mistake on my end. I'm killing it here, sorry.
The reason is a mix of wanting to continue Dust to Dust and not have this overshadow it, and it just being too silly even for me.
I really hate killing a game so early, but I can't keep up with this.
Long live the New Bev.
The Absolute Madman
Shit, man. So soon?
"We be we baby!"
see you, space cowboy.
Yeah, so soon. If one of you guys want to continue this, you're completely welcome to. I just won't be a part of it.
Long live the New Bev.
Former Human
>Hostile Show Take Over I am incredibly sorry for all that. But, I am your host now. Would you like to start over from the beginning?
edited 21st Dec '16 8:31:20 AM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
*Vague plotting intensifies*
>No! I attack the game master!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Former Human
>Attack the gamemaster Ouch...
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
> No! Let's keep going, and by "keep going", I mean "Leeroy Jenkins right into whatever danger lies ahead"!
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
My son is a dumbass
>Punch the ground and cry like a little bitch.
>Look into the sky and yell at the top of lungs
> Go for a Full-Frontal Assault.
edited 21st Dec '16 9:20:06 AM by Mhazard
Former Human
>keep going.
Ok.
>Punch the ground and cry like a bitch
>Look up at the sky and yell at the top of your lungs
You end up punching one of the many crabs in the room. After that, you proceed to squawk like some little kid who got his candy stolen.
Wow... Somebody has been watching too many Tarzan movies... Anyways, you proceed to fight with no armor on. And That's Sick.
edited 22nd Dec '16 1:46:23 PM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
>Eat the crab closest to you.
“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”