The Best Worst Psychonaut
'Kingpin o' the animal underworld', huh? Then how come I ain't heard o' ya, furballs? I hope y'don't go around introducin' yo' ass like that to all the other self-proclaimed 'kingpins' in this city.
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Actually, yeah. Think I dressed up as 'im for some con ol' Nicky was runnin' at a video game... con.
edited 6th May '17 2:10:55 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
The Flame's Salvation
see you, space cowboy.
Hey, is that a head or a mask? Pretty cool mask if that's what it is!
Al... Revis?
Oh dear, I think I made a wrong turn or something... where is this?
edited 6th May '17 12:37:49 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Mila
Well now, aren't you a bit young to be studying at Al-Revis Academy?
I... I guess. It's been so long since I've seen another human, I'd nearly forgotten you guys see me as "cute".
edited 7th May '17 9:33:50 AM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more often
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
Can... Can I pet you?
I'm a mercenary, not a gun runner. Try someone else.
No, wait. Why don't you just hire me instead?
edited 7th May '17 6:53:00 AM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
"I DEMAND YOUR HUMAN WAR PARTS! I mean, hello. I am a perfectly normal human wormbaby who wants to look at the GLORIOUS YET INFERIOR war technology parts, due to my American heritage. Gotta get me some guns to fight everyone who meddles with Democracy and Muricas interests, ya know."
"Can I see em?"
"NOPE!"
edited 7th May '17 12:14:59 PM by RandomWriter413
Have you heard of the cutest magical girl in the world, whose name is Miki Sayaka-san?
You can give it a try, if you're a Magical Girl yourself...
edited 8th May '17 12:14:14 AM by Mhazard
So a little white furball acquaintance of yours claims you are having some problems with some terrorists you call witches.
it just so happens that we are a group that can solve any problem and slay any foe, all at a bargain of a price!
so do you want to face this evil alone?...
. . or do you want to call in the reinforcements that could put every so called witch that conspires against you in a body bag!?
we are friezas elite squadron. the furball already as a work contract drafted so we just need your ok then we'll sign away and end your witch problem once and for all!
FOR!
WE!
ARE!
THE!
all:GYNU FORCE!
We are living weapons! blows up a mountain with a crusher ball.
edited 8th May '17 12:17:50 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
Where are your weapons? Don't tell me you guys fight barehanded.
Um, sure. Thank you.
edited 7th May '17 11:53:50 PM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Mila
So long story, but I've got some ice cream over here that's probably going to melt pretty soon. Want some?
Oh, sure, but why the gloves—
Mila remembers her past electric incidents and goes into a funk
I guess it's for the best...
edited 7th May '17 11:53:37 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more often
Braids From S286 Not Included
You're so cute! Can I give you a hug? Wait, let me get my rubber gloves first...
Awww, sure thing! (squee)
edited 8th May '17 8:47:35 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
see you, space cowboy.
Can I hug you? I can feel the love radiating offa ya!
Oh nothing much... just my superpowered best friends!!
edited 9th May '17 6:49:08 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Tell me something happy
D—> What are you 100king at that makes you so e%cited
:33 < is it something purrty?
D—> I 100k upon all beasts with admiration, yes
D—> Their STRONGNESS and beauty are qualities I use to inspire myself to e%cellence, regardless of how 100dicrous that may seem to my peers
:// < i'm not sure that's what she meant by "that way", equius...
D—> What else c001d she mean
X(( < 33rrrrr...
edited 12th May '17 11:03:10 AM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Equius, do you really like us... that way? (Shudders)
Being joyful is being surrounded by your friends whom you know will always be there for you. Also, taking care of such cute critters makes me happy, too.
edited 14th May '17 8:44:17 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
After all these years alone, I've forgotten: what's it like to be joyful?
Alas, my puppets have been missing for years. I just couldn't find them...
edited 10th May '17 3:28:57 PM by TropesForever
Ooh, you do puppet shows? Can you make the puppets beat the living daylights out of each other?
Max, I think we already see enough action in our line of work.
To be honest, Max and I haven't really had a case since 2010. We've just been going around, waiting for our next assignment. But if this person is giving you trouble, we'll see what we can do about it.
Preferably something involving heavy weaponry and tons of screaming!
edited 10th May '17 1:20:53 PM by DrNoPuma
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Mila
So like, what are you investigating here?
Yeah, are ya gonna arrest Flay for messing with us? That bastard could use some comeuppance!
What, are ya coming on to me or something? I'd be flattered, if I wasn't so disgusted.
Like, I agree with him, but at the same time thanks. I'm glad someone notices how much better he looks when I get a hold of his hair.
edited 10th May '17 10:25:44 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more often
see you, space cowboy.
Hey, who did your hair? It's nice.
Thanks, but no thanks. Office policy says I can't leave on work hours.
edited 10th May '17 8:12:08 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.How would you like to join me for... dinner?
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
see you, space cowboy.
Hey, can you come out of the bed there? Not very productive use of your time.
He's an... eccentric person. He always talks in weird references and stuff, makes it hard to understand him sometimes. I'm sure he means well, though. Just a bit kooky is all.
edited 15th May '17 8:24:15 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
What's your boss like?
Better than this guy.
I WAS ASKING HER.
The one holding me in his claws is 25% corrupt already. The system claims I'm 85% corrupt, but I don't feel corrupt.
edited 15th May '17 10:01:16 AM by RandomWriter413
PINNACLE OF MAN
Can robots be driven mad?
Why, definitely not. I am a Moon Rabbit, after all.
edited 15th May '17 10:02:18 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
Those ears are fake, aren't they?
Champion Corp isn't like other companies... In fact I think most of the things we do are illegal. It isn't fun.
... and yes, you can pet me.
edited 15th May '17 12:00:24 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Braids From S286 Not Included
How's business management doing for you? I opened two more boutiques in Canterlot and Manehattan, and while there were a few mishaps in the management at first, they're going just swimmingly!
Can I pet you?
Besides owning three successful boutiques across Equestria, my friends and I saved it several times with style!
And now that the Crusaders and I have earned our cutie marks, many colts and fillies are now flocking to us and asking for help with theirs!
edited 17th May '17 7:23:33 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Mindless, fervent green bug... and you say your people have conquered countless planets?
edited 6th May '17 12:35:22 PM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.