Make yourself a Superhero!

Step 1: Go to here.
Step 2: Click on random page 3 times.
Step 3: Post what you got, and if you want, general description of what you are going to do with your new found abilities. You should also give a very brief description of each power, unless they are pretty obvious.
I'll guess I'll start it off!

1st power: Amusement Park Monarchy. The power to create, shape, and manipulate everything within an amusement park. Starting off strong here...
2nd power: Life-Force Weapons. I can make weapons out of nothing by shaping life-force. Much cooler.
3rd power: Slime Bullet Projection. I can fire bullets made of slime... Sure, why not!

I guess I would go build an amusement park and protect it with my weapons. I don't even have to pay for the rides or food! I'll get rich!

edited 13th Sep '16 7:33:05 PM by Skiller2

1: Temporal Protection: user's mind is immune to alterations in the time stream, allowing them to retain memories of prior timelines before the alterations when others may not. They'll notice if someone time travels to the past or someone rewinds time to the point the event will occur.

2: Absolute Storage: user can manipulate everything that has something to do with storing, imprisoning, binding, sealing, etc. anything or anyone without any limitations of time, amount or mass

3: Enhanced Ability Learning: User can replicate/manifest/learn/master any powers/abilities intuitively, and utilize and enhance the powers to the highest peak in their potential and even push them beyond their limit and transcend them into a higher state just by learning how far it can really go. They can either copy the powers from others or by training oneself and manifest the desired ability.

So, I'm able to point out time anomalies, Have massive Hammerspace out of any object, and learn and copy any ability that my enemy has. I like it!

"We be we baby!"

I envy your powers! Anyway, let's see what I get...

1. Weapon Combination: Ability to fuse different weapons into one.
2. Magic Aura: Ability to surround yourself in magical/elemental energy.
3. Slime Manipulation: Ability to manipulate slime, ooze, and goo.

I guess I'd live in a swamp and become one with the swamp's water and muck. For weapons, I'd find big sticks lying around and combine them into even bigger sticks.

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."

Here goes!

1.Roboticization. The ability to turn people into robots. This will be... Interesting...

2. Size Enhancement. The ability to grow in size. A classic.

3. Slender Man Physiology. The ability to turn into the Slender Man. Well... This will not end well.

Generic Mad Scientist Villain... But with a dangerous twist...

I really enjoyed that. I am going to do this again soon.

“How long has it been? 23 days?”

1. Aquatic Respiraition: The user can breathe in both water and air and are capable of staying underwater as long as they like and reemerge ready to breathe oxygen again.
2. Cosmic Radiation Evolution Manipulation: The ability to manipulate evolution via cosmic radiation.
3. Artificial Godhood: The ability to have an artificial deity's powers.

I'll go fly around space and evolve random species for fun.

1: medium ship: Power to perceive and communicate with spirits and those who are in the afterlife

2: valley manipulation: Power to manipulate the valleys and everything in them

3: Radiation infusion: The power to infuse radioactivity into objects (usually a weapon), beings, or powers

So, I'm a medium who controls the valley and is radioactive? Ok...

"We be we baby!"

1. Water attacks- the power to release/use water for various attacks.

2. Spirit World Lordship- having domain over the realm of spirits.

3. Power Manifestation- representing a certain concept of force.

Okay then, put the pieces together...

I'd make a good final boss. "Everything returns to water!

edited 15th Sep '16 4:46:13 AM by BlizzardeyeWonder

Oh look, a ghost!

• Multiversal Recreation: "The power to recreate the multiverse from its beginning state in any way the user wishes." OH SWEET!
• Absolute Law Manipulation: "The ability to have absolute control over all of laws... The user has the power to make, change, destroy or redefine any/all kind of rule/law, including physical, scientific, magical, divine, metaphysical or conceptual, granting them control over all limits, including their own." OH SWEET!
• Ink Manipulation: "The power to manipulate ink." Wait, what?

So basically, I'm a God who for some reason has the ability to manipulate ink. Can I use my Absolute Law Manipulation here?

edited 15th Sep '16 5:18:01 AM by SantosLHalper

• Life Infusion- Infuse life into objects, beings or powers.
• Damage Empowerment- Become more powerful from damage
• Imperceptibility- Be completely undetectable.

So I'm some sort of stealthy medic would be able to kick ass if I ever get hit?

edited 15th Sep '16 5:22:06 AM by TheFarmboy

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!

Let's do this again!

• Patience Empowerment: Ability to gain strength from patience.
• Physical Godhood
• Food Entity Creation: Ability to create beings out of food.

I am now a god who lays around doing nothing with food monsters! Two of my powers may sound stupid, but don't forget, I'm still a physical god!

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."

1. Sound Amplification Field: User can generate a field that amplifies all sound inside of it.
2. Air Infusion: The power to infuse air/wind into objects (usually a weapon), beings or powers.
3. Multiple Voices: The ability to have more than one voice.

I would be a super villain called 'The Screamer' where I create a Sound Amplification Field around my foe before infusing my voices with air and screaming at them.

Frigokinetic Invisibility: Okay. I live in california. Invisible while in snow is useless to me…

Enhanced Copies: Okay, this might be useful if they don't rebel.

Razor hand: Okay, I am a living weapon now.

I guess I'll have to move to the arctic and start up a race of Abominable Snowmen now, invisible, deadly, and constantly multiplying.

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1.Heart Restoration: The power to restore/return hearts to others.
2.Projected Thermography: The user can imprint marks/writing onto surfaces without the need of tools.
3.Addictive Contentment: The user can cause other beings to develop immense, even addictive emotional attachments to either themselves or others.

I would go around messing up relationships with my 2nd and 3rd powers, then mend their broken hearts with the 1st.

Genetic Mutation: User's powers are from a direct result of mutations that can be either artificial or natural.

Warping Speed: power to move at extreme speed without physical motion.

Resurrection Bless: The ability to resurrect someone as well as blessing them.

I'm a mutant who moves extremely fast and resurrect fallen comrads. Very cool!

"We be we baby!"

1. Singularity: The ability to resist being mimicked, copied or replicated. Well, at least I won't have to worry about any shapeshifters or imposters.

2. Speed Calling: The ability to grant enhanced speed and agility to oneself or others. Not bad, definitely better than super speed you can't turn off, and I can give it to anyone I feel like!

3. Spirit Magic: The ability to use magic that revolves around spirits. Oh, magic! Neat.

I guess I'm a super-fast sorcerer who summons eldritch spirits and is so unique he can't be duplicated. Sounds like kind of a lump sum Power Born of Madness, but awesome nonetheless.

edited 20th Sep '16 4:05:47 PM by TheGreatUnknown

1. Miming: Ability to create effects based on the event or action acted out by the user.
2. Enhanced Archery: Excellent skills with a bow and arrow.
3. Cloudportation: Ability to teleport via clouds.

I'm a Magical Clown who can shoot invisible arrows!

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."

Psammokinetic Immunity: Can't be hurt by sand

Spell Reflection: Right back at ya, wizard.

Reality Recreation: WHAT

Fuck all that noise, Imma be a Demiurge now. I will make universes where nobody can even fathom the possibility of harming me with anything but what is mentioned in scripture. "Thus did the Demiurge speaketh, 'I hate sand. It's so coarse and it gets everywhere'" Then I'll just recreate everything on a whim, such as if I need to pay a bar bill.

edited 28th Sep '16 1:27:11 PM by MaxwellDaring

How do you get hurt by sand? Does Psammokinetic Immunity just mean it doesn't sting if it blows in your eyes? Or that you don't suffocate if you get buried in it?

Anyway ...

Night Empowerment: "The power to become stronger (more athletic, durable, etc.) during the night." All right ... I wouldn't have to change my sleep schedule too drastically.

Insect Breath: "The ability to generate live insects from within oneself and project them out of one's mouth." Wha ...? I bet no one but villains ever gets given this power. Hm, can I control what species these insects are? Do they, like, take the form of whatever varieties of insects live in the area I'm currently in? I could partner with an entomologist and give him an easy way to get specimens! Of course sorting out the millions of types would be a pain. But eventually, by moving into the right area, I could spew exactly the genus he'd wanted to study for decades.

And I ... can spew more bugs at night or something ...

Life-Force Merging: "User has the ability to bond their body with any other person, essentially turning into an exo-suit over them. If user bonds with anyone with powers of their own, their combined powers are multiplied." Wh? Um ... well, I could merge with this entomologist dude and have his knowledge and be able to identify more of the species of bugs I spit out (not all or half or a quarter of them, nobody knows that much, but anyway).

I'm not particularly interested in insects, and this doesn't look particularly superheroic, but how much can you do with these powers? I'm not gonna go the Batman route and breathe bugs at criminals because they are a cowardly and weak-stomached lot, or whatever.

Temporal Matter Selection: "The ability to move matter and objects from one time period to another." So I can take, I don't know, my TV, and transport it to the Jurassic Period? Maybe I can make a bunch of records of random shit and transport them to the future.

Computer Physiology: "The user is, can become or use the attributes of an A.I making their mind completely digital, capable of much more objective thought and suppressing/removing their emotions." So I can turn my brain into a computer if I want. I wonder if I get a robotic voice with it?

Malefic Attacks: "The power to release/use malefic energy for various attacks." Basically, I can use evil energy for attacks. Sounds cool, but doesn't really have anything to do with my other powers.

Oh, I know what I would do! I would be a superhero, using my computer brain for smarts and suck all the evil out of the villain and shoot them with it with my Malefic Attacks. Then I would write about how awesome I am and my triumphs of villains and send them to the future generations.

Animancy: Utilize magic revolving around the life-force.

Molecular Deceleration: Slow down molecules of an organism and object.

Body Manipulation: Manipulate any aspect of bodies

So..... I can slow down people as I use nature around me and use my arms to create weapons to attack?

edited 28th Sep '16 5:27:18 AM by TheFarmboy

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!

Imperceptibility: You can't see me, my time is now

Face Manifestation: what

Cryokinetic Blade Construction: ...

Okay, so I am a many-faced invisible specter who can stab people with ice swords. I can dig it.

Greed Manipulation: The power to manipulate greed.

Slime Manipulation: The ability to control ooze, slime, and goo.

Air Touching: The power to use the air like it was a solid surface

So i'm a dude who can cause greed and control slime and walk on air. I sound like a Captain Planet villain.

"We be we baby!"

I got...

Enegylock Manipulation: The power to manipulate energy outside of the universe or Reality.

Flowmotion: The ability to fluidly move around both in and out of combat.

Teleportation Strike: The ability to teleport one's strike to an opponent from a distance.

So I'm a Reality Warper jumping master? Awesome.

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"

Big Rip Inducement: The power to induce a Big Rip. Variation of Universe Destruction.

Whip Generation: The ability to create whips.

Soil Empowerment: The power to gain strength from dirt/soil.

So...I'm guessing I'm an incarnation of Gaia's Vengeance or something, with plant vines and the ability to destroy the universe if I get too annoyed?

1st Power: Electrokinetic Web Creation: The power to create webs that are made out of electricity.

2nd Power: Solar and Lunar Embodiment: The user is the personification of both the sun and the moon, granting them limitless or near-limitless control over them.

3rd Power: Tachyon Mimicry: The user is granted the ability to turn their whole body in tachyon particles at will, allowing them to travel faster than light. One curious effect is that, unlike ordinary particles, the speed of a tachyon increases as its energy decreases. As such, were the user's power to be drained through another superpower or otherwise, the user's speed would allegedly increase.

As the literal embodiment of both the sun and moon who's capable of travelling faster than light...and create electrowebs for some odd reason, I'd travel the world, prevent tsunamis and droughts, and occasionally trap crooks/thieves/assholes in shock nets.