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So how has your day been?

Um...I don't know. I think I've heard people talking about me a lot more often, but I don't know if that's a good thing...should I be happy about that?

edited 21st Oct '16 5:38:16 PM by kablammin45

How has looking like pikachu been going for you?

I'm the nicest AI you'll ever see

edited 21st Oct '16 5:39:37 PM by Thefeeding

Are you good or evil?

I'm guessing you mean Katz. XD That is absolutely none of your business.

edited 22nd Oct '16 10:51:12 AM by DrNoPuma

Why are you evil? Did your previous owners abuse you?

Yes, and I'd wish she'd stop!

Well, she made fun of my wealth...

edited 23rd Oct '16 8:03:07 AM by hamza678

Isn't that kinda a violation of personal space?

Quite well, I'm pleased to say. Of course, Clover could apply herself a bit more in her academics, but I've...erm...been informed that part of her life is none of my concern. Er, repeatedly.

edited 22nd Oct '16 11:46:25 PM by Murataku

So how's it going with the girls, Jer?

I just cracked a yolk! Geddit geddit? Huh huh?

edited 23rd Oct '16 12:35:26 AM by TroperNo9001

What are you smiling for?

It's great, actually. I get all the best parking spaces and the ladies love the cane.

edited 23rd Oct '16 12:49:22 AM by Avenuewriter

Yo, so what's it like having a crappy leg, ey? : D

Charlie's Angels? I don't know, I don't believe I'm familiar with the program.

Huh? Then what was that show we caught you watching that time you stayed over a few days?

Ah, well, that, that was...

You were up at midnight watching it. When you heard us came in you nearly broke the remote you hit the off button so fast.

Erm, I don't recall. Next question, please!

edited 23rd Oct '16 4:49:17 AM by Murataku

What do you guys think of Charlies Angels?

Haha! That's an interesting idea, though I personally don't really like doing jobs that require gunnery skills. That's Shadow's thing. Besides, I don't know much about these guys' friends.

Come on, that's one hell of a crazy idea. Like it'd ever work!

We already have Winston, so Sonic here wouldn't be out of place. After all, we could always use more heroes!

edited 23rd Oct '16 6:53:37 AM by DarkDestruction

Have you guys ever considered switching around jobs for a day? (For example, Tracer joins the RED team, Scout becomes the new leader of Team Sonic, and Sonic joins Overwatch?)

Of course! He appeared to me in a dream! He helped me realize how selfish I had been as a ruler, and now I am a changed man!

edited 23rd Oct '16 8:51:55 AM by DrNoPuma

So, do you know what Klonoa is?

WHAT'S A BONER? IS IT ANOTHER NAME FOR BONE? BECAUSE MY BROTHER LOVES MAKING BONE JOKES. I WISH HE'D STOP.

edited 23rd Oct '16 9:07:41 PM by hamza678

Are you always the butt of boner jokes? If so that must be hard.

Where do you think Naomi got the inspiration? -wink-

edited 23rd Oct '16 9:09:28 PM by Avenuewriter

Dr. Gregory House, what is your opinion on the Gregory House?

... You have 5 seconds to recall that previous statement.

edited 23rd Oct '16 9:09:42 PM by BaconZorp

How do your eyes see without irises?

You mean my adventures with Elise? Yeah, I'd rather not talk about it. Next question!

What's so bad about it that you're keeping your mouth shut?

D.Va once told me about it -snickers- she said it involved-

NEXT QUESTION!

edited 23rd Oct '16 10:04:31 PM by DarkDestruction

What do you think of Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)?

SPAGHETTI, OF COURSE. I LOVE MAKING IT, AND PEOPLE LOVE EATING IT. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME.

edited 23rd Oct '16 9:12:17 PM by hamza678

Papyrus, what's your favorite food?

Not really a pun that I made myself, but realizing that Radius Ulna Humerus, the Friz's mechanic, had a name that would make a certain skeleton really laugh! I laughed so hard that my face is stuck like this!

edited 24th Oct '16 7:10:33 AM by TroperNo9001

What was the greatest pun you've made yet?

What do you mean? I'm just a kid.

edited 24th Oct '16 6:35:13 AM by BaconZorp

So what do you do for a living?

Scout and I first met on the battlefield! -grins-

Yeah, yeah, your stickybomb trick was real cute. -eyerolls-

And I met them while I was in Station Square. Can't really remember the details, but long story short, we now hang out when we don't have stuff to do or people to deal with.

edited 24th Oct '16 7:07:15 AM by DarkDestruction

How did the three of you first meet?

We didn't realise that humans rust like we do. We were never to-told about it, after-r all.

We'll see if we can fix the rust, but if we can't... Weeeell, there'll always be more humans out there to join us!

edited 24th Oct '16 7:00:12 AM by whizzerd

Your gambit to escape by becoming a guy's innards is good and all, but do you realize that the body you are inside of will rot and a lot of people will realize that you are not actually a human being?

Water? I mean, we do often fail to avoid lasers- damn you, Chargeman Ken!- but hydrogen and oxygen are omnipresent in the universe. If we weren't immune to that, then we would not exist.

edited 24th Oct '16 7:26:00 AM by arcada188

How would you feel if the Jural race had a Weaksauce Weakness, like, say for example, water?

How's the knight gonna rescue you if you're already dead? What would he be rescuing you from?

Uh... Not really, no.

edited 24th Oct '16 9:59:39 AM by BaconZorp

Do you ever feel like your eyes are too big?

Oh, those two. I left them a very long time ago and I think I'm all the better for it. They were not fun to be around in hindsight.

edited 24th Oct '16 10:10:11 AM by kablammin45

What is your opinion on Mouser and Wart?

He murdered my friends! He murdered my sisters in cold blood... I'll never forgive him!

edited 24th Oct '16 11:02:35 AM by arcada188

What annoys you the most about Ken?

Whatta you talkin' about?! I hate that stupid puffball more than I can say!

This is the anime version of Dedede, where he goes through Adaptational Villainy. As for Dedede in the games, he started out evil, but has turned good recently.

edited 24th Oct '16 11:23:33 AM by DrNoPuma