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What would you do over the next 20 years?

(What movie? Oh... that movie. Well, I got 18 kg of cheese, so it's all fine)

edited 25th Aug '17 9:02:58 AM by arcada188

So, what do you think of that 90s movie about you and your buddy?

Why did you go crazy? You should lay down on the drugs.

Susan: What? That's just an highlight from the art style. Bebe: Both I and Susan have green eyes! Mine are almost black, while Susan's are sorta greyish.

edited 25th Aug '17 2:41:48 PM by KaikoMikkusu

What's with your eyes? They look awfully... rainbow colored.

There are no restrictions on the powers of a Mana. If you wish for something, it will come true, as long as it is what your heart desires. My power is honest, after all.

edited 25th Aug '17 10:25:23 AM by Cabe_Bedlam

Do you have any limits for your wish-granting power? (You know, no making people fall in love, no killing anybody, no bringing back people from the dead?)

Well...they're a really neat looking and I know a few nice ones. If you ask me, Salamence looks really cool. It'd be pretty cool to be one of those.

W-What do you mean by that first part? Oh gosh, you mean like giving someone a hug, right? If so, then yeah, I'd cover anyone goo that way..

edited 26th Aug '17 11:53:31 AM by kablammin45

Do you have anyone you want to cover in goo? I mean, what do you do think of other dragon types?

-slowly starts stabbing-

edited 25th Aug '17 3:04:32 PM by CyberController

Uh... what are you planning to do with that knife?

"Um... No idea exactly how long but must be longer than most cats, right?"
"Yeah... you don't see these kinds of cats a lot"

edited 25th Aug '17 12:28:35 PM by Zanreo

How long would you say those cats are?

...?

Yes, I think it's safe to assume I'm not the only person named "Beverly" on the planet. That's a pretty easy conclusion to come to.

edited 25th Aug '17 2:17:32 PM by BaconZorp

Which number Beverly are you? It's up to something like 9 now, isn't it?

All of Them.

edited 25th Aug '17 2:19:12 PM by TropesForever

So... which God did you tick off to end up like that?

It only hurts your sanity.

edited 25th Aug '17 2:30:53 PM by TotallyNotAnAlien

Does being like that...hurt?

Oh gosh, you really mean that? If you do, then yes! (hug!)

edited 26th Aug '17 11:53:21 AM by kablammin45

Need a hug?

Technically, I'm not really a spider, mister... I guess whichever toymaker made me didn't know how many eyes they have.

edited 26th Aug '17 6:22:49 AM by DrNoPuma

Uh, don't spiders usually have eight eyes?

Let's hope so. I've still got Pants to find and a world to save, and hey, maybe Big might actually help out this time, eh?

Tiny gives his brother an awkward smile, but Big is silent. He'll come around eventually, just wait.

edited 25th Aug '17 5:12:14 PM by Tre

Think you'll ever get a Sequel Adventure to End All Sequel Adventures?

Of course I have. How else would I be talking to you?

edited 25th Aug '17 5:32:15 PM by BaconZorp

Have you ever heard of TV Tropes?

No one, we're a democracy!

edited 26th Aug '17 2:17:37 PM by TropesForever

Which of you is the leader?

Tired of being lazy?? How could- Bite your tongue!

edited 26th Aug '17 3:29:45 PM by Murataku

Ever get tired of being lazy all the time?

If I made it sound as though I switch bodies with someone every day then I apologize. It's only every so often that it happens to my family and I, and it certainly doesn't happen often enough for us to worry about losing our sense of who we are.

At least, not yet...

edited 26th Aug '17 4:47:21 PM by kablammin45

Wait, are you saying that you experience a Body Swap on a regular basis? I mean, I know it wears off, but aren't you worried about eventual Loss of Identity?

It fits just slightly over my brow, and my ears help hold it in place.

edited 27th Aug '17 7:30:41 AM by TheGreatUnknown

How does your crown stay on your head? Tried to put one on my dog and it just kept slipping off.

   T͏h҉ey are͟ ̶Ou͏r ̕f͠l͘ésh̕.̶ ҉Th̶ey͜ ͝wi͜ll ̧j͢o͡in Ús o̢ǹę ̨d͢a͞y.͞   

edited 27th Aug '17 10:34:55 AM by AceTrainerEli

Ever get tired of being repeatedly killed by the Tenno?

Of course they're quiet, quiet and sweet! Sweet, fresh, Gendarran apples for sale!

Listen, recruit, just play along! What part of secret organization doesn't make sense?

edited 27th Aug '17 1:51:43 AM by Cabe_Bedlam

Apples, huh? But... aren't apples usually quiet?

Oh, me and the others teamed up to form the Urotanders a while back... it feels great being a hero! Especially when there's so many opportunities to win...

edited 27th Aug '17 9:22:51 PM by Zanreo

When did the Vocaloids become a Super Sentai team? :D

... Eye shadow? What are you talking about?

edited 28th Aug '17 5:33:31 PM by burinnu

What kinda eyeshadow is that?

Why would I when I have this delicious Oowada™ Butter?

It's Mondo-licious!™

edited 27th Aug '17 7:02:52 PM by BaconZorp

Do you ever eat normal butter?

”You see, mortal, it is to suppress my otherworldly powers. Should they be released... the entire world will suffer an intense calamity!”

Take his words with a grain of salt,

edited 27th Aug '17 7:03:57 PM by Psychedelicate

Why is your left arm bandaged like that?

I like candy, duh! Heheheh!

edited 27th Aug '17 7:07:04 PM by DrNoPuma