Can't say I have. Although your body language tells me you're absolutely terrified of him.
Would you?
Long live the New Bev.Would I what?
What method of suicide is your favorite?
Wiping yourself from reality.
If you could change one thing about your world, what would that be?
I am the most important being in the universe, and yet...I am worthless... Just... Like... You.We would change the people so that they would stop hurting us.
I wonder, does it make you a ba-bad person if you hurt someone who's hurt you?
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGobDo you...all...mean in self-defense? No.
Why does everyone keep hitting on me?
No idea! Just ignore 'em, they're no good anyways!
Hey you?
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"Yeah? Whatchu callin' me for?
How do I get more cash so I can buy me more monsters?
Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!you could probably visit us. we never really figured out currency, so everything's crazy cheap.
ever wanted someone to just shut up?
Long live the New Bev.Well, no. None that I can remember. If anything, most people wants me to shut up!
Do you want to hear the tale of one of my grand adventures? It won't take long, I promise!
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingHeck yeah, sounds really fresh!
Want to hear about the time I saved Inkopolis? Keep it a secret, alright?
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"Sure. If nothing else, I can always annoy Aquaman with the story later.
Tell me...I bet you have a lot of valuables...just where do you keep them, mm?
Oh, in the ruins of my destroyed town. Almost all of it was already stolen by bandits. Bit slow on the draw there.
Ever seen a ghost?
Long live the New Bev.I don't believe in such things.
Do you like making business deals?
edited 28th Oct '16 10:42:37 AM by DrNoPuma
Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!"Of course! We all do our part around here, and realize that team cohesion is a very important thing."
"Say, mind telling us where you're at? Me and some of my employees would like to take a business excursion!"
We are in a town. It is above ground, and there are a lot of people here. For all that we were rented out, we were never blessed with our location's name.
Do you like being out, in the sun? It's so bright, up there in the sk-sky!
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGobOh heck yes, I love being outside! The Splatfests, Turf Wars... So awesome!
Ever seen a game of turf wars before?
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"I've participated in many 'turf wars', citizen, but I can assure you it is not a game.
We at the BMPCS have been receiving reports of a new variety of vermin that only exists online: cyber-vermin. Would you happen to know about this?
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."I'm not sure, but I haven't seen any in my cyberspace. It doesn't connect anywhere, yet it somehow feels infinite.
TNA, does that sound strange to you?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Not at all! I've heard an exceptionally strong magus can create something like that. What's the term again? It's... Something something Marble, I guess.
You know what, I want to hear about your stories. Surely you've done interesting things before, right?
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingI'll say! I've travelled to all sorts of dream worlds, and saved them from all sorts of nightmares! I haven't had any adventures lately, but I have a feeling that's going to change soon! See my signature.
Do you ever wonder who you really are? What your true purpose in this world is?
Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!I'm an orangutan. All I want is to have a good life - Lord DIO promised me lots of food, money and an entire harem of human girls that I can mate with any time I want! Now, to see if that's true...
That "Pet Shop" bird is pretty cold. Have you ever come across a bird that can and has killed lots of poor schmucks?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Well we got harpies. But they don't kill, straight up rape ya. You gotta be careful where I live.
What are you the most scared of?
edited 29th Oct '16 7:58:14 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Scared? As king, I fear nothing.
Would you like to see my glorious factory?
Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!"I'd absolutely love to."
"Would you be willing to join a regime that promises to purge everything that opposes it's interests?"
Lonely? Listen up, kiddo. People exist for no other reason than for you to use them to your advantage!
Y-you haven't seen a black and yellow wolf kid around here, have you? Not that I can't handle him.
Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!