see you, space cowboy.
For science, obviously!
Do I look untrustworthy to you?
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Yes, you seem suspicious...
(Mirai does a careful yet goofy-looking inspection.)
Hmmmm, I can trust you since you seem so much like Riko.
Hey! I am not like this weird girl at all!
You're right; let me fix that. (pulls out her magic wand) Cure Up Rapapa! A pair of glasses for Riko-chan! 
(glasses appear on Riko's face)
Totally like her, mofu~! 
(Cue comedic Cross-Popping Veins) Mi-rai...! 
Haa!~
TNA, what excites you a lot?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
The shattered dreams of children, the deaths of everyone around me, and the fact that I will rule the galaxy!
Would you like to play my little game?
82123
Ehh, no thanks. I've got my own. -pulls out Reality Boy-
Anyone know where I can find new batteries for this thing?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
There's a Beast Buy just down the street. Tell 'em Al sent you. He didn't, but what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
Running low on lollipops, need some more. Anyone want a special flavor? I can share, kiddos.
Ugh! Are you serious? I am the evil queen of Caketown, soon to be evil queen of the world! I don't care about stuff like that!
...Actually, can I have cherry, please?
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Transcender of Gender
I don't think we have any cherry in our... Hold on, I'll nip out and buy some!
Wait, Yama... he's gone. Um... a-are sweet foods your favourite kind..?
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
Well, if you count grapes as sweet, then yes. I do enjoy those.
What's your favorite Television Channel?*
* sponsored by MTT
edited 2nd Sep '16 6:46:22 AM by RandomWriter413
Why watch TV when you can watch a performance in the Big Top... then become part of the show? Hahahaha!
Why does everyone think I'm annoying?!
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Don't step on the flowers.
Um... I don't know. Maybe it's because you're a clown???
Why are clowns so hated, anyway?
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
I don't know. Why are you staring into my soul? Don't you know I can turn you into a bug and squash you like one just because I feel like it?
Even as an evil, all-powerful warlock like myself, who's lived for countless centuries, and technically have no need for the things, whenever I fill out my W-4's, I-94's, and I-9's, I feel like my brain is imploding from the frustration. Does anyone else feel that way? Or is it just me? (whispers with pure malice) Agree with me or I'll turn you into a wingless, one-legged pigeon!
edited 2nd Sep '16 12:38:23 PM by Shippudentimes
Love tearing bad movies to shreds? Join us every night at 8 PMI don't know what those are! But if it's your birthday today, I can help make you smile! Hoohooheheheh!
Do you know anyone who's having a birthday party? I'd love to drop by!
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Transcender of Gender
Gunny's got a birthday coming up but, uh, last time we threw a celebration for her we became wanted in two states. And we didn't even start out in America.
So what part of the world-or outside of it- do you hail from?
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
I hail from Earth! Not Reach! I think!
Do you have ice cream, and/or a talking horse?
We do have horses, yes. For instance, my steward. They're not for sale, I'm afraid, we can't in good conscience sell you civilized people.
Ack, sorry, forgot to include one when editing.
edited 3rd Sep '16 12:53:04 PM by TheGreatUnknown
PINNACLE OF MAN
Mauritania is not think so!
When will Best Guay (Paraguay) have coast?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
You shouldn't feel bad for not having a coast! We all love you anyway!
How can I fly around without making non-fliers jealous?
You know, little bird, some people can't be pleased. When you do what you think is right, some people will disagree with you. The best thing to do is continue doing the right thing, even if it alienates you from others. Though I do feel very lonely...
What should I do?! Sure, being the King of monsters is great, but I've lost both my son and my wife, and I feel so empty inside!
edited 3rd Sep '16 4:22:14 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
That...is precisely how I feel. I have lost my family as well. I'm quite serious about this...in truth, I never wanted to be queen at all. Nor, well, was I supposed to. Diversions only seem to ease the pain without healing. I suggest you find someone to talk to...someone you are positive you can trust.
I'm considering funding another expedition to colonize a far-off, empty country. Do you think this is economically viable?
The Flame's Salvation
Ah, economics. A specialty of House Hlaalu, I assure you. The economic viability of colonization is rather difficult to gauge, as it depends on a number of factors, including the amount of resources and climate of the region, the skills and reliability of those who are sent to explore and chart it, and the interference of any native inhabitants. I might go into more detail if we were to speak... privately.
I have been writing a play for some time now. It is set to be my magnum opus, but some feedback would be much appreciated. You may find an excerpt from my play here
, if you are so inclined.
PINNACLE OF MAN
10/10 so ho- NO! Only Japan is into reading this crap!
When will Best Guay once again become regional power?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Transcender of Gender
You mean Paraguay? I dunno, dude. I'll ask Iemanjá's rep next time I see him, he keeps up with his local politics.
What's your general opinion on politics, anyway?
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
So many damn obstructive laws, so many fucking country problems not solved... why else do you think I took part in a riot? Kinda thankful that politics probably isn't a thing anymore...
So, anyway, what would you do if the world you live in changed drastically and irreversibly?
...eheh
Fool! You will be the one to test your invention, not I!
How would you like to be part of a bigger scheme? One involving my complete control of your body? MUAAHAHAHAHAH! :D