The above location declares war on your location

Texas has guns. Lots and lots and lots of guns.

I drop a nuke off the plane

And an EMP.

The Digital World is torn apart from within and outside it.

Where are we?

You're in for a scare!

Well, this should be interesting.

I doubt the US can access The Gap and if they can then i don't actually know what would happen.

Edited by inkoalawetrust on Dec 1st 2018 at 1:49:36 PM

Ocean Town gets set on fire. Again.

Earth wins. Easily.

If the humans attack first, and the war is fought on Aether, they die simply by touching the air.

If not, Dark Aether stomps, especially once the Ing start possessing people and destroying places from the inside. Plus they’ve got plenty of major bosses, including one that uses energy from particle annihilation as an attack.

At some point, the Ing would start bringing in air from their homeworld, and that’s when Earth is screwed. Dark Aether’s air is poisonous, corrosive, and might kill you before you have a chance to breathe it.

Though they’re not good at it, the Ing can possess deceased entities. Meaning all those corpses created by the air are used as yet more soldiers for the horde. Even the oceans won’t stop the Ing, as they’ll either fly across or use Chykka larvae as mounts.

If it’s just the Sky Temple, Earth’s fate might be even worse. The Sky Temple is a Phazon meteor, meaning that instead of being wiped out by dark corruptive entities, life will be destroyed by a quickly advancing, mutagenic blue rock that converts entire ecosystems into its own form. Through this, the Emperor could summon a new Phaaze, spreading its corruption throughout the entire solar system while Earthly bioforms are powerless to stop it. Hell, it might get to the point of Phazon stars, meaning the Sun itself would start killing things.

Once Phaaze becomes manifest on Earth, the Emperor can summon creatures directly from Dark Aether, speeding humanity’s downfall up even more.

In short, everything on Earth is dead no matter how this plays out.

Galeem uses light weapons, which are extra powerful against dark creatures. Which means he wins even more.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 1st 2018 at 9:58:53 AM

The World of Light is ruled by Galeem, which means he can just One-Hit Kill everything in Dark Aether with his light beams without bothering to actually get close to the planet, and as shown by the fact that amongst the spirits of it's victims are Calamity Ganon, The Shadow Queen, Infinite and a bunch of other Nintendo monsters, demons, gods, etc. Then a group of demons and other monsters are gonna be a cake-walk.

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 1st 2018 at 8:51:52 AM

However, Galeem will inevitably be defeated by the cast of Smash Bros.

The chances of winning depend on how drunk everyone is.

Unless this "Scansin" has a Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass, Mexico wins

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 21st 2018 at 3:49:17 AM

Hong Kong doesn't have its own army.

Well I'm screwed...

Hong Kong declares war with Phoenix, Arizona. Cue the rest of the United States declaring war with Hong Kong. Hong Kong is screwed very badly.

Phoenix is quickly overrun by Phazon. Oh, and there are dark arthropod things raining from the sky and possessing people too.

Sky Temple wins easily, creates another Phaaze out of Earth, and spreads its corruption across the galaxy.

Mexico is screwed.

Mexico is probably screwed.

Earth is really screwed. I already did a post about this, in fact.