A movie set in the arctic about an alien race invaded Earth under the disguise of... an igloo. Hilarity & horror ensues.
The Witches, the Warlocks and the Wizards.
edited 19th Nov '15 5:06:13 PM by shatterstar
The story of three rival street gangs in 18th century France, a young boy of the wizards falls into a love triangle with two other members of the witches and the Wizards... yes it is a musical... yes it was made in the eighties... and yes it is a VHS copy from Hollywood Video for $0.99
Babyblue Moon Blue's Baby
A baby gets asphyxiated in the womb, and the parents pretend that it's still alive to keep the mother's parents from wondering.
...well, that was dark.
The Immortal Guards
A dude has to guard another dude's sandwich. The other dude never comes back, but the guard is so determined he guards the sandwich forever.
500 Elephants.
A counting show featuring elephants.
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Superplay of lame.
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..A Community College acting class rendition of Superbad...
It is super... bad.
Fatal if Swallowed
A suicidal man is given a cup of poison every single day for the rest of his life. He must resist the allure of the drink during his long journey out of depression.
The Texas Gaming Massacre
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"In the heart of Texas a gaming completion is going then a pyscho appears and that's the masacare.
The Cactus God + Dracula.
edited 21st Nov '15 9:33:49 AM by YOLOisfox
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!The god of cacti teams up with Dracula to kill all of Transylvania.
Death Kick.
Set in a mystic land in Asia, the protagonist embarks on a quest to learn the deadliest kick known to mankind to avenge his parents after the Big Bad killed them with the same move.
Cinderella's Revenge
edited 21st Nov '15 3:45:38 PM by shatterstar
Lucifer taking the form of her fairy godmother appears to to cindarella weeping in the garden alone. he strikes a deal with her inviting her with great satanic power and a lust for revenge convincing her that she must slay them in a gory fashion she commits a triple murder suicide creating a duplicate of herself to place among the carnage throwing the palace guards off her trail.
She makes her way to the Royal Ball and seduces the prince ensnaring him in her control once he marries her and he becomes her figurehead of power while she wages a tyrannical imperialistic regime.
Check your gun at the door
A Comedic Western where the Sheriff of some western city, in an attempt to wipe out crime, criminalizes Gun Use. Wacky hyjinks ensue!
And Now, the Jack Harod Show
A dissatisfied and jealous backstage worker Jack Harod hallucinated about leading his own show. He eventually went insane and killed everyone.
Game of Apples.
edited 22nd Nov '15 9:16:28 AM by shatterstar
A Song Of Ice And Fire but the characters are fighting for apples, and take it ultra seriously. Unintentional funny moments and the likes are plenty as characters murders, poison, betray, has sex or multilate for apples, constantly talks about "THE APPLES !" and entire battles are provoked by trees.
The white walkers, meanwhile, are lemon fans and wants to bring Lemon to the other characters, who are naturally horrified, Lemon themselves are shown as dangerous, with a character exploding after biting one, and the sight of a lone lemon is enough for the characters to evolve into screaming Large Ham.
Basically, a army Games of Throne.
Dark Star
edited 22nd Nov '15 9:32:26 AM by Bolded1
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.A Pixar-esque animated feature about the birth and death of a planet as seen from its perspective. Along the ride is the civilizations of aliens that rise and fall along with the planet. The story ends from the perspective of a little kid on Earth stargazing millions of years later and saw a small star blinks out of existence and became one with the dark sky.
To The Great Beyond.
edited 23rd Nov '15 9:34:45 AM by shatterstar
A documentry of Buzz Lightyear's military career it details his early life his desire to excel in all aspects of service why he joined the service in the first place and all of his achievements and conquests during his campaign
Buzz himself dislikes the documentary as Star Command uses it as recruitment propaganda.
Dead men don't spill milk
A detective movie with a case about a victim who is lactose intolerance died drinking milk.
Yeah, not my most creative plot.
Love At The Edge of The Universe
edited 29th Nov '15 7:42:29 PM by shatterstar
The protagonist, a miner for an asteroid-stripping corporation, seeks a way out of their dreary life. Having met a demonstrator against the corporation whom they've fallen smitten for, once the demonstrators blow up the mines to shut it down, the two high-tail it out of there with the police hot on their trail.
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An engineer, having spent years doing independent research, becomes the first to discover that the singularity has already existed dormant for a while. Despite the evidence, his claims are too absurd for his peers to accept. When at the brink of losing all hope, events take a strange turn when he receives an urgent call from his former love interest.
The Intergress
An ensemble fantasy-office comedy about an intergalactic newspaper company called the Intergress (AKA Intergalactic press). Plots include work place romance between human Jiminy & alien Pimarsh, budget cut cost the company to replace the staff with mindless borg monsters, the roof of the staff restroom secretly have a homeless shape shifter living in it, an infestation with Alien-style chest busters etc. Oh, and Anyone Can Die. Because that how show has high rating these days.
Of Demons And Angels
edited 30th Nov '15 6:28:45 AM by shatterstar
A movie about the war of demons and angels. While Earth is the battleground, it turns out that both races were created by long-extinct humans.
Hyena Laughed Last
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.A fable detailing the story of a trickster hyena who tells the truth and facts in roundabout ways to his friends. One day, he gave a warning about a deadly forest fire that was not heeded by his friends, and as a result they - except for the hyena of course - perished in the raging flames.
An Age of Bitter Work
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Chronicles the life of a mythical builder, invisible to all, who labors and toils to repair that which has been broken. Alas, the land is embroiled in war and knows naught of a time of peace. Only those who had a brush with death can see the enigmatic builder, and one such person comes to befriend him. It's a uplifting story of solitude and worth, determination and perseverance even in the darkest times.
With Thunder and Might.
edited 30th Nov '15 8:39:56 PM by DragonzZilla
This film portrays Zeus as a mythical Greek prince who defeats his oppressive father and frees his brethren from slavery. However, while they decide how to divide Greece and make it strive, they all distance themselves from each other and become outright enemies. Zeus, however, unites them and helps them in the fight against the Egyptian colonizators (Egypt is, of course, led by an anthropomorphication of Ra). Notable as the one movie which averts Everybody Hates Hades and is implied to be post-apocalyptic. Created the Modernpunk genre.note
Civilization of Animals
edited 1st Dec '15 5:53:56 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Legend of the robotic Wolfman of the Black Forest of the moon.
Under the Igloo