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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#1: Jul 10th 2015 at 5:34:32 PM

Me? I'd go in search of R'lyeh.

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#2: Jul 10th 2015 at 5:35:31 PM

I would find a way to cure cancer or something like that.

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Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#3: Jul 10th 2015 at 5:56:12 PM

I would adopt EVERY CAT. (Nah, but I'd definitely do a lot to help kitties in need.)

Stupid doomed timeline...
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#4: Jul 10th 2015 at 5:58:59 PM

Oz: An admirable goal. Kitties are always worth spending money on.

Bacon: also good.

Also, aside from the R'lyeh search, I'd build a super-virus lab and try to cure as many as I could, using captured ISIS/Boko Haram/Al Queda people as lab rats.

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#5: Jul 10th 2015 at 6:14:13 PM

What I'd probably do for the kitties would be something like... build a HUGE kitty sanctuary and rescue a bunch of cats from high kill shelters, make sure they're all healthy and get them spayed/neutered when they're old enough, and let them live in the kitty sanctuary. Of course they'd be available for adoption too, but they'd have so much more freedom at the sanctuary than at even a good humane shelter.

Stupid doomed timeline...
Teemo SPACE Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Married to the job
SPACE
#6: Jul 10th 2015 at 7:56:48 PM

A full-size, working Tachikoma.

Quag15 Since: Mar, 2012
#7: Jul 10th 2015 at 8:04:19 PM

Building a large, artificial land and developing a nation-state for refugees and migrants from all over the world.

MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#8: Jul 10th 2015 at 8:21:44 PM

Oz: I'd probably live in that kitty sanctuary too. Think about it, surrounded by kitties all day! That's awesome.

LinkToTheFuture A real bad hombre from somewhere completely different Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
A real bad hombre
#9: Jul 10th 2015 at 8:26:09 PM

All the kitties. And starting my evil empire.

And fund a lot of cool science stuff to advance humanity.

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Know-age Hmmm... Since: May, 2010
Hmmm...
#10: Jul 12th 2015 at 7:52:44 AM

I'd buy one of the nuclear bunkers or whatever it was they were selling a few years ago.

Krieger22 Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018 from Malaysia Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
#11: Jul 12th 2015 at 11:06:18 AM

Lobby to have the 25-year import ban on cars in the US repealed, in addition to lobbying for a reduction in car import taxes and the abolishment of the Approved Permit system of importation here as well.

Oh, and I'd buy a warehouse with excellent quality living quarters so that I'll never be too far away from my beloved cars.

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SantosLHalper The filidh that cam frae Skye from The Canterlot of the North Since: Aug, 2009
The filidh that cam frae Skye
#12: Jul 12th 2015 at 11:36:28 AM

I would buy out Games Workshop and have them enact sensible policies.

Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
MiscellaneousSoup from Library Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
#13: Jul 12th 2015 at 12:25:07 PM

I would make a comedy-horror feature-length film on the Merryville Brothers, a classic Saturday Night Live sketch.

EDIT: I actually do have a plot idea for it.

edited 12th Jul '15 12:25:24 PM by MiscellaneousSoup

nightwyrm_zero Since: Apr, 2010
#14: Jul 14th 2015 at 6:49:23 AM

Giant Robot with Death Ray!!....ehh..I mean cure for cancer and world peace....yes....world peace evil grin

edited 14th Jul '15 6:53:42 AM by nightwyrm_zero

Ellowen My Ao3 from Down by the Bay Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#15: Jul 14th 2015 at 7:39:46 AM

I'd probably adopt a lot of kittens. Build a really nice public library? pay off people student loans in exchange for fanfiction.

see if I could bribe tvshows into treating my favorite characters better.... fund a tvshow for the Tamora Pierce books.

Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
Demetrios Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
#16: Jul 14th 2015 at 7:42:07 AM

Persuade the United Nations to pass a law that says all seven billion+ human beings on planet Earth must absolutely, completely, and permanently like fedoras. Always and forever. No option. No exceptions. evil grintongue

I like to keep my audience riveted.
Ultimatum Disasturbator from Second Star to the left (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Disasturbator
Druplesnubb Editor of Posts Since: Dec, 2013
Editor of Posts
#18: Jul 14th 2015 at 9:41:40 AM

The responsible option would be to help distributing food and vaccines across the world, promoting political stability and saving the environment; but that doesn't really count as eccentric so it's pretty much out of the question as far as this thread is concerned.
My go-to eccentric option would be to create a continent-spanning cable transport system hundreds of meter in the air, because I'm a sucker for great views.

edited 14th Jul '15 9:41:49 AM by Druplesnubb

Gaon Smoking Snake from Grim Up North Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#19: Jul 14th 2015 at 10:02:07 AM

Build museums all over the world and improve the school system in my country and all over the world. Fund movies, books and culture projects in Brazil.

In my leisure time, practice all manner of martial combat and sword wielding art known to man (as well as own every type of blade) and become an Adventurer Archeologist of sorts by going on trips to the Bermuda Triangle, the Cape of Good Hope, and hunting supernatural phenomena.

"All you Fascists bound to lose."
Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#20: Jul 14th 2015 at 10:11:42 AM

Organising a massive LARP.

InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#21: Jul 16th 2015 at 6:31:00 AM

A private army that I'd use to stomp bad guys or rescue people and artefacts from bad guys too numerous to stomp.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Shadsie Staring At My Own Grave from Across From the Cemetery Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
Staring At My Own Grave
#22: Jul 17th 2015 at 11:41:49 AM

Realistic Project: Clean water provision for places that lack reliable drinking water, washing water, etc. I've had breaks in water lines before that drove home how important water is. Also, I grew up in a desert. I know that there are already projects like these going on - safe, parasite-free water for places around the world. But, yeah, I could see Rich!Me getting really into clean water projects.

Not so realistic but socially conscious goal: (sort of pinched from one of the Mythbusters). Relocate all current politicians to employment on pig farms. Overhaul the system so that honest people who don't make tons of money can realistically run for office. Rinse and repeat as necessary.

Stupid, but attainable project: Create for myself a room / house / subdivision of a house that's a video game lair in the style of what the Angry Video Game Nerd has. Every console and every game ever made, good, bad and ugly with every kind of power attachment needed.

In which I attempt to be a writer.
TolkienOtaku Having a good time! from Utah Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Having a good time!
#23: Jul 17th 2015 at 12:16:27 PM

[up]A thousand times yes on that political system project!

As for me, I have so many ideas for projects that I doubt I could decide on just one.

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RicaCriscia The No Mouth Nocturnal from Monroe, Michigan Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
The No Mouth Nocturnal
#24: Nov 21st 2015 at 2:47:39 PM

A German-American English bilingual community as mentioned in this journal entry.

"War has nothing to do with humanity. War is something inhuman." - Zlata Filipovich
Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#25: Nov 21st 2015 at 2:59:12 PM

My primary goal would be funding research into indefinitely increasing my lifespan. After that I would like to construct myself a home far away from any strangers. Preferably this would be some sort of flying structure but if not a castle in a very perilous to reach location and with many large walls would do. I would also like to acquire mechanical assistants to help me with my gardening and various tasks. After that I would start collecting the emeralds of the world~ I would also like to create a giant maze. ^_^

edited 21st Nov '15 2:59:59 PM by Laithelryn


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