A real bad hombre
...When a nuclear warhead exploded over the city. We could not return home.
We began our first foray into the primordial wilderness...
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
The King Without a Kingdom
...And stepped out. My, primordial forests are small.
Do you want to...
It's been 3000 years…
A real bad hombre
...be killed?
The Anti-Hero gets on his motorcycle, on a quest for revenge...
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
against The Big Guy for taking his last cup of pudding. They settle it over a 1v1 sprint race to the next town over whether The Big Guy has to owe it back or not.
Surprise! The Smart Guy was secretly involved in the race as well. Now, both the Anti-Hero and The Big Guy owe him each one cup of pudding.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Fly Air Madeline
The cups of pudding The Smart Guy gets make him into a Rubber Man, somehow.
It turns out that there's a big gap in the racetrack with a very long drop for anyone with the misfortune to fall in.
edited 21st Apr '15 3:11:36 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
A real bad hombre
falling through will put the racer directly in front of the finish line.
The house was finally built after a year of construction...
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Braids From S286 Not Included
...but gets destroyed by a magnitude 10 earthquake the very next day.
The owl and the pussycat went to sea...
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
... Only for an Alligator to eat them both.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you...
A real bad hombre
..The Doomsday Device!
I wish for a perfect world...
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Fly Air Madeline
The genie gives you a world where everyone has perfect eyebrows.
DVD and Blu-ray players world wide are spontaneously combusting.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
But that's because the Dystopian Government demands all media be Digital.
When he turned around, the Hat was gone
◊...
The King Without a Kingdom
He took out his gun and shouted at the void around him. "SCREW YOU, FREDDY, I GOT A GUN AND TRAINING. I KNOW HOW TO USE IT, AND I'M NOT SCARED TO KILL A CHILD!"
"I'm going to the moon..."
It's been 3000 years…
A real bad hombre
...To blow it up with my Doomsday Device!
I sharpened my pencil...
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
only for the point to break off when I pull it from the sharpener.
I swear, that happened all of the time with those hand crank sharpeners way back in my school days. What's worse about them is they just as often shave the wood without sharpening the point!
A student cheats on his test, get's the "A" anyway because he didn't get caught, and...
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Braids From S286 Not Included
...graduates with flying colors.
London Bridge is falling down...
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
A real bad hombre
..No one really cares, because it's in Arizona now.
I had a terrible nightmare that night...
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I know that feeling. I have to deal with those stupid hand crank sharpeners too.
my current job
...only, it wasn't a dream. It happened. Not to me, but to someone almost exactly like me.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Scarlet Witch
To see Shelob dangling over your bed. Run away!
I was fighting Dr. Wily with Mega Man when...
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
The staff and I were worried that someone screwed up real time, so we rushed over there. As we arrived, everything looked normal at first. A horrible screech met our ears in the hall to the left. One person decided to go check it out. As we waited, we played card games, such as Go-Fish!. About twenty minutes later, we heard another screech, but this time, it was animalistic. We primed out laser beams and dashed down the hallway. Blood was EVERYWHERE! A ground up corpse was sitting in the middle of the room. At least one person threw up to the side at the sight. A brave individual went to check the corpse, but was suddenly crushed be a giant, limbering beast. It dashed towards us, killing person after person. Finally, I was the only one left... It slowly reached out, touched my arm, and said "Tag. Your it."
It is the final night at camp...
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