I know Louis L'Amour.
killed by dysentery, ah, the Oregon Trail times.
Warning: This poster is known to the state of California to cause cancer. Cancer may not be available in your country.- Fiora killed by Papa Smurf
- Kirk killed by Ms. Pac-Man
- Lip killed by Calhoun (sad music)
- Fix-It Felix Jr. killed by Shulk
- Yoshi killed by Prince Charming
- Mario killed by Robin
- Rarity killed by Prince Charming
- Ms. Pac-Man killed by Smurfette
- Robin killed by Snow White
- Peach killed by Marzipan
Day 2
- Marzipan killed by Ginny Weasley
- Snow White killed by Pac-Man
- Homestar Runner killed by Papa Smurf
Day 3
- Shulk killed by trap
Day 4
- Prince Charming killed by Calhoun
- Chrom killed by dehydration
(Pac-Man has dysentery.)
Day 5
- Pac-Man killed by dysentery
(Pac-Man has died. Here lies Pac-Man - peperony and chease)
Day 6
- Ginny Weasley killed by Uhura
- Spike killed by Papa Smurf
Day 7
- Calhoun killed by Uhura
- Papa Smurf killed by Uhura
- Uhura killed by trap
Day 8
Day 9
Day 10
- Harry Potter killed by Smurfette
Smurfette is the victor!
Hahaha, how is a tiny blue woman able to overcome the guy who survived two attempts on his life by an evil all-powerful snake-man who was feared by the entire wizarding world.
pearlina brainrot affects millions of people worldwide. if you or a loved one are suffering from pearlina brainrot, call 1-800-GAY-NERDSDay 1
Kali killed by Homura Akemi
Princess Peach killed by Nia Teppelin
Yahweh killed by Dr Robotnik
Madoka Kaname killed by Ragyo Kiryuin
Gary Motherfucking Oak killed by He man
Day 2
Claire Augustus killed by Dr Robotnik
Marten Reed killed by Samus Aran
Lyra Belacqua killed by Yu Narukami
Day 3
Nia Teppelin killed by Yu Narukami
Dr Robotnik killed by Homura Akemi
Mighty the Armadillo killed by He man
Day 4
Luna Lovegood killed by Anita Sarkeesian
Homura Akemi killed by Makoto Yuki
Gendo Ikari killed by Kaneo Takarada
Day 5
Day 6
Ragyo Kiryuin killed by trap
Anita Sarkeesian killed by Makoto Yuki
He man killed by Nu-13
Day 7
Day 8
Kaneo Takarada killed by muttation attack
Samus Aran killed by Makoto Yuki
Exdeath killed by Makoto Yuki
Day 9
Yu Narukami killed by Makoto Yuki
Makoto Yuki killed by Nu-13
Day 10
Day 11
Nu-13 killed by Kamina
Kamina is the victor!
edited 2nd Mar '15 4:10:16 AM by ElectricNova
damn straight
And then there was silenceDay 1
Jake English killed by Gamzee Makara
Parcel Mistress killed by Dave Strider
Gamzee Makara killed by Jane Crocker
Aradia Megido killed by Eridan Ampora
Feferi Peixes killed by Vriska Serket
Day 2
Aimless Renegade killed by Jade Harley
Dirk Strider killed by Wayward Vagabond
Vriska Serket killed by dysentery
Jade Harley killed by muttation attack
Day 3
Nepeta Leijon killed by Windswept Questant
Day 4
Karkat Vantas killed by Jane Crocker
Day 5
Equius Zahhak killed by Rose Lalonde
Kanaya Maryam killed by Terezi Pyrope
Day 6
Rose Lalonde killed by dehydration
Day 7
Sollux Captor killed by Windswept Questant
Day 8
Terezi Pyrope killed by John Egbert
Roxy Lalonde killed by dysentery
Day 9
Dave Strider killed by Jane Crocker
Day 10
Day 11
Eridan Ampora killed by John Egbert
Day 12
Wayward Vagabond killed by Windswept Questant
John Egbert killed by Windswept Questant
Day 13
Jane Crocker killed by Windswept Questant
Windswept Questant killed by Tavros Nitram
Tavros Nitram is the victor!
...what the actual fuck.
edited 2nd Mar '15 6:39:42 PM by Ozbourne
Stupid doomed timeline...Super Smash Bros. Hunger Games:
Day 1
Pikachu killed by Female Villager
Pit killed by Roy
Peach Toadstool killed by Wii Fit Trainer
Pichu killed by Shiek
Day 2
Link killed by Fox Mc Cloud
Little Mac killed by Shiek
Bowser Koopa killed by Palutena
Jigglypuff killed by Samus Aran
Wii Fit Trainer killed by Luigi
Lucina killed by Captain Douglas Falcon
Day 3
Toon Link killed by Samus Aran
Palutena killed by Fox Mc Cloud
Samus Aran killed by Captain Douglas Falcon
Day 4
Captain Douglas Falcon killed by Shiek
Day 5
Donkey Kong killed by Female Villager
Day 6
Luigi killed by Shiek
Day 7
Shiek killed by Female Villager
Day 8
Greninja killed by Female Villager
Roy killed by Fox Mc Cloud
Zelda killed by Shiek
Day 9
Fox Mc Cloud killed by Female Villager
Marth Lowell killed by Shiek
Day 10
Shiek killed by Female Villager
Female Villager is the victor!
..... Just goes to show that those Villagers really are Ax-Crazy ! And no random status-effects, either! I find it amusing that I put in Smash characters and not a one of them dies of dehydration or dysentery... they all go right for each other in true Smash Bros. fashion!
edited 2nd Mar '15 12:11:49 PM by Shadsie
In which I attempt to be a writer.Day 1
Lilith Badgirl killed by Tiny Clanger
Small Clanger killed by Kaworu Nagisa
Piggy killed by Major Clanger
Shinji Ikari killed by Hinata Hino
Yuno Gasai killed by Tiny Clanger
Fu Manchu killed by Chu N. Gensberg
Hinata Hino killed by George Harrison
Day 2
Kou Matsuoka killed by Rei Ryugasaki
Yoko Ono killed by Kermit
Ringo Starr killed by Anna Komnenos
Kermit killed by S.H.P
Rei Ryugasaki killed by Bimbo-San
Alexios Komnenos killed by Asuka Langley Soryu
Day 3
Tiny Clanger killed by George Harrison
Bimbo-San killed by Asuka Langley Soryu
Anna Komnenos killed by Kaworu Nagisa
Day 4
Kaworu Nagisa killed by George Harrison
Rei Ayanami killed by George Harrison
Chu N. Gensberg killed by S.H.P
Day 5
Major Clanger killed by George Harrison
Day 6
Soup Dragon killed by S.H.P
Asuka Langley Soryu killed by George Harrison
S.H.P killed by George Harrison
George Harrison is the victor!
... Well, fuck me.
"Did you expect somebody else?"Day 1
Nanoha Takamachi killed by Prince Philip
Sherlock Holmes killed by A Plastic Bag
Franklin D. Roosevelt killed by Teddy Roosevelt
Fate Testarossa killed by Vincent Van Gogh
Jolyne Cujoh killed by A Plastic Bag
Cell Junior killed by Teddy Roosevelt
A Plastic Bag killed by Hillary Clinton
Day 2
Marie Antoinette killed by Prince Philip
Joan Watson killed by Samus Aran
M. Bison killed by Hillary Clinton
Louis XIV killed by Prince Philip
Jotaro Kujo killed by Princess Aurora
Day 3
Saibaman killed by Lon Chaney
Day 4
Precia Testarossa killed by Lon Chaney
Day 5
Princess Aurora killed by Robin
Day 6
Crimson Viper killed by Lon Chaney
Day 7
Day 8
Teddy Roosevelt killed by Hillary Clinton
Batgirl killed by Prince Philip
Day 9
Prince Philip killed by Hillary Clinton
Samus Aran killed by Vincent Van Gogh
Day 10
Day 11
Lon Chaney killed by Robin
Vincent Van Gogh killed by Robin
Robin killed by Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton is the victor!
edited 2nd Mar '15 12:49:31 PM by smokeycut
I edited my first post to include links to the works characters are from to give some context, since I realized I didn't recognize many of the characters you all are using.
Mine was all Homestuck characters.
Stupid doomed timeline...Fire Emblem characters, with teams based on games:
Day 1
Roy killed by Deirdre
Celica killed by Ephraim
Valbar killed by Mark
Sigurd killed by Micaiah
Day 2
Sanaki killed by Mark
Eirika killed by Shiida
Hector killed by Shiida
Day 3
Robin killed by trap
Alm killed by Shiida
Ike killed by dehydration
Day 4
Chrom killed by muttation attack
Day 5
Day 6
Lyn killed by muttation attack
Marth killed by dysentery
Seliph killed by Micaiah
Day 7
Leif killed by Mark
Day 8
Day 9
Day 10
Shiida killed by muttation attack
Ephraim killed by Elincia
Mark killed by Lucina
Day 11
Lucina killed by Kris
Elincia killed by Kris
Eliwood killed by Kris
Day 12
Micaiah killed by Deirdre
Deirdre killed by Kris
Kris is the victor!
That ending
edited 5th Mar '15 7:25:02 AM by Druplesnubb
I'm using a different Hunger Games simulator, but I just had to share this one:
Disney Princess Hunger Games
District One
Snow White
Prince Florian (Yes, that's his canon name.)
District Two
Cinderella
Prince Charming
District Three
Aurora
Prince Phillip
District Four
Ariel
Eric
District Five
Belle
Beast
District Six
Jasmine
Aladdin
District Seven
Pocahontas
John Smith
District Eight
Mulan
Li Shang
District Nine
Tiana
Naveen
District Ten
Rapunzel
Flynn Rider
District Eleven
Meridia
Elsa
District Twelve
Anna
Kristoff
Elsa and Meridia were put into the same district, because neither have love interests.
Day One: The Bloodbath
Beast finds a canteen full of water.
Flynn Rider clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Mulan grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
John Smith falls into a pit and dies.
Prince Florian, Prince Charming, Kristoff, and Snow White track down and kill Pocahontas.
Prince Phillip takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Aurora stays at the cornucopia for resources.
Ariel and Naveen run from the cornucopia together.
Belle, Aladdin, and Jasmine work together to get as many supplies as possible.
Meridia finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.
Cinderella snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Anna grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Li Shang grabs a backpack and retreats.
Rapunzel and Elsa fight for a bag. Rapunzel gives up and retreats.
Tiana runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Eric finds a backpack full of camping equipment.
To recap: The "Bloodbath" is relatively bloodless, with District Seven taking the two casualties. John Smith makes an embarrassing exit, and Snow, her beau, Charming and the Ice Man decide that they hate "Colours of the Wind".
Meridia also gets the luckiest cornucopia find ever, and Rapunzel decides not to fuck with the Ice Queen.
Ariel also decides to cheat on Eric, and Cinderella is already hitting the bottle.
Day One
Li Shang makes a wooden spear.
Aladdin attacks Prince Phillip, but he manages to escape.
Cinderella receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Kristoff, Ariel, and Snow White search the arena together for other tributes.
Naveen steals from Flynn Rider while he isn't looking.
Jasmine and Prince Florian work together for the day.
Anna is pricked by several thorns while picking berries.
Aurora practices her archery.
Prince Charming, Belle, and Beast unsuccessfully ambush Rapunzel, Meridia, and Mulan, who kill them instead.
Tiana receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Eric diverts Elsa's attention and runs away.
Day One almost draws to close with four more kills. A Berserker and two non-combatants decide to attack a Fighter, Archer and a Healer, and pay the price. What did you expect from Fa "My kill count is in the thousands" Mulan?
Cinderella also gets gifts from her fairy godmother, the guy who sells ice seems to really like Snow, the black guy manages to rob a thief, and Eric wisely decides not to fuck with the Snow Queen.
However, the Capitol decides five deaths in the first day is too little, and create a poison smoke cloud.
Day One: Arena Event
A cloud of poisonous smoke starts to fill the arena.
Li Shang sacrifices himself so Mulan can get away.
Aladdin and Kristoff agree to die in the cloud together, but Aladdin pushes Kristoff in without warning.
Snow White is engulfed in the cloud of poisonous smoke.
Tiana is engulfed in the cloud of poisonous smoke.
Jasmine and Anna decide to run into the cloud together.
Prince Florian is engulfed in the cloud of poisonous smoke.
Elsa slowly pushes Ariel closer and closer to the cloud until she can't resist any more.
Cinderella is engulfed in the cloud of poisonous smoke.
Li Shang brings honour upon his family with his final act. Anna and Kristoff both attempt double suicides with Aladdin and Jasmine, but Aladdin proves to be a cowardly bastard.
Elsa, on the other hand, uses the smoke as a weapon to kill off Ariel.
By sundown on Day One, fourteen tributes are dead. Districts One, Two, Five, Seven and Twelve are completely wiped.
Night One
Aladdin sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Eric stabs Naveen while his back is turned.
Mulan cries herself to sleep.
Flynn Rider shoots an arrow into Elsas head.
Prince Phillip and Rapunzel tell stories about themselves to each other.
Meridia tries to find other tributes, but is unsuccessful.
Aurora cries herself to sleep.
Naveen gets taken out Eric in a surprise attack. Flynn can't get "Let It Go" out of his head, so he decides to take everything out Elsa's.
Mulan should be made of stronger stuff though.
Day Two
Flynn Rider fishes.
Eric scares Meridia off.
Rapunzel explores the arena.
Aurora tries to sleep through the entire day.
Mulan defeats Aladdin in a fight, but spares his life.
Prince Phillip is pricked by several thorns while picking berries.
Rapunzel really likes exploring, doesn't she? Also, Mulan and Aladdin fight, but Mulan spares him as he fought well.
Also, Sleeping Beauty sleeps the whole day. Huh.
So, as the sun sets- wait, no, another arena event.
Day Two Arena Event
Monkey mutts fill the arena.
Meridia is pummeled to the ground and killed by a troop of monkey mutts.
Rapunzel dies from internal bleeding caused by a monkey mutt.
Mulan is pummeled to the ground and killed by a troop of monkey mutts.
Aladdin is pummeled to the ground and killed by a troop of monkey mutts.
So instead of two, there are now six dead. Meridia, Mulan and Aladdin die ignoble deaths at the hands of the muttations, while Rapunzel escapes but is unable to heal her own internal wounds.
So, as night sets on Day Two, twenty tributes are dead. District Three is at full strength, while Districts Four and Ten have lost their princesses. Everyone else has been fully wiped.
Night Two
Prince Phillip, Eric, and Flynn Rider discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Aurora looks at the night sky.
A peaceful night.
Day Three
Eric camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Prince Phillip and Flynn Rider work together for the day.
Aurora dies from an infection.
In a shock death, the last Disney Princess falls into an everlasting sleep.
Eric leaves the temporary Prince Truce, but Phillip and Flynn keep it up for now.
At the end of Day Three, we have our final three. Districts Three, Four and Ten are rooting their Princes on.
Night Three
Prince Phillip shoots an arrow into Flynn Rider's head.
Eric attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.
Phillip must've liked Elsa, as he gives Flynn Rider a Karmic Death.
As Phillip stalks through the Arena, looking for the last tribute, the cannon sounds, telling him that Eric has died by misadventure.
Our winner: Prince Phillip of District Three: Sleeping Beauty.
He goes on to live a full life, until the Lannisters murder him at his own wedding.
edited 5th Mar '15 8:14:34 AM by GeekCodeRed
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!Here's how my Pokemon Gym Leader one went down.
Day 1
Whitney killed by Falkner
Morty killed by Wattson
Bugsy killed by Clair
Brawly killed by Clair
Candice killed by Maylene
Clair killed by Crasher Wake
Blaine killed by Jasmine
Falkner killed by Lt. Surge
Day 2
Wattson killed by Brock
Misty killed by Erika
Flannery killed by Volkner
Roxanne killed by Volkner
Jasmine killed by Brock
Fantina killed by Brock
Day 3
Janine killed by Erika
Day 4
Volkner killed by Roark
Day 5
Roark killed by Maylene
Koga killed by Maylene
Day 6
Crasher Wake killed by Lt. Surge
Maylene killed by Lt. Surge
Sabrina killed by Brock
Day 7
Lt. Surge killed by Erika
Day 8
Erika killed by Brock
Brock is the victor!
edited 5th Mar '15 12:13:38 PM by DiurnalBrocolli
Just floating around...So, I did a League of Legends one with random things.
Day 1
Siege minion killed by Melee minion
Thresh killed by Melee minion
Akali killed by Fiora
Zed killed by Elise
Pantheon killed by Yasuo
Azir killed by Katarina
Corki killed by Nami
Katarina killed by Elise
Yasuo killed by Melee minion
Fizz killed by Syndra
Day 2
Swain killed by dehydration
Irelia killed by environmental disaster
Fiora killed by Garen
Leona killed by Tristana
Day 3
Syndra killed by Caster minion
Sivir killed by Super minion
Elise killed by Super minion
Day 4
Tristana killed by Garen
Day 5
Nami killed by dehydration
Day 6
Garen killed by Super minion
Caster minion killed by Super minion
Day 7
Melee minion killed by Super minion
Shen killed by Super minion
Super minion is the victor!
edited 5th Mar '15 1:53:54 PM by MarpsDS
No idea of what is going on.Here's a Homestuck one. The teams are:
- Alliance 1: Gamzee, Feferi, Tavros, Vriska, Eridan and Meenah
- Alliance 2: Equius and Nepeta
- Alliance 3: Dave, Jade, Karkat and Terezi
- Alliance 4: Roxy, John and Rose
- Alliance 5: Jake, Jane and Dirk
- Jack Noir, Aradia, Caliborn, Calliope, Sollux and Kanaya are on their own.
I've run it a few times, but I'll do the one I'm doing...now:
Day 1
Vriska killed by Calliope
John killed by Nepeta
Rose killed by Kanaya ()
Feferi killed by Kanaya
Jack Noir killed by Jake
Nepeta killed by Jane
Gamzee killed by Jane
Day 2
Kanaya killed by environmental disaster
Karkat killed by Meenah
Jake killed by Terezi
Tavros killed by Jane
Day 3
Calliope killed by Aradia
Day 4
Dirk killed by Aradia
Eridan killed by trap
Sollux killed by trap
Day 5
Equius killed by Terezi
Aradia killed by Terezi
Day 6
Jane killed by Dave
Roxy killed by Terezi
Meenah killed by Dave
Day 7
Dave killed by Terezi
Day 8
Day 9
Caliborn killed by Jade
Terezi killed by Jade
Jade is the victor!
The Karkat-Terezi-Dave-Jade team was enormously effective, it seems. Not sure why Terezi killed Dave, though. Also, it's a shame that Caliborn does absolutely nothing before going down. I wonder what he was doing...
edited 5th Mar '15 1:20:03 PM by KarkatTheDalek
Oh God! Natural light!Why the arbitrary teams?
Vriska dying first is just... wut.
Stupid doomed timeline...Did the 24 Total Drama contestants from seasons 1-3. I cycled through several, but I think this one's my favorite:
Day 1:
Sierra killed by Justin
Courtney killed by Beth (go Beth, go!)
Geoff killed by Gwen
Katie killed by Harold
Sadie killed by Le Shawna
Bridgette killed by Cody
Owen killed by Izzy (This is why you don't push her in front of a chainsaw-wielding murderer, Owen!)
Day 2:
Justin killed by Noah (he killed the anti-him!)
Heather killed by Tyler
Noah killed by Gwen
Day 3:
Harold killed by Izzy
Cody killed by Beth
Ezekiel killed by dysentery (poor Zeke)
Day 4:
Duncan killed by Tyler
Alejandro killed by Eva
Day 5:
Eva killed by dehydration
Day 6:
Trent killed by DJ
Day 7: No deaths
Day 8:
Gwen killed by Lindsay (O_O)
Beth killed by Le Shawna
Lindsay killed by Tyler (Tyler! Don't kill your girlfriend!)
Day 9:
Le Shawna killed by Tyler
Tyler killed by DJ
Izzy killed by DJ
DJ is the victor!
...holy shit, DJ. You feel guilty about accidentally hurting an animal in a way that was beyond your control, yet you have no problem with killing 3 humans.
Poor Zeke keeps dying of dysentery. I think he died of it on day 2 at one point (and died first in a four-day hunger games). The writers really do hate him. :(
I don’t even know anymore.Jojo's Bizarre Hunger Games?
Day 1
Dio Brando killed by Jonathan Joestar
Johnny Joestar killed by Kars
Caesar Zeppeli killed by Joseph Joestar
Mohammed Avdul killed by F.F.
Jean Pierre Polnareff killed by Noriaki Kakyoin
Yoshikage Kira killed by Enrico Pucci
Day 2
Noriaki Kakyoin killed by Joseph Joestar
Josuke Higashikata A killed by Jolyne Kujo
Gyro Zeppeli killed by Jolyne Kujo
Day 3
Jotaro Kujo killed by Robert E.O. Speedwagon
Lisa Lisa killed by Diavolo
William A. Zeppeli killed by Enrico Pucci
Day 4
Enrico Pucci killed by Kars
Day 5
Hermes Costello killed by Kars
Jonathan Joestar killed by Diavolo
Kars killed by F.F.
Day 6
Day 7
Day 8
Josuke Higashikata B killed by Joseph Joestar
Funny Valentine killed by F.F.
Day 9
Day 10
Day 11
Robert E.O. Speedwagon killed by Jolyne Kujo
Diavolo killed by Giorno Giovanna
Jolyne Kujo killed by Joseph Joestar
Day 12
Day 13
F.F. killed by Giorno Giovanna
Giorno Giovanna killed by Joseph Joestar
Joseph Joestar is the victor!
Heh, I almost thought that F.F. would win that! Not surprised that it was Joseph, though.
edited 1st Apr '15 8:40:33 PM by smokeycut
>Jonathan Joestar kills Dio
KEKEKEKEKEK
also duh joseph won
And then there was silenceI'm using the Brant Steele one to do a Dangan Ronpa version. I would've done Total Drama, but Dangan Ronpa is already basically about a death match. If people still keep this going, I'll do Total Drama next time. I made tributes fitting in some way, shape, or form (ships or commonalities). Unequal gender ratio for some districts because I'm doing it how I want to. Also, spoilers.
District 1: (The Ahoge/Protagonist/Hope District): Hajime Hinata and Makoto Naegi
District 2 (The "Why the Fuck do they have fans?" District): Byakuya Togami and Nagito Komaeda
District 3 (Shipping District 1): Aoi Asahina and Sakura Oogami
District 4 (Tech-Related People-Things District): Chihiro Fujisaki and Chiaki Nanami
District 5 (Shipping District 2): Nekomaru Nidai and Akane Owari
District 6 (Music District): Sayaka Maizono and Ibuki Mioda
District 7 (Shipping District 3): Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu and Peko Pekoyama
District 8 (2/3 of the 3rd Murder District): Kiyotaka Ishimaru and Celestia Ludenberg
District 9 (Shipping District 4): Gundam Tanaka and Sonia Nevermind
District 10 (Unrequited Crush District): Kazuichi Souda and Touko Fukawa
District 11 (Loser Character District): Yasuhiro Hagakure and Hifumi Yamada
District 12 (Despair District)’’’: Mukuro Ikusaba and Junko Enoshima
Bloodbath:
Souda runs away from the Cornucopia.
Owari runs away from the Cornucopia.
Mukuro runs away from the Cornucopia.
Nanami runs away from the Cornucopia.
Gundam runs away from the Cornucopia.
Peko runs away from the Cornucopia.
Yamada runs away from the Cornucopia.
Kuzuryuu finds a backpack full of camping equipment.
Togami runs away from the Cornucopia.
Hagakure runs away from the Cornucopia.
Komaeda and Naegi fight for a bag. Naegi gives up and retreats.
Nidai runs into the cornucopia and hides.
Asahina retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.
Fukawa finds a bag full of explosives.
Ishimaru finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.
Sakura runs away from the Cornucopia.
Maizono, Celes, Ibuki, and Sonia share everything they gathered before running.
Hinata and Junko fight for a bag. Hinata gives up and retreats.
Fujisaki runs away from the Cornucopia.
Summary: Most people run away; Nidai hides because why not; Asahina finds a fitting weapon (she is a swimmer, after all) and Fukawa, Ishi, and Kuzuryuu find cool shit; the lucksters fight over a bag; some people are nice enough to share; and Hinata decides not to fuck with Junko.
Day 1: Togami collects fruit from a tree.
Ibuki dies from hunger.
Hinata discovers a river.
Hagakure overpowers Nanami, killing her.
Nidai, Souda, Sonia, and Mukuro hunt for other tributes.
Junko diverts Peko's attention and runs away.
Kuzuryuu receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Komaeda and Ishimaru split up to search for resources.
Yamada sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Celes makes a slingshot.
Fujisaki tries to sleep through the entire day.
Naegi and Owari split up to search for resources.
Asahina searches for firewood.
Gundam diverts Maizono's attention and runs away.
Sakura explores the arena.
Fukawa hunts for other tributes.
Summary: Most people decide to run away from each other, prepare for killing, or explore the arena. Ibuki somehow manages to die from hunger already and Hagakure kills off the Ultimate Gamer.
Night 1:
Gundam convinces Mukuro to not kill him, only to kill her instead.
Ishimaru is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Hinata cries himself to sleep.
Sonia receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Sakura destroys Nidai's supplies while he is asleep.
Celes thinks about winning.
Togami looks at the night sky.
Fujisaki stays awake all night.
Fukawa tends to Maizono's wounds.
Hagakure stays awake all night.
Naegi stays awake all night.
Souda accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
Asahina and Owari hold hands.
Kuzuryuu and Junko sleep in shifts.
Peko cooks her food before putting her fire out.
Yamada and Komaeda sleep in shifts.
Summary: Most people are boring or doing normalish things. Gundam tricks Mukuro, Hinata is a wimp, Sonia gets aid from her kingdom, Sakura is a betch and destroys supplies that Nidai managed to pull out of his ass, Souda is an idiot and blows himself up despite being the Ultimate Mechanic, and there’s weird yuri that I didn’t plan for.
Day 2:
Kuzuryuu receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Fujisaki camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Sonia searches for firewood.
Fukawa picks flowers.
Celes sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Nidai receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Junko defeats Gundam in a fight, but spares his life.
Naegi begs for Hagakure to kill him. He refuses, keeping Naegi alive.
Ishimaru overhears Togami and Maizono talking in the distance.
Komaeda thinks about home.
Sakura attacks Hinata, but he manages to escape.
Peko discovers a cave.
Asahina receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Owari chases Yamada.
Summary: While most people find things or fight (or hide and think and shit), Nidai and Kuzuryuu get weapons, Asahina’s sponsors send her donuts, Fukawa decides “fuck this shit, I want some flowers to give to Togami”, and a possible alliance is formed between Togami and Maizono.
Night 2:
Asahina, Sonia, and Celes discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Owari convinces Yamada to snuggle with her.
Komaeda lets Kuzuryuu into his shelter.
Gundam loses sight of where he is.
Sakura receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Naegi defeats Togami in a fight, but spares his life.
Fujisaki lets Maizono into his shelter.
Fukawa receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Junko thinks about winning.
Peko tries to sing herself to sleep.
Hagakure begs for Nidai to kill him. He refuses, keeping Hagakure alive.
Ishimaru passes out from exhaustion.
Hinata receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Summary: People are strangely willing to share shelters, Owari decides to go at a boy this time, people get supplies, people fight, and Ishi passes out because eavesdropping on Togami and Maizono took a lot out of him.
Day 3:
Sonia sprains her ankle while running away from Hinata.
Sakura sets an explosive off, killing Naegi, Kuzuryuu, Fukawa and Junko.
Ishimaru sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Hagakure stalks Maizono.
Owari receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Togami poisons Celes's drink. She drinks it and dies.
Gundam fishes.
Asahina receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Yamada steals from Peko while she isn't looking.
Nidai stalks Komaeda.
Fujisaki discovers a river.
Summary: Sakura causes major casualties, Togami gets his poison on, people get stalked, and more sponsor gifts. Also, was Gundam fishing at Fujisaki’s river?
Night 3:
Asahina fends Hagakure, Yamada, and Togami away from her fire.
Komaeda, Peko, and Sonia cheerfully sing songs together.
Nidai thinks about winning.
Maizono loses sight of where she is.
Gundam tries to sing himself to sleep.
Hinata looks at the night sky.
Owari strangles Sakura with a rope.
Ishimaru destroys Fujisaki's supplies while he is asleep.
Summary: Asahina fends off some of the boys, some of the SDR 2 crew decide to sing together, Owari is tired of Sakura’s shit and strangles her (nuuuuu!), and Ishimaru is an asshole.
Day 4:
Gundam receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Nidai, Yamada, Asahina, and Owari raid Fujisaki's camp while he is hunting.
Ishimaru and Peko hunt for other tributes.
Hagakure receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Hinata and Togami hunt for other tributes.
Komaeda tries to sleep through the entire day.
Maizono diverts Sonia's attention and runs away. Summary: Tributes are hunted, supplies and water are received, Fujisaki gets his shit stolen again, and Komaeda is too tired from singing songs and sleeps.
Night 4:
Hinata thinks about winning.
Yamada lets Hagakure into his shelter.
Komaeda, Nidai, and Sonia cheerfully sing songs together.
Ishimaru climbs a tree to rest.
Owari tracks down and kills Fujisaki.
Gundam poisons Asahina's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.
Peko sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Togami and Maizono hold hands.
Summary: Komaeda and Sonia sing again (this time with Nidai joining them), poor Fujisaki’s last day consists of getting killed and getting his stuff stolen, Gundam is stupid with poison, and Togami and Maizono’s alliance escalates.
Day 5:
Maizono, Nidai, and Hinata unsuccessfully ambush Ishimaru, Peko, and Hagakure, who kill them instead.
Owari injures herself.
Togami scares Komaeda off.
Asahina defeats Sonia in a fight, but spares her life.
Yamada is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Summary: People get hurt; a hall monitor, a swordswoman, and a fortune teller turn the tables on an idol singer, a coach, and a bland reserve course student.
Night 5:
Owari sets an explosive off, killing Peko.
Komaeda receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Asahina attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Sonia, killing them both.
Ishimaru, Hagakure, Togami, and Yamada tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Summary: Peko goes boom, and, thanks to Asahina, the Japanese Olympic team needs a new swimmer and Novoselic needs a new heir to the throne. Everyone else, however, seems to have a decent night.
Feast (Cornucopia is replenished)
Owari decides not to go to The Feast.
Yamada and Ishimaru threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
Komaeda decides not to go to The Feast.
Togami decides not to go to The Feast.
Hagakure decides not to go to The Feast.
Summary: Almost everyone avoids the feast. Yamada and Ishimaru both kill themselves despite their double suicide attempt somehow not working.
Not posting day 6 or night 6 because all that ensues is non-lethal fighting, getting shit, and Hagakure passing out.
Day 7:
Togami ambushes Owari and kills her.
Hagakure steals from Komaeda while he isn't looking.
Summary: Brains win over brawn, and more stuff gets stolen.
Night 7:
Togami poisons Komaeda's drink. He drinks it and dies.
Hagakure dies from hunger.
Summary: Togami finds that he really likes poison and Hagakure dies from hunger…during the Hunger Games. Fitting way for him to go, I guess.
The winner is Togami from District 2!
The Togami Corporation doesn’t lose its heir, and Togami leads a life somehow more prosperous than it was before the games.
I don’t even know anymore.Here's one from The Legend of Zelda:
Day 1
Saria killed by Postman
Twinrova killed by Postman
Marin killed by Darunia
Ganondorf killed by Postman
Ezlo killed by Mido
Nayru killed by Veran
Darunia killed by Byrne
Postman killed by Zelda
Ghirahim killed by Din
Tetra killed by Zelda
Ruto killed by Hilda
Day 2
Ravio killed by Din
Zelda killed by muttation attack
Din killed by Midna
Midna killed by Link
Hilda killed by Mido
Farore killed by Link
Day 3
Byrne killed by Veran
Link killed by Onox
Day 4
Veran killed by Niko
Day 5
Onox killed by Mido
Day 6
Mido killed by Skull Kid
Day 7
Day 8
Skull Kid killed by Niko
Niko is the victor!
Oooo! Let me post mine.
The Crossover Games. I'll post characters, and the sources of origin before beginning, just to be fair. I'll also recap every round, to give my spin on what happens.
District 1: Sly Cooper, Carmelita Fox (Sly Cooper series) District 2: Fox Mc Cloud, Krystal (Star Fox series) District 3: Foxy, Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's) District 4: Soul Evans, Maka Albarn (Soul Eater) District 5: Cloud Strife, Aerith Gainsborough (Final Fantasy 7) District 6: Mario, Princess Peach (Mario series) District 7: Link, Zelda (Legend of Zelda series) District 8: Ness, Paula (Earth Bound) District 9: Markiplier, Minx (Youtubers) District 10: Sora, Kairi (Kingdom Hearts series) District 11: Pewdiepie, Marzia (More Youtubers) District 12: Bob, Wade (Muyskerm, and Lord Minion 777, Mark's friends)
The Bloodbath ~ Cloud takes a handful of throwing knives. Foxy runs away from the Cornucopia. Link runs away from the Cornucopia. Kairi runs away from the Cornucopia. Sora convinces Zelda to not kill him, only to kill her instead. Minx takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia. Mario runs away from the Cornucopia. Paula scares Maka away from the cornucopia. Fox runs away from the Cornucopia. Krystal finds a canteen full of water. Aerith runs away from the Cornucopia. Peach takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia. Ness runs away from the Cornucopia. Wade grabs a backpack and retreats. Chica finds a backpack full of camping equipment. Pewdiepie grabs a backpack and retreats. Soul snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag. Marzia runs away from the Cornucopia. Carmelita grabs a sword. Mark runs away from the Cornucopia. Bob runs away from the Cornucopia. Sly finds a bag full of explosives.
For being called the Bloodbath, it wasn't very bloody. Zelda was the only casualty, due to Sora's deception. Most people avoided the Cornucopia, but Paula shows Maka that she's a Type 2 Tsundere, by frightening her away. Lots of backpacks were found, and god damn it Soul, are you even old enough to drink? Sly has bombs now, so this ought to be interesting.
Day 1 ~ Cloud tends to Chica's wounds. Peach severely slices Fox with a sword. Maka scares Minx off. Wade and Kairi work together for the day. Aerith, Sora, Sly, Bob, and Link hunt for other tributes. Krystal throws a knife into Foxy's chest. Carmelita diverts Marzia's attention and runs away. Ness receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Soul and Mark split up to search for resources. Mario camouflauges himself in the bushes. Pewdiepie collects fruit from a tree. Paula unknowingly eats toxic berries.
Well first of all, I don't know how Chica hurt herself, but Cloud Takes a Level in Kindness, by helping the avian animatronic out. Moving on, wow, things got brutal fast, with Peach taking out Fox violently, and Krystal knifing Foxy right off the bat. Soul and Mark are apparently working with each other at the moment, but are split up. Ness got a hatchet from Escargo Express. Paula meanwhile ate deadly nightshade, and due to her lack of Healing PSI, promptly dies. Also, it seems Kairi is cheating on Sora for Wade... god damn it Wade.
Night 1 ~ Link receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Maka receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. Mario defeats Pewdiepie in a fight, but spares his life. Mark thinks about home. Marzia and Chica huddle for warmth. Carmelita and Wade tell stories about themselves to each other. Krystal bleeds out due to untreated injuries. Aerith receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Ness, Kairi, and Minx discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. Sora kills Peach with a hatchet. Cloud and Bob run into each other and decide to truce for the night. Soul kills Sly with a sickle.
The sponsors were very active the first night, handing out supplies left and right. Also, the web of infidelity continues, as Wade starts chatting up Camelita, who's now cheating on Sly. Not that it matters, since Sly got himself murdered by Soul. Ness, Kairi and Minx are on good terms, while Bob and Cloud currently have a truce. Also apparently Foxy had gotten one on Krystal before getting knifed, as she died from blood loss. Finally, Sora goes and kills Peach with a hatchet... those hatchets seem to be ubiquitous to the game so far.
Day 2 ~ Link, Sora, Marzia, Aerith, and Minx hunt for other tributes. Kairi discovers a river. Carmelita and Soul split up to search for resources. Mario picks flowers. Cloud constructs a shack. Wade receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Bob picks flowers. Chica, Mark, Ness, and Pewdiepie raid Maka's camp while she is hunting.
Kairi finds a river, while Carmelita and Soul formed an alliance of sorts due to the fact that they split to find resources. Mario and Bob pick flowers while Cloud builds himself a bit of a shelter. Finally, Chica, Mark, Ness and Pewds go and rob Maka while she was out, those A-holes. On the bright side... there was no death.
Night 2 ~ Wade receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Minx, Chica, and Kairi discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. Ness, Marzia, Mark, and Cloud tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. Link receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. Sora pushes Aerith off a cliff during a knife fight. Mario throws a knife into Pewdiepie's chest. Carmelita thinks about winning. Maka and Soul run into each other and decide to truce for the night. Bob questions his sanity.
Well, Sora decided to give Aerith an Inverted Disney Villain Death, by throwing her off the cliff. Mario apparently had learned a trick from Krystal, killing Pewds the same way she killed Foxy. Maka and Soul meet up, and call a truce, as they should, considering they're partners. Link gets a bomb, and Bob starts going insane! Chica, Minx and Kairi have a ladies' night, while Marzia hangs out with Mark, Ness, and Cloud. Is it just me, or are Ness and Mark working with each other?
Day 3 ~ Wade attacks Sora, but he manages to escape. Chica, Link, Ness, and Mario raid Bob's camp while he is hunting. Minx, Mark, and Marzia hunt for other tributes. Carmelita receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Kairi receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Soul dies trying to escape the arena. Maka fishes. Cloud dies trying to escape the arena.
Wade attempts to Murder the Hypotenuse to win over Kairi. The sponsors start getting active again. Bob gets robbed by Team Nintendo... and Chica. The other Youtubers start working together to track down the other tributes, and Soul and Cloud die together, trying to get out. Also, Maka tries her hand at fishing.
Night 3 ~ Maka receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Mario tends to his wounds. Mark and Link talk about the tributes still alive. Ness convinces Wade to snuggle with him. Minx pushes Chica off a cliff during a knife fight. Bob receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Sora tries to treat his infection. Marzia tends to Kairi's wounds. Carmelita tries to sing herself to sleep.
And the sponsors start revealing their love of hatchets, as they begin handing them out. Ness produces some strong Ho Yay as he convinces Wade to snuggle with him, which also further adds to our complicated web of infidelity. Also, Minx sends Chica off to the game's second Disney Villain Death, probably laughing her ass off as she does so. Also, Marzia helps Kairi out. Mario and Sora are forced to treat their injuries themselves though.
Day 4 ~ Mario travels to higher ground. Marzia travels to higher ground. Maka, Carmelita, Ness, and Bob raid Wade's camp while he is hunting. Mark injures himself. Minx receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. Sora, Link, and Kairi hunt for other tributes.
Marzia and Mario travel together to higher ground while Wade gets robbed by Maka, Carmelita, Ness and Bob. Mark somehow hurts himself, and Minx becomes infinitely more dangerous once the sponsors gave her a bomb. Also Sora and Kairi work with Link to hunt the others.
Night 4 ~ Kairi stabs Bob while his back is turned. Link, Maka, and Minx cheerfully sing songs together. Ness fends Marzia, Mario, and Wade away from his fire. Mark passes out from exhaustion. Carmelita looks at the night sky. Sora receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Kairi Took a Level in Badass when she went and literally backstabbed Bob. Meanwhile, Link, Maka, and Minx have a karaoke night, while Ness singlehandedly fights off Marzia, Mario and Wade. Also, Mark overexerts himself apparently.
Day 5 ~ Carmelita tries to sleep through the entire day. Link travels to higher ground. Wade is pricked by thorns while picking berries. Maka camouflauges herself in the bushes. Marzia kills Minx with her own weapon. Mario's trap kills Mark. Ness camouflauges himself in the bushes. Sora severely slices Kairi with a sword. (WTH Sora!?)
Carmelita pulls a Sleeping Beauty, while Link climbs higher. Maka and Ness hide in the bushes, while Marzia managed to kill Minx with her own bombs. Mario successfully trapped and killed Mark... not surprising considering that he was passing out and hurting himself... Finally, Sora finds out about Kairi's fling with Wade, and promptly murders her, Yandere style. What the Hell Hero!? indeed.
Night 5 ~ Marzia shoots a poisonous blow dart into Mario's neck, slowly killing him. Sora is unable to convince Wade to not kill him. Carmelita is awoken by nightmares. Ness questions his sanity. Link cooks his food before putting his fire out. Maka loses sight of where she is.
Marzia shows skill in the use of blow darts, using them to slowly and painfully kill Mario. Wade gets revenge on Sora for killing Kairi despite the Keyblader begging for mercy. Also Ness gets mushroomized into insanity. Finally, Maka gets lost, plain and simple.
The Feast ~ Link, Carmelita, Wade, Ness, and Marzia track down and kill Maka.
Everyone ignores the cornucopia and promptly gang up on Maka. I guess they were tired of getting Maka-Chopped.
Day 6 ~ Wade attacks Marzia, but she manages to escape. Carmelita dies from hunger. Ness steals from Link while he isn't looking.
Wade fails to take out Marzia like the loser he is. (no offense Wade if you're actually reading this. It's all in good fun) Carmelita starves to death, and Ness robs Link.
Night 6 ~ Marzia bleeds out due to untreated injuries. Link receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Ness receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Wade receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Apparently Wade did get a hit on Marzia before she escaped, and promptly bled out. Also, we get to see more of the sponsors' obsession with hatchets.
Day 7 ~ Link severely injures Ness and leaves him to die. Wade dies from hypothermia.
Link gets revenge on Ness for robbing him, by promptly killing him. Also, Wade freezes to death... wow.
The winner is Link!
Hyrule Warriors
Day 1
Manhandala killed by Wizzro Zant killed by Gohma Zelda killed by Agitha Great Fairy killed by King Dodongo Tingle killed by Link Agitha killed by Proxi Ganondorf killed by Impa Proxi killed by Wizzro Argorok killed by King Dodongo Darunia killed by Gohma Twili Midna killed by Young Link
Day 2
King Dodongo killed by The Imprisoned Gohma killed by Volga Midna killed by Wizzro Volga killed by Impa Young Link killed by Wizzro Wizzro killed by Fi
Day 3
Ruto killed by Link Impa killed by Fi
Day 4
The Imprisoned killed by Cia Fi killed by Girahim
Day 5
Link killed by Girahim Girahim killed by Cia
Cia is the victor!
(There is so much about this makes me laugh... especially Agithia being slain by a cute, insect-like fairy).
In which I attempt to be a writer.
EDIT: I noticed most of the posts have ended up being lists of characters I don't recognize. I figure the same probably goes for my post, so I've gone back and linked the characters to the works they're from. Hopefully this way it'll introduce people to things they haven't read. I only used characters from works I liked (though some have flaws, and even vocal hatedoms), so I recommend all of them.
I found a Hunger Games simulator here where you enter names of contenstants, and get back a randomly-generated log of their deaths/kills in the Hunger Games.
Just for fun, I plugged in characters from books I've read, and got these results:
Day 1
Sleepy killed by Louis L'Amour EDIT/Note: my theme was literary characters, so I was thinking of L'Amour as he appeared in this send-up of pulp and pulp writers, though given his adventuring youth and war service, the author himself probably would have been well-suited for the games.
Clarence Potter killed by Garrett
Ysanne Isard killed by Etain Tur-Mukan
Mina Harker killed by Kal Skirata
Ko Dali's Daughter killed by Harry Flashman
Etain Tur-Mukan killed by Molly Carpenter
Kal Skirata killed by Rudy Starnberg
Rudy Starnberg killed by Mattie Ross
Rav Bralor killed by Raven
Day 2
Mattie Ross killed by dysentery
Molly Carpenter killed by dehydration
Harry Flashman killed by Raven
Rudolph Rassendyl killed by muttation attack
Raven killed by Karen Murphy
Robie killed by The Lady
Day 3
Walon Vau killed by Winger
Day 4
Chick Bowdrie killed by dehydration
Day 5
Day 6
The Lady killed by Isabet Rau
Karen Murphy killed by Louis L'Amour
Garrett killed by Isabet Rau
Day 7
Winger killed by Fenn Shysa
Fenn Shysa killed by Isabet Rau
Louis L'Amour killed by Isabet Rau
Isabet Rau is the victor!
I was kind of irritated by Bowdrie and Ross, of all those characters, being killed by the elements, but whatever.
Anyone else have entertaining matchups? And whoever knows where all those characters come from gets a cookie.
edited 2nd Mar '15 6:03:05 PM by Wanderhome