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Wanderhome The Joke-Master Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Joke-Master
#1: Mar 1st 2015 at 5:13:34 PM

EDIT: I noticed most of the posts have ended up being lists of characters I don't recognize. I figure the same probably goes for my post, so I've gone back and linked the characters to the works they're from. Hopefully this way it'll introduce people to things they haven't read. I only used characters from works I liked (though some have flaws, and even vocal hatedoms), so I recommend all of them.

I found a Hunger Games simulator here where you enter names of contenstants, and get back a randomly-generated log of their deaths/kills in the Hunger Games.

Just for fun, I plugged in characters from books I've read, and got these results:


Day 1

Sleepy killed by Louis L'Amour EDIT/Note: my theme was literary characters, so I was thinking of L'Amour as he appeared in this send-up of pulp and pulp writers, though given his adventuring youth and war service, the author himself probably would have been well-suited for the games.

Clarence Potter killed by Garrett

Ysanne Isard killed by Etain Tur-Mukan

Mina Harker killed by Kal Skirata

Ko Dali's Daughter killed by Harry Flashman

Etain Tur-Mukan killed by Molly Carpenter

Kal Skirata killed by Rudy Starnberg

Rudy Starnberg killed by Mattie Ross

Rav Bralor killed by Raven

Day 2

Mattie Ross killed by dysentery

Molly Carpenter killed by dehydration

Harry Flashman killed by Raven

Rudolph Rassendyl killed by muttation attack

Raven killed by Karen Murphy

Robie killed by The Lady

Day 3

Walon Vau killed by Winger

Day 4

Chick Bowdrie killed by dehydration

Day 5

Day 6

The Lady killed by Isabet Rau

Karen Murphy killed by Louis L'Amour

Garrett killed by Isabet Rau

Day 7

Winger killed by Fenn Shysa

Fenn Shysa killed by Isabet Rau

Louis L'Amour killed by Isabet Rau

Isabet Rau is the victor!


I was kind of irritated by Bowdrie and Ross, of all those characters, being killed by the elements, but whatever.

Anyone else have entertaining matchups? And whoever knows where all those characters come from gets a cookie.

edited 2nd Mar '15 6:03:05 PM by Wanderhome

Aespai Chapter 1 (Discontinued) from Berkshire Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Chapter 1 (Discontinued)
#2: Mar 1st 2015 at 7:18:08 PM

I know Louis L'Amour.

killed by dysentery, ah, the Oregon Trail times.

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Midna Basically canon from way down south in the land of the traitors Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Basically canon
#3: Mar 1st 2015 at 7:29:31 PM

Day 1
  • Fiora killed by Papa Smurf
  • Kirk killed by Ms. Pac-Man
  • Lip killed by Calhoun (sad music)
  • Fix-It Felix Jr. killed by Shulk
  • Yoshi killed by Prince Charming
  • Mario killed by Robin
  • Rarity killed by Prince Charming
  • Ms. Pac-Man killed by Smurfette
  • Robin killed by Snow White
  • Peach killed by Marzipan

Day 2

  • Marzipan killed by Ginny Weasley
  • Snow White killed by Pac-Man
  • Homestar Runner killed by Papa Smurf

Day 3

  • Shulk killed by trap

Day 4

  • Prince Charming killed by Calhoun
  • Chrom killed by dehydration

(Pac-Man has dysentery.)

Day 5

  • Pac-Man killed by dysentery

(Pac-Man has died. Here lies Pac-Man - peperony and chease)

Day 6

  • Ginny Weasley killed by Uhura
  • Spike killed by Papa Smurf

Day 7

  • Calhoun killed by Uhura
  • Papa Smurf killed by Uhura
  • Uhura killed by trap

Day 8

Day 9

Day 10

  • Harry Potter killed by Smurfette

Smurfette is the victor!

Hahaha, how is a tiny blue woman able to overcome the guy who survived two attempts on his life by an evil all-powerful snake-man who was feared by the entire wizarding world.

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ElectricNova Since: Jun, 2012
#4: Mar 2nd 2015 at 4:08:31 AM

Day 1

Kali killed by Homura Akemi

Princess Peach killed by Nia Teppelin

Yahweh killed by Dr Robotnik

Madoka Kaname killed by Ragyo Kiryuin

Gary Motherfucking Oak killed by He man

Day 2

Claire Augustus killed by Dr Robotnik

Marten Reed killed by Samus Aran

Lyra Belacqua killed by Yu Narukami

Day 3

Nia Teppelin killed by Yu Narukami

Dr Robotnik killed by Homura Akemi

Mighty the Armadillo killed by He man

Day 4

Luna Lovegood killed by Anita Sarkeesian

Homura Akemi killed by Makoto Yuki

Gendo Ikari killed by Kaneo Takarada

Day 5

Day 6

Ragyo Kiryuin killed by trap

Anita Sarkeesian killed by Makoto Yuki

He man killed by Nu-13

Day 7

Day 8

Kaneo Takarada killed by muttation attack

Samus Aran killed by Makoto Yuki

Exdeath killed by Makoto Yuki

Day 9

Yu Narukami killed by Makoto Yuki

Makoto Yuki killed by Nu-13

Day 10

Day 11

Nu-13 killed by Kamina

Kamina is the victor!

edited 2nd Mar '15 4:10:16 AM by ElectricNova

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#5: Mar 2nd 2015 at 4:44:43 AM

Yu Narukami killed by Makoto Yuki

damn straight

And then there was silence
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#6: Mar 2nd 2015 at 11:59:57 AM

Day 1

Jake English killed by Gamzee Makara
Parcel Mistress killed by Dave Strider
Gamzee Makara killed by Jane Crocker
Aradia Megido killed by Eridan Ampora
Feferi Peixes killed by Vriska Serket

Day 2

Aimless Renegade killed by Jade Harley
Dirk Strider killed by Wayward Vagabond
Vriska Serket killed by dysentery
Jade Harley killed by muttation attack

Day 3

Nepeta Leijon killed by Windswept Questant

Day 4

Karkat Vantas killed by Jane Crocker

Day 5

Equius Zahhak killed by Rose Lalonde
Kanaya Maryam killed by Terezi Pyrope

Day 6

Rose Lalonde killed by dehydration

Day 7

Sollux Captor killed by Windswept Questant

Day 8

Terezi Pyrope killed by John Egbert
Roxy Lalonde killed by dysentery

Day 9

Dave Strider killed by Jane Crocker

Day 10

Day 11

Eridan Ampora killed by John Egbert

Day 12

Wayward Vagabond killed by Windswept Questant
John Egbert killed by Windswept Questant

Day 13

Jane Crocker killed by Windswept Questant
Windswept Questant killed by Tavros Nitram

Tavros Nitram is the victor!

...what the actual fuck.

edited 2nd Mar '15 6:39:42 PM by Ozbourne

Stupid doomed timeline...
Shadsie Staring At My Own Grave from Across From the Cemetery Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
Staring At My Own Grave
#7: Mar 2nd 2015 at 12:07:17 PM

Super Smash Bros. Hunger Games:

Day 1

Pikachu killed by Female Villager

Pit killed by Roy

Peach Toadstool killed by Wii Fit Trainer

Pichu killed by Shiek

Day 2

Link killed by Fox Mc Cloud

Little Mac killed by Shiek

Bowser Koopa killed by Palutena

Jigglypuff killed by Samus Aran

Wii Fit Trainer killed by Luigi

Lucina killed by Captain Douglas Falcon

Day 3

Toon Link killed by Samus Aran

Palutena killed by Fox Mc Cloud

Samus Aran killed by Captain Douglas Falcon

Day 4

Captain Douglas Falcon killed by Shiek

Day 5

Donkey Kong killed by Female Villager

Day 6

Luigi killed by Shiek

Day 7

Shiek killed by Female Villager

Day 8

Greninja killed by Female Villager

Roy killed by Fox Mc Cloud

Zelda killed by Shiek

Day 9

Fox Mc Cloud killed by Female Villager

Marth Lowell killed by Shiek

Day 10

Shiek killed by Female Villager

Female Villager is the victor!

..... Just goes to show that those Villagers really are Ax-Crazy ! And no random status-effects, either! I find it amusing that I put in Smash characters and not a one of them dies of dehydration or dysentery... they all go right for each other in true Smash Bros. fashion!

edited 2nd Mar '15 12:11:49 PM by Shadsie

In which I attempt to be a writer.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8: Mar 2nd 2015 at 12:15:22 PM

Day 1

Lilith Badgirl killed by Tiny Clanger

Small Clanger killed by Kaworu Nagisa

Piggy killed by Major Clanger

Shinji Ikari killed by Hinata Hino

Yuno Gasai killed by Tiny Clanger

Fu Manchu killed by Chu N. Gensberg

Hinata Hino killed by George Harrison

Day 2

Kou Matsuoka killed by Rei Ryugasaki

Yoko Ono killed by Kermit

Ringo Starr killed by Anna Komnenos

Kermit killed by S.H.P

Rei Ryugasaki killed by Bimbo-San

Alexios Komnenos killed by Asuka Langley Soryu

Day 3

Tiny Clanger killed by George Harrison

Bimbo-San killed by Asuka Langley Soryu

Anna Komnenos killed by Kaworu Nagisa

Day 4

Kaworu Nagisa killed by George Harrison

Rei Ayanami killed by George Harrison

Chu N. Gensberg killed by S.H.P

Day 5

Major Clanger killed by George Harrison

Day 6

Soup Dragon killed by S.H.P

Asuka Langley Soryu killed by George Harrison

S.H.P killed by George Harrison

George Harrison is the victor!

... Well, fuck me.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#9: Mar 2nd 2015 at 12:48:00 PM

Day 1

Nanoha Takamachi killed by Prince Philip

Sherlock Holmes killed by A Plastic Bag

Franklin D. Roosevelt killed by Teddy Roosevelt

Fate Testarossa killed by Vincent Van Gogh

Jolyne Cujoh killed by A Plastic Bag

Cell Junior killed by Teddy Roosevelt

A Plastic Bag killed by Hillary Clinton

Day 2

Marie Antoinette killed by Prince Philip

Joan Watson killed by Samus Aran

M. Bison killed by Hillary Clinton

Louis XIV killed by Prince Philip

Jotaro Kujo killed by Princess Aurora

Day 3

Saibaman killed by Lon Chaney

Day 4

Precia Testarossa killed by Lon Chaney

Day 5

Princess Aurora killed by Robin

Day 6

Crimson Viper killed by Lon Chaney

Day 7

Day 8

Teddy Roosevelt killed by Hillary Clinton

Batgirl killed by Prince Philip

Day 9

Prince Philip killed by Hillary Clinton

Samus Aran killed by Vincent Van Gogh

Day 10

Day 11

Lon Chaney killed by Robin

Vincent Van Gogh killed by Robin

Robin killed by Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is the victor!

edited 2nd Mar '15 12:49:31 PM by smokeycut

Wanderhome The Joke-Master Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Joke-Master
#10: Mar 2nd 2015 at 6:05:08 PM

I edited my first post to include links to the works characters are from to give some context, since I realized I didn't recognize many of the characters you all are using.

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#11: Mar 2nd 2015 at 6:38:13 PM

Mine was all Homestuck characters.

Stupid doomed timeline...
Druplesnubb Editor of Posts Since: Dec, 2013
Editor of Posts
#12: Mar 5th 2015 at 7:24:21 AM

Fire Emblem characters, with teams based on games:

Day 1

Roy killed by Deirdre

Celica killed by Ephraim

Valbar killed by Mark

Sigurd killed by Micaiah

Day 2

Sanaki killed by Mark

Eirika killed by Shiida

Hector killed by Shiida

Day 3

Robin killed by trap

Alm killed by Shiida

Ike killed by dehydration

Day 4

Chrom killed by muttation attack

Day 5

Day 6

Lyn killed by muttation attack

Marth killed by dysentery

Seliph killed by Micaiah

Day 7

Leif killed by Mark

Day 8

Day 9

Day 10

Shiida killed by muttation attack

Ephraim killed by Elincia

Mark killed by Lucina

Day 11

Lucina killed by Kris

Elincia killed by Kris

Eliwood killed by Kris

Day 12

Micaiah killed by Deirdre

Deirdre killed by Kris

Kris is the victor!

That ending surprised

edited 5th Mar '15 7:25:02 AM by Druplesnubb

GeekCodeRed Did you know this section has a character limit? from A, A, B, B, A Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Did you know this section has a character limit?
#13: Mar 5th 2015 at 8:04:35 AM

I'm using a different Hunger Games simulator, but I just had to share this one:
Disney Princess Hunger Games

District One
Snow White
Prince Florian (Yes, that's his canon name.)

District Two
Cinderella
Prince Charming

District Three
Aurora
Prince Phillip

District Four
Ariel
Eric

District Five
Belle
Beast

District Six
Jasmine
Aladdin

District Seven
Pocahontas
John Smith

District Eight
Mulan
Li Shang

District Nine
Tiana
Naveen

District Ten
Rapunzel
Flynn Rider

District Eleven
Meridia
Elsa

District Twelve
Anna
Kristoff


Elsa and Meridia were put into the same district, because neither have love interests.


Day One: The Bloodbath

Beast finds a canteen full of water.
Flynn Rider clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Mulan grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
John Smith falls into a pit and dies.
Prince Florian, Prince Charming, Kristoff, and Snow White track down and kill Pocahontas.
Prince Phillip takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Aurora stays at the cornucopia for resources.
Ariel and Naveen run from the cornucopia together.
Belle, Aladdin, and Jasmine work together to get as many supplies as possible.
Meridia finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.
Cinderella snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Anna grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Li Shang grabs a backpack and retreats.
Rapunzel and Elsa fight for a bag. Rapunzel gives up and retreats.
Tiana runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Eric finds a backpack full of camping equipment.


To recap: The "Bloodbath" is relatively bloodless, with District Seven taking the two casualties. John Smith makes an embarrassing exit, and Snow, her beau, Charming and the Ice Man decide that they hate "Colours of the Wind".
Meridia also gets the luckiest cornucopia find ever, and Rapunzel decides not to fuck with the Ice Queen.
Ariel also decides to cheat on Eric, and Cinderella is already hitting the bottle.


Day One
Li Shang makes a wooden spear.
Aladdin attacks Prince Phillip, but he manages to escape.
Cinderella receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Kristoff, Ariel, and Snow White search the arena together for other tributes.
Naveen steals from Flynn Rider while he isn't looking.
Jasmine and Prince Florian work together for the day.
Anna is pricked by several thorns while picking berries.
Aurora practices her archery.
Prince Charming, Belle, and Beast unsuccessfully ambush Rapunzel, Meridia, and Mulan, who kill them instead.
Tiana receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Eric diverts Elsa's attention and runs away.


Day One almost draws to close with four more kills. A Berserker and two non-combatants decide to attack a Fighter, Archer and a Healer, and pay the price. What did you expect from Fa "My kill count is in the thousands" Mulan?
Cinderella also gets gifts from her fairy godmother, the guy who sells ice seems to really like Snow, the black guy manages to rob a thief, and Eric wisely decides not to fuck with the Snow Queen.

However, the Capitol decides five deaths in the first day is too little, and create a poison smoke cloud.


Day One: Arena Event
A cloud of poisonous smoke starts to fill the arena.
Li Shang sacrifices himself so Mulan can get away.
Aladdin and Kristoff agree to die in the cloud together, but Aladdin pushes Kristoff in without warning.
Snow White is engulfed in the cloud of poisonous smoke.
Tiana is engulfed in the cloud of poisonous smoke.
Jasmine and Anna decide to run into the cloud together.
Prince Florian is engulfed in the cloud of poisonous smoke.
Elsa slowly pushes Ariel closer and closer to the cloud until she can't resist any more.
Cinderella is engulfed in the cloud of poisonous smoke.


Li Shang brings honour upon his family with his final act. Anna and Kristoff both attempt double suicides with Aladdin and Jasmine, but Aladdin proves to be a cowardly bastard.
Elsa, on the other hand, uses the smoke as a weapon to kill off Ariel.

By sundown on Day One, fourteen tributes are dead. Districts One, Two, Five, Seven and Twelve are completely wiped.


Night One

Aladdin sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Eric stabs Naveen while his back is turned.
Mulan cries herself to sleep.
Flynn Rider shoots an arrow into Elsas head.
Prince Phillip and Rapunzel tell stories about themselves to each other.
Meridia tries to find other tributes, but is unsuccessful.
Aurora cries herself to sleep.


Naveen gets taken out Eric in a surprise attack. Flynn can't get "Let It Go" out of his head, so he decides to take everything out Elsa's.
Mulan should be made of stronger stuff though.


Day Two

Flynn Rider fishes.
Eric scares Meridia off.
Rapunzel explores the arena.
Aurora tries to sleep through the entire day.
Mulan defeats Aladdin in a fight, but spares his life.
Prince Phillip is pricked by several thorns while picking berries.


Rapunzel really likes exploring, doesn't she? Also, Mulan and Aladdin fight, but Mulan spares him as he fought well.
Also, Sleeping Beauty sleeps the whole day. Huh.


So, as the sun sets- wait, no, another arena event.


Day Two Arena Event
Monkey mutts fill the arena.

Meridia is pummeled to the ground and killed by a troop of monkey mutts.
Rapunzel dies from internal bleeding caused by a monkey mutt.
Mulan is pummeled to the ground and killed by a troop of monkey mutts.
Aladdin is pummeled to the ground and killed by a troop of monkey mutts.


So instead of two, there are now six dead. Meridia, Mulan and Aladdin die ignoble deaths at the hands of the muttations, while Rapunzel escapes but is unable to heal her own internal wounds.

So, as night sets on Day Two, twenty tributes are dead. District Three is at full strength, while Districts Four and Ten have lost their princesses. Everyone else has been fully wiped.


Night Two

Prince Phillip, Eric, and Flynn Rider discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Aurora looks at the night sky.


A peaceful night.


Day Three

Eric camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Prince Phillip and Flynn Rider work together for the day.
Aurora dies from an infection.


In a shock death, the last Disney Princess falls into an everlasting sleep.
Eric leaves the temporary Prince Truce, but Phillip and Flynn keep it up for now.


At the end of Day Three, we have our final three. Districts Three, Four and Ten are rooting their Princes on.

Night Three

Prince Phillip shoots an arrow into Flynn Rider's head.
Eric attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.


Phillip must've liked Elsa, as he gives Flynn Rider a Karmic Death.
As Phillip stalks through the Arena, looking for the last tribute, the cannon sounds, telling him that Eric has died by misadventure.

Our winner: Prince Phillip of District Three: Sleeping Beauty.

He goes on to live a full life, until the Lannisters murder him at his own wedding.

edited 5th Mar '15 8:14:34 AM by GeekCodeRed

They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
DiurnalBrocolli Something... from Somewhere... Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Something...
#14: Mar 5th 2015 at 12:12:07 PM

Here's how my Pokemon Gym Leader one went down.

Day 1

Whitney killed by Falkner

Morty killed by Wattson

Bugsy killed by Clair

Brawly killed by Clair

Candice killed by Maylene

Clair killed by Crasher Wake

Blaine killed by Jasmine

Falkner killed by Lt. Surge

Day 2

Wattson killed by Brock

Misty killed by Erika

Flannery killed by Volkner

Roxanne killed by Volkner

Jasmine killed by Brock

Fantina killed by Brock

Day 3

Janine killed by Erika

Day 4

Volkner killed by Roark

Day 5

Roark killed by Maylene

Koga killed by Maylene

Day 6

Crasher Wake killed by Lt. Surge

Maylene killed by Lt. Surge

Sabrina killed by Brock

Day 7

Lt. Surge killed by Erika

Day 8

Erika killed by Brock

Brock is the victor!

edited 5th Mar '15 12:13:38 PM by DiurnalBrocolli

Just floating around...
MarpsDS Rather useless. from Somewhere. Probably a corner. Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Rather useless.
#15: Mar 5th 2015 at 12:51:09 PM

So, I did a League of Legends one with random things.

Day 1

Siege minion killed by Melee minion

Thresh killed by Melee minion

Akali killed by Fiora

Zed killed by Elise

Pantheon killed by Yasuo

Azir killed by Katarina

Corki killed by Nami

Katarina killed by Elise

Yasuo killed by Melee minion

Fizz killed by Syndra

Day 2

Swain killed by dehydration

Irelia killed by environmental disaster

Fiora killed by Garen

Leona killed by Tristana

Day 3

Syndra killed by Caster minion

Sivir killed by Super minion

Elise killed by Super minion

Day 4

Tristana killed by Garen

Day 5

Nami killed by dehydration

Day 6

Garen killed by Super minion

Caster minion killed by Super minion

Day 7

Melee minion killed by Super minion

Shen killed by Super minion

Super minion is the victor!

edited 5th Mar '15 1:53:54 PM by MarpsDS

No idea of what is going on.
KarkatTheDalek Not as angry as the name would suggest. from Somwhere in Time/Space Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Not as angry as the name would suggest.
#16: Mar 5th 2015 at 12:57:20 PM

Here's a Homestuck one. The teams are:

  • Alliance 1: Gamzee, Feferi, Tavros, Vriska, Eridan and Meenah

  • Alliance 2: Equius and Nepeta

  • Alliance 3: Dave, Jade, Karkat and Terezi

  • Alliance 4: Roxy, John and Rose

  • Alliance 5: Jake, Jane and Dirk

  • Jack Noir, Aradia, Caliborn, Calliope, Sollux and Kanaya are on their own.

I've run it a few times, but I'll do the one I'm doing...now:

Day 1

Vriska killed by Calliope

John killed by Nepeta

Rose killed by Kanaya (sad)

Feferi killed by Kanaya

Jack Noir killed by Jake

Nepeta killed by Jane

Gamzee killed by Jane

Day 2

Kanaya killed by environmental disaster

Karkat killed by Meenah

Jake killed by Terezi

Tavros killed by Jane

Day 3

Calliope killed by Aradia

Day 4

Dirk killed by Aradia

Eridan killed by trap

Sollux killed by trap

Day 5

Equius killed by Terezi

Aradia killed by Terezi

Day 6

Jane killed by Dave

Roxy killed by Terezi

Meenah killed by Dave

Day 7

Dave killed by Terezi

Day 8

Day 9

Caliborn killed by Jade

Terezi killed by Jade

Jade is the victor!

The Karkat-Terezi-Dave-Jade team was enormously effective, it seems. Not sure why Terezi killed Dave, though. Also, it's a shame that Caliborn does absolutely nothing before going down. I wonder what he was doing...

edited 5th Mar '15 1:20:03 PM by KarkatTheDalek

Oh God! Natural light!
Druplesnubb Editor of Posts Since: Dec, 2013
Editor of Posts
#17: Mar 5th 2015 at 2:41:15 PM

Why the arbitrary teams?

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#18: Mar 5th 2015 at 2:48:32 PM

Vriska dying first is just... wut. [lol]

Stupid doomed timeline...
Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#19: Apr 1st 2015 at 7:15:07 PM

Did the 24 Total Drama contestants from seasons 1-3. I cycled through several, but I think this one's my favorite:

Day 1:

Sierra killed by Justin

Courtney killed by Beth (go Beth, go!)

Geoff killed by Gwen

Katie killed by Harold

Sadie killed by Le Shawna

Bridgette killed by Cody

Owen killed by Izzy (This is why you don't push her in front of a chainsaw-wielding murderer, Owen!)

Day 2:

Justin killed by Noah (he killed the anti-him!)

Heather killed by Tyler

Noah killed by Gwen

Day 3:

Harold killed by Izzy

Cody killed by Beth

Ezekiel killed by dysentery (poor Zeke)

Day 4:

Duncan killed by Tyler

Alejandro killed by Eva

Day 5:

Eva killed by dehydration

Day 6:

Trent killed by DJ

Day 7: No deaths

Day 8:

Gwen killed by Lindsay (O_O)

Beth killed by Le Shawna

Lindsay killed by Tyler (Tyler! Don't kill your girlfriend!)

Day 9:

Le Shawna killed by Tyler

Tyler killed by DJ

Izzy killed by DJ

DJ is the victor!

...holy shit, DJ. You feel guilty about accidentally hurting an animal in a way that was beyond your control, yet you have no problem with killing 3 humans.

Poor Zeke keeps dying of dysentery. I think he died of it on day 2 at one point (and died first in a four-day hunger games). The writers really do hate him. :(

I don’t even know anymore.
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#20: Apr 1st 2015 at 8:39:06 PM

Jojo's Bizarre Hunger Games?

Day 1

Dio Brando killed by Jonathan Joestar

Johnny Joestar killed by Kars

Caesar Zeppeli killed by Joseph Joestar

Mohammed Avdul killed by F.F.

Jean Pierre Polnareff killed by Noriaki Kakyoin

Yoshikage Kira killed by Enrico Pucci

Day 2

Noriaki Kakyoin killed by Joseph Joestar

Josuke Higashikata A killed by Jolyne Kujo

Gyro Zeppeli killed by Jolyne Kujo

Day 3

Jotaro Kujo killed by Robert E.O. Speedwagon

Lisa Lisa killed by Diavolo

William A. Zeppeli killed by Enrico Pucci

Day 4

Enrico Pucci killed by Kars

Day 5

Hermes Costello killed by Kars

Jonathan Joestar killed by Diavolo

Kars killed by F.F.

Day 6

Day 7

Day 8

Josuke Higashikata B killed by Joseph Joestar

Funny Valentine killed by F.F.

Day 9

Day 10

Day 11

Robert E.O. Speedwagon killed by Jolyne Kujo

Diavolo killed by Giorno Giovanna

Jolyne Kujo killed by Joseph Joestar

Day 12

Day 13

F.F. killed by Giorno Giovanna

Giorno Giovanna killed by Joseph Joestar

Joseph Joestar is the victor!

Heh, I almost thought that F.F. would win that! Not surprised that it was Joseph, though.

edited 1st Apr '15 8:40:33 PM by smokeycut

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#21: Apr 2nd 2015 at 9:17:48 AM

>Jonathan Joestar kills Dio

KEKEKEKEKEK

also duh joseph won

And then there was silence
Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#22: Apr 7th 2015 at 5:02:40 PM

I'm using the Brant Steele one to do a Dangan Ronpa version. I would've done Total Drama, but Dangan Ronpa is already basically about a death match. If people still keep this going, I'll do Total Drama next time. I made tributes fitting in some way, shape, or form (ships or commonalities). Unequal gender ratio for some districts because I'm doing it how I want to. Also, spoilers.

District 1: (The Ahoge/Protagonist/Hope District): Hajime Hinata and Makoto Naegi

District 2 (The "Why the Fuck do they have fans?" District): Byakuya Togami and Nagito Komaeda

District 3 (Shipping District 1): Aoi Asahina and Sakura Oogami

District 4 (Tech-Related People-Things District): Chihiro Fujisaki and Chiaki Nanami

District 5 (Shipping District 2): Nekomaru Nidai and Akane Owari

District 6 (Music District): Sayaka Maizono and Ibuki Mioda

District 7 (Shipping District 3): Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu and Peko Pekoyama

District 8 (2/3 of the 3rd Murder District): Kiyotaka Ishimaru and Celestia Ludenberg

District 9 (Shipping District 4): Gundam Tanaka and Sonia Nevermind

District 10 (Unrequited Crush District): Kazuichi Souda and Touko Fukawa

District 11 (Loser Character District): Yasuhiro Hagakure and Hifumi Yamada

District 12 (Despair District)’’’: Mukuro Ikusaba and Junko Enoshima

Bloodbath:

Souda runs away from the Cornucopia.

Owari runs away from the Cornucopia.

Mukuro runs away from the Cornucopia.

Nanami runs away from the Cornucopia.

Gundam runs away from the Cornucopia.

Peko runs away from the Cornucopia.

Yamada runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kuzuryuu finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

Togami runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hagakure runs away from the Cornucopia.

Komaeda and Naegi fight for a bag. Naegi gives up and retreats.

Nidai runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Asahina retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Fukawa finds a bag full of explosives.

Ishimaru finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Sakura runs away from the Cornucopia.

Maizono, Celes, Ibuki, and Sonia share everything they gathered before running.

Hinata and Junko fight for a bag. Hinata gives up and retreats.

Fujisaki runs away from the Cornucopia.

Summary: Most people run away; Nidai hides because why not; Asahina finds a fitting weapon (she is a swimmer, after all) and Fukawa, Ishi, and Kuzuryuu find cool shit; the lucksters fight over a bag; some people are nice enough to share; and Hinata decides not to fuck with Junko.

Day 1: Togami collects fruit from a tree.

Ibuki dies from hunger.

Hinata discovers a river.

Hagakure overpowers Nanami, killing her.

Nidai, Souda, Sonia, and Mukuro hunt for other tributes.

Junko diverts Peko's attention and runs away.

Kuzuryuu receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Komaeda and Ishimaru split up to search for resources.

Yamada sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Celes makes a slingshot.

Fujisaki tries to sleep through the entire day.

Naegi and Owari split up to search for resources.

Asahina searches for firewood.

Gundam diverts Maizono's attention and runs away.

Sakura explores the arena.

Fukawa hunts for other tributes.

Summary: Most people decide to run away from each other, prepare for killing, or explore the arena. Ibuki somehow manages to die from hunger already and Hagakure kills off the Ultimate Gamer.

Night 1:

Gundam convinces Mukuro to not kill him, only to kill her instead.

Ishimaru is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Hinata cries himself to sleep.

Sonia receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Sakura destroys Nidai's supplies while he is asleep.

Celes thinks about winning.

Togami looks at the night sky.

Fujisaki stays awake all night.

Fukawa tends to Maizono's wounds.

Hagakure stays awake all night.

Naegi stays awake all night.

Souda accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Asahina and Owari hold hands.

Kuzuryuu and Junko sleep in shifts.

Peko cooks her food before putting her fire out.

Yamada and Komaeda sleep in shifts.

Summary: Most people are boring or doing normalish things. Gundam tricks Mukuro, Hinata is a wimp, Sonia gets aid from her kingdom, Sakura is a betch and destroys supplies that Nidai managed to pull out of his ass, Souda is an idiot and blows himself up despite being the Ultimate Mechanic, and there’s weird yuri that I didn’t plan for.

Day 2:

Kuzuryuu receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Fujisaki camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Sonia searches for firewood.

Fukawa picks flowers.

Celes sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Nidai receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Junko defeats Gundam in a fight, but spares his life.

Naegi begs for Hagakure to kill him. He refuses, keeping Naegi alive.

Ishimaru overhears Togami and Maizono talking in the distance.

Komaeda thinks about home.

Sakura attacks Hinata, but he manages to escape.

Peko discovers a cave.

Asahina receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Owari chases Yamada.

Summary: While most people find things or fight (or hide and think and shit), Nidai and Kuzuryuu get weapons, Asahina’s sponsors send her donuts, Fukawa decides “fuck this shit, I want some flowers to give to Togami”, and a possible alliance is formed between Togami and Maizono.

Night 2:

Asahina, Sonia, and Celes discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Owari convinces Yamada to snuggle with her.

Komaeda lets Kuzuryuu into his shelter.

Gundam loses sight of where he is.

Sakura receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Naegi defeats Togami in a fight, but spares his life.

Fujisaki lets Maizono into his shelter.

Fukawa receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Junko thinks about winning.

Peko tries to sing herself to sleep.

Hagakure begs for Nidai to kill him. He refuses, keeping Hagakure alive.

Ishimaru passes out from exhaustion.

Hinata receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Summary: People are strangely willing to share shelters, Owari decides to go at a boy this time, people get supplies, people fight, and Ishi passes out because eavesdropping on Togami and Maizono took a lot out of him.

Day 3:

Sonia sprains her ankle while running away from Hinata.

Sakura sets an explosive off, killing Naegi, Kuzuryuu, Fukawa and Junko.

Ishimaru sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Hagakure stalks Maizono.

Owari receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Togami poisons Celes's drink. She drinks it and dies.

Gundam fishes.

Asahina receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Yamada steals from Peko while she isn't looking.

Nidai stalks Komaeda.

Fujisaki discovers a river.

Summary: Sakura causes major casualties, Togami gets his poison on, people get stalked, and more sponsor gifts. Also, was Gundam fishing at Fujisaki’s river?

Night 3:

Asahina fends Hagakure, Yamada, and Togami away from her fire.

Komaeda, Peko, and Sonia cheerfully sing songs together.

Nidai thinks about winning.

Maizono loses sight of where she is.

Gundam tries to sing himself to sleep.

Hinata looks at the night sky.

Owari strangles Sakura with a rope.

Ishimaru destroys Fujisaki's supplies while he is asleep.

Summary: Asahina fends off some of the boys, some of the SDR 2 crew decide to sing together, Owari is tired of Sakura’s shit and strangles her (nuuuuu!), and Ishimaru is an asshole.

Day 4:

Gundam receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Nidai, Yamada, Asahina, and Owari raid Fujisaki's camp while he is hunting.

Ishimaru and Peko hunt for other tributes.

Hagakure receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Hinata and Togami hunt for other tributes.

Komaeda tries to sleep through the entire day.

Maizono diverts Sonia's attention and runs away. Summary: Tributes are hunted, supplies and water are received, Fujisaki gets his shit stolen again, and Komaeda is too tired from singing songs and sleeps.

Night 4:

Hinata thinks about winning.

Yamada lets Hagakure into his shelter.

Komaeda, Nidai, and Sonia cheerfully sing songs together.

Ishimaru climbs a tree to rest.

Owari tracks down and kills Fujisaki.

Gundam poisons Asahina's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.

Peko sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Togami and Maizono hold hands.

Summary: Komaeda and Sonia sing again (this time with Nidai joining them), poor Fujisaki’s last day consists of getting killed and getting his stuff stolen, Gundam is stupid with poison, and Togami and Maizono’s alliance escalates.

Day 5:

Maizono, Nidai, and Hinata unsuccessfully ambush Ishimaru, Peko, and Hagakure, who kill them instead.

Owari injures herself.

Togami scares Komaeda off.

Asahina defeats Sonia in a fight, but spares her life.

Yamada is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Summary: People get hurt; a hall monitor, a swordswoman, and a fortune teller turn the tables on an idol singer, a coach, and a bland reserve course student.

Night 5:

Owari sets an explosive off, killing Peko.

Komaeda receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Asahina attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Sonia, killing them both.

Ishimaru, Hagakure, Togami, and Yamada tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Summary: Peko goes boom, and, thanks to Asahina, the Japanese Olympic team needs a new swimmer and Novoselic needs a new heir to the throne. Everyone else, however, seems to have a decent night.

Feast (Cornucopia is replenished)

Owari decides not to go to The Feast.

Yamada and Ishimaru threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Komaeda decides not to go to The Feast.

Togami decides not to go to The Feast.

Hagakure decides not to go to The Feast.

Summary: Almost everyone avoids the feast. Yamada and Ishimaru both kill themselves despite their double suicide attempt somehow not working.

Not posting day 6 or night 6 because all that ensues is non-lethal fighting, getting shit, and Hagakure passing out.

Day 7:

Togami ambushes Owari and kills her.

Hagakure steals from Komaeda while he isn't looking.

Summary: Brains win over brawn, and more stuff gets stolen.

Night 7:

Togami poisons Komaeda's drink. He drinks it and dies.

Hagakure dies from hunger.

Summary: Togami finds that he really likes poison and Hagakure dies from hunger…during the Hunger Games. Fitting way for him to go, I guess.

The winner is Togami from District 2!

The Togami Corporation doesn’t lose its heir, and Togami leads a life somehow more prosperous than it was before the games.

I don’t even know anymore.
DarkElfPrincess Since: Mar, 2014
#23: Apr 7th 2015 at 7:11:24 PM

Here's one from The Legend of Zelda:

Day 1

Saria killed by Postman

Twinrova killed by Postman

Marin killed by Darunia

Ganondorf killed by Postman

Ezlo killed by Mido

Nayru killed by Veran

Darunia killed by Byrne

Postman killed by Zelda

Ghirahim killed by Din

Tetra killed by Zelda

Ruto killed by Hilda

Day 2

Ravio killed by Din

Zelda killed by muttation attack

Din killed by Midna

Midna killed by Link

Hilda killed by Mido

Farore killed by Link

Day 3

Byrne killed by Veran

Link killed by Onox

Day 4

Veran killed by Niko

Day 5

Onox killed by Mido

Day 6

Mido killed by Skull Kid

Day 7

Day 8

Skull Kid killed by Niko

Niko is the victor!

surprised

fireheart126 Since: Nov, 2014
#24: Jun 4th 2015 at 4:48:43 PM

Oooo! Let me post mine.

The Crossover Games. I'll post characters, and the sources of origin before beginning, just to be fair. I'll also recap every round, to give my spin on what happens.

District 1: Sly Cooper, Carmelita Fox (Sly Cooper series) District 2: Fox Mc Cloud, Krystal (Star Fox series) District 3: Foxy, Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's) District 4: Soul Evans, Maka Albarn (Soul Eater) District 5: Cloud Strife, Aerith Gainsborough (Final Fantasy 7) District 6: Mario, Princess Peach (Mario series) District 7: Link, Zelda (Legend of Zelda series) District 8: Ness, Paula (Earth Bound) District 9: Markiplier, Minx (Youtubers) District 10: Sora, Kairi (Kingdom Hearts series) District 11: Pewdiepie, Marzia (More Youtubers) District 12: Bob, Wade (Muyskerm, and Lord Minion 777, Mark's friends)

The Bloodbath ~ Cloud takes a handful of throwing knives. Foxy runs away from the Cornucopia. Link runs away from the Cornucopia. Kairi runs away from the Cornucopia. Sora convinces Zelda to not kill him, only to kill her instead. Minx takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia. Mario runs away from the Cornucopia. Paula scares Maka away from the cornucopia. Fox runs away from the Cornucopia. Krystal finds a canteen full of water. Aerith runs away from the Cornucopia. Peach takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia. Ness runs away from the Cornucopia. Wade grabs a backpack and retreats. Chica finds a backpack full of camping equipment. Pewdiepie grabs a backpack and retreats. Soul snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag. Marzia runs away from the Cornucopia. Carmelita grabs a sword. Mark runs away from the Cornucopia. Bob runs away from the Cornucopia. Sly finds a bag full of explosives.

For being called the Bloodbath, it wasn't very bloody. Zelda was the only casualty, due to Sora's deception. Most people avoided the Cornucopia, but Paula shows Maka that she's a Type 2 Tsundere, by frightening her away. Lots of backpacks were found, and god damn it Soul, are you even old enough to drink? Sly has bombs now, so this ought to be interesting.

Day 1 ~ Cloud tends to Chica's wounds. Peach severely slices Fox with a sword. Maka scares Minx off. Wade and Kairi work together for the day. Aerith, Sora, Sly, Bob, and Link hunt for other tributes. Krystal throws a knife into Foxy's chest. Carmelita diverts Marzia's attention and runs away. Ness receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Soul and Mark split up to search for resources. Mario camouflauges himself in the bushes. Pewdiepie collects fruit from a tree. Paula unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Well first of all, I don't know how Chica hurt herself, but Cloud Takes a Level in Kindness, by helping the avian animatronic out. Moving on, wow, things got brutal fast, with Peach taking out Fox violently, and Krystal knifing Foxy right off the bat. Soul and Mark are apparently working with each other at the moment, but are split up. Ness got a hatchet from Escargo Express. Paula meanwhile ate deadly nightshade, and due to her lack of Healing PSI, promptly dies. Also, it seems Kairi is cheating on Sora for Wade... god damn it Wade.

Night 1 ~ Link receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Maka receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. Mario defeats Pewdiepie in a fight, but spares his life. Mark thinks about home. Marzia and Chica huddle for warmth. Carmelita and Wade tell stories about themselves to each other. Krystal bleeds out due to untreated injuries. Aerith receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Ness, Kairi, and Minx discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. Sora kills Peach with a hatchet. Cloud and Bob run into each other and decide to truce for the night. Soul kills Sly with a sickle.

The sponsors were very active the first night, handing out supplies left and right. Also, the web of infidelity continues, as Wade starts chatting up Camelita, who's now cheating on Sly. Not that it matters, since Sly got himself murdered by Soul. Ness, Kairi and Minx are on good terms, while Bob and Cloud currently have a truce. Also apparently Foxy had gotten one on Krystal before getting knifed, as she died from blood loss. Finally, Sora goes and kills Peach with a hatchet... those hatchets seem to be ubiquitous to the game so far.

Day 2 ~ Link, Sora, Marzia, Aerith, and Minx hunt for other tributes. Kairi discovers a river. Carmelita and Soul split up to search for resources. Mario picks flowers. Cloud constructs a shack. Wade receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Bob picks flowers. Chica, Mark, Ness, and Pewdiepie raid Maka's camp while she is hunting.

Kairi finds a river, while Carmelita and Soul formed an alliance of sorts due to the fact that they split to find resources. Mario and Bob pick flowers while Cloud builds himself a bit of a shelter. Finally, Chica, Mark, Ness and Pewds go and rob Maka while she was out, those A-holes. On the bright side... there was no death.

Night 2 ~ Wade receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Minx, Chica, and Kairi discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. Ness, Marzia, Mark, and Cloud tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. Link receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. Sora pushes Aerith off a cliff during a knife fight. Mario throws a knife into Pewdiepie's chest. Carmelita thinks about winning. Maka and Soul run into each other and decide to truce for the night. Bob questions his sanity.

Well, Sora decided to give Aerith an Inverted Disney Villain Death, by throwing her off the cliff. Mario apparently had learned a trick from Krystal, killing Pewds the same way she killed Foxy. Maka and Soul meet up, and call a truce, as they should, considering they're partners. Link gets a bomb, and Bob starts going insane! Chica, Minx and Kairi have a ladies' night, while Marzia hangs out with Mark, Ness, and Cloud. Is it just me, or are Ness and Mark working with each other?

Day 3 ~ Wade attacks Sora, but he manages to escape. Chica, Link, Ness, and Mario raid Bob's camp while he is hunting. Minx, Mark, and Marzia hunt for other tributes. Carmelita receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Kairi receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Soul dies trying to escape the arena. Maka fishes. Cloud dies trying to escape the arena.

Wade attempts to Murder the Hypotenuse to win over Kairi. The sponsors start getting active again. Bob gets robbed by Team Nintendo... and Chica. The other Youtubers start working together to track down the other tributes, and Soul and Cloud die together, trying to get out. Also, Maka tries her hand at fishing.

Night 3 ~ Maka receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Mario tends to his wounds. Mark and Link talk about the tributes still alive. Ness convinces Wade to snuggle with him. Minx pushes Chica off a cliff during a knife fight. Bob receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Sora tries to treat his infection. Marzia tends to Kairi's wounds. Carmelita tries to sing herself to sleep.

And the sponsors start revealing their love of hatchets, as they begin handing them out. Ness produces some strong Ho Yay as he convinces Wade to snuggle with him, which also further adds to our complicated web of infidelity. Also, Minx sends Chica off to the game's second Disney Villain Death, probably laughing her ass off as she does so. Also, Marzia helps Kairi out. Mario and Sora are forced to treat their injuries themselves though.

Day 4 ~ Mario travels to higher ground. Marzia travels to higher ground. Maka, Carmelita, Ness, and Bob raid Wade's camp while he is hunting. Mark injures himself. Minx receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. Sora, Link, and Kairi hunt for other tributes.

Marzia and Mario travel together to higher ground while Wade gets robbed by Maka, Carmelita, Ness and Bob. Mark somehow hurts himself, and Minx becomes infinitely more dangerous once the sponsors gave her a bomb. Also Sora and Kairi work with Link to hunt the others.

Night 4 ~ Kairi stabs Bob while his back is turned. Link, Maka, and Minx cheerfully sing songs together. Ness fends Marzia, Mario, and Wade away from his fire. Mark passes out from exhaustion. Carmelita looks at the night sky. Sora receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Kairi Took a Level in Badass when she went and literally backstabbed Bob. Meanwhile, Link, Maka, and Minx have a karaoke night, while Ness singlehandedly fights off Marzia, Mario and Wade. Also, Mark overexerts himself apparently.

Day 5 ~ Carmelita tries to sleep through the entire day. Link travels to higher ground. Wade is pricked by thorns while picking berries. Maka camouflauges herself in the bushes. Marzia kills Minx with her own weapon. Mario's trap kills Mark. Ness camouflauges himself in the bushes. Sora severely slices Kairi with a sword. (WTH Sora!?)

Carmelita pulls a Sleeping Beauty, while Link climbs higher. Maka and Ness hide in the bushes, while Marzia managed to kill Minx with her own bombs. Mario successfully trapped and killed Mark... not surprising considering that he was passing out and hurting himself... Finally, Sora finds out about Kairi's fling with Wade, and promptly murders her, Yandere style. What the Hell Hero!? indeed.

Night 5 ~ Marzia shoots a poisonous blow dart into Mario's neck, slowly killing him. Sora is unable to convince Wade to not kill him. Carmelita is awoken by nightmares. Ness questions his sanity. Link cooks his food before putting his fire out. Maka loses sight of where she is.

Marzia shows skill in the use of blow darts, using them to slowly and painfully kill Mario. Wade gets revenge on Sora for killing Kairi despite the Keyblader begging for mercy. Also Ness gets mushroomized into insanity. Finally, Maka gets lost, plain and simple.

The Feast ~ Link, Carmelita, Wade, Ness, and Marzia track down and kill Maka.

Everyone ignores the cornucopia and promptly gang up on Maka. I guess they were tired of getting Maka-Chopped.

Day 6 ~ Wade attacks Marzia, but she manages to escape. Carmelita dies from hunger. Ness steals from Link while he isn't looking.

Wade fails to take out Marzia like the loser he is. (no offense Wade if you're actually reading this. It's all in good fun) Carmelita starves to death, and Ness robs Link.

Night 6 ~ Marzia bleeds out due to untreated injuries. Link receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Ness receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Wade receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Apparently Wade did get a hit on Marzia before she escaped, and promptly bled out. Also, we get to see more of the sponsors' obsession with hatchets.

Day 7 ~ Link severely injures Ness and leaves him to die. Wade dies from hypothermia.

Link gets revenge on Ness for robbing him, by promptly killing him. Also, Wade freezes to death... wow.

The winner is Link!

Shadsie Staring At My Own Grave from Across From the Cemetery Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
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#25: Jun 4th 2015 at 9:50:55 PM

Hyrule Warriors

Day 1

Manhandala killed by Wizzro Zant killed by Gohma Zelda killed by Agitha Great Fairy killed by King Dodongo Tingle killed by Link Agitha killed by Proxi Ganondorf killed by Impa Proxi killed by Wizzro Argorok killed by King Dodongo Darunia killed by Gohma Twili Midna killed by Young Link

Day 2

King Dodongo killed by The Imprisoned Gohma killed by Volga Midna killed by Wizzro Volga killed by Impa Young Link killed by Wizzro Wizzro killed by Fi

Day 3

Ruto killed by Link Impa killed by Fi

Day 4

The Imprisoned killed by Cia Fi killed by Girahim

Day 5

Link killed by Girahim Girahim killed by Cia

Cia is the victor!

(There is so much about this makes me laugh... especially Agithia being slain by a cute, insect-like fairy).

In which I attempt to be a writer.

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