What would happen if the next troper...

He looks like a king, what can I say?

Also I'd end up going outside to go play motorist dodgeball quicker than that honestly. If I must then let's just get it over it, alright huns?

The next one needs to go and get into a boxing ring with an amputee kick boxer.

edited 10th Dec '15 8:28:40 AM by Stolen_Moment

I'd swallow my pride and let him win.

Has to fight in a muay thai match.

edited 10th Dec '15 8:41:16 AM by Savaget1337

I get my ass kicked.

You find a dead Bigfoot in your yard.

Snap pictures and send to the police.

TNP is cast in a musical.

I ship the corpse directly to Ronaldo Fryman's house.

I play the guy that has one line.

TNA finds conclusive prrof that the moon landing actually was fake

edited 10th Dec '15 8:47:09 AM by trashconverters

I'd probably call the police, then take a picture.

I sing terribly and get ridiculed for months afterwards like Russel Crowe.

I might go through a Heroic BSoD.

TNP is disliked by their bosses and gets shot up into space.

edited 10th Dec '15 8:49:16 AM by kablammin45

I go online and get made fun of for being stupid.

Gee Bill, that sounds like a great way to die upon firing.

Discovers the counter heimlich maneuver.

edited 10th Dec '15 8:48:42 AM by Stolen_Moment

I wouldn't use it. Murder is against what I stand for.

Had recurring nightmares about murdering their family.

edited 20th Dec '15 4:53:40 AM by Piando

I talk to my therapist about it.

Had to convince their parents that they are not human.

I'd probably try to break it to them as easily (and as humorously) as possible.

...suddenly experienced a Gender Bender right in front of their friends?

I'd rub my breasts in their face, laughing at them for not having any.

TNP becomes a robot.

edited 22nd Dec '15 3:53:47 PM by gregnes2000

Getting turned into a robot probably wouldn't go well with my tendencies to be a loner. Robots do have to be repaired, after all. Other than that, it would probably be cool.

...finds a magic lamp and gets to have three wishes granted.

Well, I would probably wish for world peace, and then that everyone in the world would have enough to eat...and then I'd probably wish that I would be able to travel to any video game world that I wanted.

TNP is turning into a cactus.

edited 24th Dec '15 9:09:33 AM by kablammin45

I'd cry. Because really, what else could you possibly do?

TNP comes home to find a Walrus in their house and they're the only ones that seem to notice.

I feed it and try to become close friends with it at once! Walruses are so very cute!~ ^_^

The next poster finds a sentient rosebush!

edited 24th Dec '15 2:58:32 PM by Laithelryn

Set it on fire.

Met Eminem?

I don't care. I prefer dubstep.

Met Twilight Sparkle.

I'd probably go into shock: "Holy crap! My Little Pony is real!". Then I probably would accept that and move on...and maybe start up a conversation with Twilight, because who wouldn't...stop looking at me like that!

TNT meets the Crystal Gems.

edited 24th Dec '15 4:00:25 PM by kablammin45

I also go catatonic.

TNP woke up to find they head X-Ray Vision.

Try to look at girls, then get disapointed I can only see skeletons.

Was pursued by a yandere.

I call the police first chance I get.

TNT finds a Super Mushroom

Try not to break my house door.

Had to kill a friend during a Zombie Apocalypse?

I would only do that if they made an alliance with a group of bandits, or was infected, but if that was the case yes I would kill them.

The last song they listened to became their theme song.

edited 18th Mar '16 8:46:03 AM by Superjohn

Nightwish's Elan is an awesome song...

Meets their Waifu/Husbando.

I don't have either.

Watched Chargeman Ken!?