What would happen if the next troper...

I'm probably doomed, my family is crazy and would most likely just give up the moment things got dire.

TNP is now an omnipotent god.

First, I'm gonna see if I can use my powers to solve any of the world's major problems. Then, I start using them purely for fun and relaxation!

TNP wakes up and discovers that everything is in the Inkblot Cartoon Style.

I ain't even mad! Life just got a heck of a lot more entertaining thanks to Cartoon Physics and everything being able to fly and dance around. (Imagine how a Super Bowl half-time show would look in that style!)

TNP just woke up to find that the world has been transformed into a Disney Animated Canon version of itself.

I figure out where I stand by breaking into song.

TNP falls into the cockpit of a giant robot, and is told to fight aliens.

OH HECK YES!! THIS IS AWESOME! IT'S ALL OF MY DREAMS COME TRUE!

TNP is in the Nonary Game (From 999.).

I try to get out as quickly as possible.

TNP is now able to have an interview with one dead celebrity /historical figure.

Depends on how we're bringing back the dead celebrity. Is it some weird seance where we bring back their spirit or do we just sorta bring them back from the dead temporarily? Because if the latter I'd pick Robin Williams and then postpone the interview indefinitely, cause he was taken from us too soon. If the former though, I'd have to go with Harold Ramis just to see if he didn't like the new Ghostbusters movie. I'm thinking he's a nice enough guy that he'd say it was okay, but that it was lacking. Then, for good measure, I'd stick his spirit in a ghost trap as a joke.

TNP has now switched bodies with their pet (if you're not a pet owner then a random animal of your choosing).

I'm now my fat lazy cat. Now I can lie around all day without anyone complaining to me about it!

TNP must ride down a tall steep hill on a desk chair in order to win a hundred dollars. Will they do it?

Nope.

TNP sees bigfoot in their front yard at night.

YEAH!

Oh snap, time to take down the bigfoot and get tons of cash. And go down in history. And get my own movie where I'm played by some superstar.

TNP is challenged to a sword duel, on a castle.

I'd do everything in my power to make sure it wasn't by any means a fair fight. I'd cheat like a football player during during a long series of away games.

...if TNP wakes up in a the body of the most wanted criminal on Earth.

Well, obviously nobody is going to believe that... so I like to think that I'd confess my "crimes" and turn myself in. If I don't get a lighter sentence, at least people might have a better opinion of me. But the thought of a criminal running around in my body, with my family, is what really scares me.

TNP's friends want him/her to pull a cruel prank on someone.

I'd completely refuse.

TNP gets hit with Jarate.

Throw the Heavy at the person who threw the Jarate >:(

TNP is taking MMA classes

Sweet, now I might have a chance in case someone goes on a rampage around these parts.

...was the next president?

I dunno... I'd probably just resign. Have you seen the before and after photos of Presidents at the end of their time in office? Looks like they got attacked by a wraith. No one deserves that kind of stress... Still I'd legalize marijuana before resigning.

TNT is now trapped at the end of the universe.

That would be my cue to escape in the TARDIS.

...if TNP to go to space.

Watch the end happen, feeling glad that I got to see it. Then have a moment of oh crap before calming down.

I fulfill my dream of being an astronaut and enjoy being in space!

TNP is near a riot against their government

I would either join in or go self-preservation, either staying indoors or running away.

TNT is now an instant Badass who knows how to use every weapon ever, all martial arts, etc.

I become a secret agent!

TNP is forced to crossdress for a day.

I assume that aside from dressing like a woman I'd basically go through my day business as usual? Because if so, I'd spend the entire day in my home. I think I could manage.

TNT now finds themselves running a massive drug empire.

I have the gangs under my thumb, and several portions of the law under my thumb, while arranging patsies to be figureheads.

Then, I play both sides, and get richer and richer every day.

TNT gets to date a fictional character they like.

edited 30th Jul '16 4:41:20 AM by RandomWriter413

Great. I go on a date with Yang Xiao Long. That's awesome.

TNP is now permanently transformed into their favorite avatar in their gallery.

So now I'm either Flygon, Alola Exeggutor, or Destiny. It's a win-win situation either way, I'm now either my favorite Pokémon, my favorite alternate Pokémon design, or a whale shark, one of my favorite real-life animals.

TNP just opened their front door to find that their yard is now filled with cows.

edited 6th Aug '16 2:40:14 PM by kablammin45

"Is this my reward for succeeding a bunch of random sidequests? If so, why COWS??????? I don't even like them???"

The next Troper has been teleported into an alternate dimension, akin to the one from A Link to the Past.