Favorite Cartoon quotes?

Just basically list your favorite quotes or moments from ANY cartoon.

I have to start with a classic from Peanuts:

ACK! I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A DOG! I HAVE DOG GERMS! GET HOT WATER! GET SOME DISINFECTANT! GET SOME IODINE!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS SHOW IS TOO SLOW!"-The meandering Slice of Life tone of Lucky Star proves too much for Anime Tenchou to handle without his employees.

"Welcome to this horse's anus."-Master Shake encounters the worst thing the Plutonians can throw at them.

"Don't leave me out here alone, I'm gonna look like an idiot." "You just ate dinner with a guy dressed exactly like you." "At least I looked like a popular idiot."-21 and 24, The Venture Bros.

"Fine! I'll go build my own theme park! With Blackjack! And Hookers! In fact, forget the park!" - Bender (Futurama Season 1, Episode 2: The Series Has Landed)

"Did you say your name is Lord Bravery?' "Yes." "Can I have a muffin or a scone?"

-Lord Bravery faces the complications of copyright.

"How am I supposed to sleep with all this peaceful dreaming going on???"

-Ren invading Stimpy's dream.

"If you want to see the best stuff, you have to get up before the sun does, because the sun is a lazybones. Also breakfast is an important part of a nutritious breakfast.

-Probably the President."

Clarence "Rise and Shine"

Okay, since I do count puppetry as animation, the various Muppet productions

My Muppet Show example would probs be:

Kermit (after singing "Lydia the Tattooed Lady): Piggy. Have you met Lydia?

Miss Piggy: No, but have you met my left fist? (Punches Kermit)

I just love Popeye's under-the-breath mumblings

And here are some others:

• "An elephant never forget, but I forget what the elephant remembered."
• "Maybe I would take the car, but the goldfish took it."
• "I'm not going to call the hospital because you won't remember anything if I do."

"This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!"

"I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!"

"If'n you ain't the granddaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature - they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee. I'd told ya I'd shoot! But ya didn't believe me! Why didn't ya believe me?!"

- Stinky Wizzleteats, The Ren And Stimpy Show (and Burl Ives before him)

That sounds *so* familiar, but i can't place it (the fourth one, about the hospital)

"I'm the reason tweens make themselves hurl."- Stocking, denying her own body image issues in 'The Diet Syndrome'

Okay, after having just rewatched the first episode of Muppet Show:

Fozzie (is holding an apple as a bomb in an old west skit)

Barkeep: Oh no an Apple

Rowlf: Don't tell me...

fozzie: Yes, the fuse is lit (realizes that it's about to explode): THE FUSE IS LIT? (throws bomb, causes explosion)

@Ogodei: From Family Guy. Peter builds a water slide from the house stairs and naturally injures himself, leaving him sobbing on the floor. More accurately the quote is: "I'm not going to call the hospital because you won't learn anything."

• Nug: "I don't think Urpgor tested this stuff."
• Frizz: "No, and how do we know it doesn't have any side effects, hmm?"
• Nug: "You're right, Frizz. This could affect us in later life."

Frizz and Nug over think the consequences of their latest Zany Scheme in The Dreamstone.

"STOOPPP ITTTT!!! STOOOOPPPPPP IIIIIIITTTT!!! Can't ya HEAR IT?!?...Yes, I did it!!! I did it!!! I TOOK THE BOOTS!!! They're HEEEERREE!!! Under the floorboards!!!"

Mr Krabs driven mad by the telltale boots in Spongebob Squarepants.

"The clock is ticking, Twilight. Clock - is -TICKING!!!"

Twilight Sparkle suffering a little work stress in My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.

edited 5th Nov '14 12:32:33 AM by Psi001

Much flak as Family Guy gets, it is highly quotable.

"Attention restaurant customers: testicles. That is all." ("Petarded")

Sponge Bob: Yeah, they gotta get the poop on the robot! Squidward: They... poop on the robot? Sponge Bob: Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop, ask questions, get information! Squidward: Sponge Bob, I never thought I'd say this, but... Let's get that poop.

Peter: Alright Carter, if you're takin' me outta your will, then I'll just take you outta mine! (Rips up paper) Lois: Peter, that was your birth certificate. Peter: Really? (Gasps, then starts fading away) Oh no... There's no light. THERE'S ONLY FIRE.

Peter: My name? Uh... Uh... (Notices a single pea on a plate) "Pea". Uh... Uh... (Sees a lady all alone at a table, shedding a tear) "Tear". Uh... (A gryffon flies through the window then flies back out) "Gryffon". Yeah, Peter Griffin! Aw crap.

edited 5th Nov '14 1:16:27 PM by PikaScootaloo

That sig is definitely one of my favorite lines from ENG

Also, I have to put this PPG moment on here:

"If I were a bunny, I'd...HOP! HOP! HOP!"

Also, the bit earlier in that episode with Mayor killing N'avi.

edited 5th Nov '14 1:23:14 PM by powerpuffbats

"Eat your pea professor. Eat it! Swallow it!"

Also a good quote to take way out of context.

I'll second how quotable Family Guy is.

"Damn you ice cream... fall into my mouth..."

"Aww, what happened, Orson fall down?"

It's the inevitable Gargoyles post!

"It's alive, alive! I've always wanted to say that."

• "Bartender" Roger: What can I get you mac?
• Person: Uh, I'm meeting friends and...
• "Hobo" Roger: Can I use your crapper?
• "Cockney Londoner" Roger: Get out of here there's a bathroom in the park!
• "Customer" Roger: The service here sucks! have you even seen a waiter? *beat* W, what am I doing, this isn't helping me.

Roger tries to reel in the customers in American Dad.

"Adolf Hitler was a very, very naughty man."

A very informative educational video in South Park.

edited 6th Nov '14 8:27:19 AM by Psi001

I can think of a plethora of Daria quotes, but here's just two of my favorites:

• "I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else."
• "Hitler ate sugar."

Some quotes from other shows:

• "Who told you that the Civil War was fought over bacon?!" (Kids Next Door)
• "The instructions were accidentally shredded when I put them through a shredder." (Total Drama)
• "You're screwier than my Aunt Rita! And she's a screw!" (Futurama)
• "Fear is nothing to be afraid of unless you let it scare you." (6teen)
• Nestor: "How long do you think the holograms will last?" Quest: "Probably until you give me another stupid order." Nestor: "Hey! I order you to stop giving me stupid orders!" Quest: "And...there go the holograms." (World of Quest)

edited 8th Nov '14 9:05:39 AM by Explosivo25

From the first Toy Story:

Buzz Lightyear: And you, sir, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: ...YOU! ARE! A! TOY!!!

I don't know what's funnier, Tim Allen having to deliver those lines with a straight face, or the strange diction Tom Hanks uses when his character gets upset.

• Hiro: This doesn't make any sense.
• Baymax: Puberty is often a confusing time for young boys flowering into manhood.

"The hard part was getting the shark to pose." —Garnet,Steven Universe.

A couple from my favorite episode of Johnny Bravo:

"My book report is on The Little Engine That Could, which is about a little engine that gets attacked by ninjas, but morphs into a snowmobile, and his robot friends come to help him, then they blow up the Death Star." - Smelly Raymond

"Harold and the Fuzzy Bunny shows a world where bunnies frolic shamelessly at parties, at picnics, and even on the moon! It's THAT kind of fantasy hoo-ha that leads to dancing, card playing, and the eating of TOFU!" - The episode's villain

From another episode in that same half-hour:

"Curse you, Ben Franklin! You knew this would happen!"

"Look at me! I'm inventing the cotton gin!" - Johnny

Johnny Bravo, especially in the Kirk Tingblad years, had a lot of quotable lines. Here's some more.

"This is the part where they hug!" - Pops

"And that's why ozone depletion is our best friend!" - Johnny

"We just want to cut his head open and feast on the delicious treats inside!" - Little Suzy

"Now, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god..." - Johnny

edited 8th Nov '14 7:25:03 PM by Aldo930